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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 22, 2003 05:54 PM |
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Ah, you truly are the god of insanity... To count coins manually, while being a mighty mage!
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Yolk and God bless.
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MightyMage
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Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 22, 2003 05:59 PM |
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eleven
twelve
thirteen
huh, what did you say? HEY thats right, I'm a mage.
I'll just conjure up somthing to do it for me.
*Mighty Mage Conjurs up a goblin*
Goblin: ooh, shiny. MINE.
*the goblin runs off*
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 22, 2003 06:05 PM |
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*pulls a string*
Evidence of your insanity marches right in without knocking 
*just before the goblin reaches the front door, a huge bag of posts falls right on his head, knocking him out*
'Ere ya go  .
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Yolk and God bless.
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silx87
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posted May 22, 2003 06:07 PM |
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NO!Mine!
*chases goblin out of store*
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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 22, 2003 06:10 PM |
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Oh, the kids these days...
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Yolk and God bless.
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MightyMage
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Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 22, 2003 06:15 PM |
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Oh good, you're here Silx. Let's begin your training.
1. Ok, if somone asks for a complicated spell, what do you do?
2. If the customer is interested in an item but only has a few silver on them, what should you do?
3. If a customer is in need of assistance and you are manning the register, shold you go and help him or her? If not than what do you do?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 22, 2003 06:18 PM |
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Gosh, even I know the answers to those!
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Yolk and God bless.
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silx87
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posted May 22, 2003 06:22 PM |
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Hey MM,is it okay if I beat up some of our costomers?
No?
But u can keep his axe then...
still no?
okay then.
Welcome Woock,how may I help you?
Here,may I lend a hand carrying that heavy pouch of yours,while you browse through our wonderful store?
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 22, 2003 06:25 PM |
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*grabs Silx's neck, takes his moneybag, and pushes Silx away*
Another lesson - never take care of moneybags belonging to huge undead dwarves .
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Yolk and God bless.
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MightyMage
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posted May 22, 2003 06:28 PM |
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A little secret Silx, if you're ever in trouble, there is a switch under the counter. Pull it and it will alert the nearest authorities and/or the Supreme Magi.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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silx87
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posted May 22, 2003 06:43 PM |
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authorities?howabout I just stick a dagger in it and quickly run away before the authorities arrive?
and Woock!That's assault!I could sue u!But since that involves appearing in court,I think I will let u go now
But just for now!
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 22, 2003 07:24 PM |
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Quote:
Welcome Woock,how may I help you?
Here,may I lend a hand carrying that heavy pouch of yours,while you browse through our wonderful store?
Well, that is an attempt on theft. So much for sueing me.
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Yolk and God bless.
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Lith-Maethor
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Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted May 23, 2003 04:40 AM |
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"enters the shop"
'morning Dwarf... I have your axe with em... you will find it a tad lighter, swifter and far more deadly...
"turning to the rest"
a note from the original owner: no fights, chases or any other possibly hazardous activities are allowed in here... if you break this rule, i'm sure you will find it difficult to walk out of here with a few dozen arrows sticking out of your back......
oh and btw, we are expecting a new shipment of enchanted weapons really soon...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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silx87
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posted May 23, 2003 11:57 AM |
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Quote:
a note from the original owner: no fights, chases or any other possibly hazardous activities are allowed in here... if you break this rule, i'm sure you will find it difficult to walk out of here with a few dozen arrows sticking out of your back......
but what if no one notices?
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Lith-Maethor
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paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted May 23, 2003 12:04 PM |
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the note was clear enough:
nobody fights in here... we can provide you the weapons, but you will have to find the arena... if you fight in here, you are dead (read: post deleted)
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 23, 2003 01:18 PM |
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Hey, thanks!
*makes a few experimental swings in the air*
Hey, this is great  !
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Yolk and God bless.
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MightyMage
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Legendary Hero
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posted May 23, 2003 02:39 PM |
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Nice Ax there Woock. Why not go give it a try on those d@mn unruly Gnolls out...* With not another word, Lord Woock rushes out and begins his little killing spree.*
Wow, he looks so darn happy making them his undead slaves, So Happy.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 27, 2003 06:15 PM |
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For all armour and weapon needs come on by Conn's Shop. Open...uh whenever Lith or I are around.
Custom swords at low prices only at Conn's shop.
*This has been a paid advertisement for Conn's Shop*
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 27, 2003 07:10 PM |
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How much insanity does it take to advertise a shop inside the shop?
And I am not a necromancer... Merely a huge undead dwarf. And I am against slavery.
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Yolk and God bless.
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MightyMage
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Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 27, 2003 07:46 PM |
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Not enough. There is never enough insanity.
By the way, the shop is still open.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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