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posted December 13, 2004 11:10 PM |
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In other words, would you like to confess to murder?
Killing people or animals is not always considered murder, Asmodean!!! Remember, it's only a crime if you get caught...hahaha! 
Come to think of it Asmodean...are you trying to tell us something about yourself?! Do you have "something" you would like to confess, eh? Do ya?! 
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posted December 13, 2004 11:56 PM |
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Yes, in my spare time I like to shoot Lions
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posted December 14, 2004 12:13 AM |
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Aaaack! You murderering poacher!!!
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Yes, in my spare time I like to shoot Lions
Asmodean, I can't...You are...How could...I can't even speak to you right now! You have reached into my chest and pulled out my beating Lionheart...There, take it! Crush it while you're at it, you fiend!
"Simba...avenge my death"!
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posted December 14, 2004 03:19 AM |
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Btw, Svarog if you're gonna make a montage for you own fantasies, don't use THAT pic of me. I look terrible.
Actually it's more about Asmo's fantasies here than mine. You send him the pic where you like urself the most, since you dont like my choice, and... have a nice photography fun you two. j/k
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posted December 14, 2004 03:53 AM |
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Oh, Val, oh val, your sig is soooo right. 
OK, here's the list of people who've signed in to participate or were already in, but only whose reminants on HC havent fossilized yet:
Vadskye, Dingo, Wolfman, Lord Woock, Svarog, Gorman, Asmodean, The Real Deal, Consis, Pandora, Aculias, Titanium Alloy, RedSoxFan, Shadowcaster, Daddy, ratmonky, IYY, tigris, LeoLion, Conan, Shai Hulud, bort ... *and waiting for YOU to join in*
Either pick your victim from the designated here, or shoot at random and wait for the first volounteer to take it.
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Wolfman
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posted December 14, 2004 03:56 AM |
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I haven't had a question in a while...
As long as Svarog isn't asking it, I'm fine with it.
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Svarog
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posted December 14, 2004 04:13 AM |
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Hey, now I'm the bad guy, huh?
I feel I wont get asked again, because of my royal griffin abillity - fear of "unlimited retaliations".
my logic:
boring questions --> boring thread
exciting questions --> exciting thread
i hope soon enough everyone comprehends this philosophical concept (and stops asking questions about undead dwarfs)
Dont you guys feel a mods broom hasnt passed through here in ages?
*corrently tigris is supposed to answer the question. leo, IM him if u already havent*
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Conan
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posted December 14, 2004 04:47 AM |
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well, since I'm the noob of the thread, ask me!
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Leo_Lion
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posted December 14, 2004 05:41 AM |
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Good idea Svarog...
IM sent to Tigris, so it's just a matter of time now.
So, any one else want to confess to any killings, huh? Don't worry, I don't work for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (Mounties) or Interpol or anything like that...or do I?
I might be watching you right now...sitting at your computer...with your eyes starting to dart all around...yeah I see you alright! Hahaha!
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posted December 14, 2004 08:16 AM |
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Now, for Tigris...Have you ever killed another human being or a large animal?
Actually i have stabed a pig once.It was part of a pagain ritual in my grandma's village.It wasn't a preety sight, but i had to do it...Aaah and i've killed some verry large fishes too{don't belive that, it's just fisherman stories}
Next question for Asmodean:
Don't you get all freaked out at night thinking that you'll share your room with a constrictor?
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Asmodean
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posted December 14, 2004 10:16 AM |
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Well he's only 2 and a half feet long at the minute Tigris, so he's just a lickle one.
And what a lot of people don't understand about snakes is that they will not attack a human for no reason.
So no I'm not afraid that he'd escape from his cage and wind around my neck - what he'd be more likely to do is to slither into some dark warm corner.
Constrictors will only constrict when they're hungry, and a snake knows how big it's jaws open, so they rarely try and eat something too big for them.
So Fluffy will grow to about 6 feet max, nowhere near big enough to eat someone.
A snake would have to be between 24-30 feet before it would attack a human for food. The only snakes that get that big are Anacondas in South America, and Reticulated Pythons found in Malaysian rainforests.
Next qustion to Woock -why the undead dwa....oh wait no. Scratch that.
Next question to RSF - wasn't everyone's reaction to Svarog's question so childish?
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posted December 14, 2004 02:55 PM |
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No I don't think it was childish. I think it was funny. However I suspect that such a question being asked may be because someone may have been just a little embarrassed.
My question goes to Svarog. I think some retribution needs to be given here, so aren't gonna get off so easy. I'm not afraid of your retaliations. I got a little something called the Atlantic keeping me safe from you... and Asmodean.
Okay back to the question. Let me think about this for a minute.
Tell us a time when you were completely shutdown. Meaning when did you make yourself look like a total ass in front of a girl you were trying to
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Lord_Woock
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posted December 14, 2004 04:54 PM |
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How do you Nicholas Wilkinson a girl? *confused*
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Asmodean
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posted December 14, 2004 04:56 PM |
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Tell us a time when you were completely shutdown. Meaning when did you make yourself look like a total ass in front of a girl you were trying to
Or which time if you don't want to write a long post
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Svarog
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posted December 15, 2004 01:51 AM |
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Tell us a time when you were completely shutdown. Meaning when did you make yourself look like a total ass in front of a girl you were trying to
You mean "completely shutdown", it has never happened, because I always react freely in any situation, and cant be embarrased. But I have been rejected. Not many times, but more than once, yes.
Worst rejection was in a poor improvisation disco when I was with several of my comrades in a winter holiday resort. We didnt go out almost at all during that week, cos we had loads of fun in the house. But then one night the girls decided they wanted to go to the so called disco. "No beer, no wine tonight, DISCO!" "Ok, ok." we succumbed to the "weaker" sex for the milionth time. But out of fun, we made a deal that the one of us who wont get a date, would have to cook lunch for everyone the next day. Now, I dont think you know how I hate cooking.
The disco was full of girls I'm normally not interested in, village snows, trendy babes from the city, provincial 14yearolds... however, due to the special circumstances, I hit couple of drinks, and picked my target, an ambitious choice. As she was dancing, I approached her from behind, like a lion stalking pray, and gently grabbed her around the waist. At that very moment I got the worst rejection line ever "Get away from me.", to which I said "OK. Suit yourself."
Needless to say, the punks that were with me didnt even try to avoid cooking, so we all ended up eating in a restaurant the next day. lol
Now, lets give a fiery christening to our noob friend Conan. Being a happy daddy now, can you tell us where you met your wife, how long was it before you married and got that lovely little creature?
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Now, lets give a fiery christening to our noob friend Conan. Being a happy daddy now, can you tell us where you met your wife, how long was it before you married and got that lovely little creature?
Yes, certainly, and it's quite a unique (aren't they all) story.
First, she is my cousin. Yup, you got it right. I would not be lying if I said that I met her in a family reunion!  Before you all judge me, let me say she is not my blood. Her mom married my uncle. She was already born when that happened. And she isn't my wife yet Still looking for a nice rock. We will have been toghether for 3 years Jan 1rst 2005. (yep, started dating at a family get together!!)
So, that's my life We will get married, but we don't make any relation between kids and marriage. In Canada, living together is practically the same as being married (when it comes to the law).
This is a pic of her:
Now, on with the show:
Daddy, you say you haven't fell in love yet so you don't know how gay you are (from the thread)... did you ever come close or had sex before? what sex was the opposite partner? if never had, did it ever come close? Tell us the story
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Svarog
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posted December 15, 2004 02:37 AM |
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Nice. I make a two paragraphs long post out of a single dropping line, and he makes a two sentence post from the relationship of his lifetime. 
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Svarog
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posted December 15, 2004 03:23 AM |
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My question goes to Svarog. I think some retribution needs to be given here, so aren't gonna get off so easy. I'm not afraid of your retaliations. I got a little something called the Atlantic keeping me safe from you... and Asmodean.
A bit of linguistical misunderstanding here. You've got Asmodean to keep you safe from me!? My bad, it's worse than I thought. LOL
Oh, just let me get my turn again, you're the first to burn.
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posted December 15, 2004 05:19 AM |
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ok, I didn't know you wanted so many details. We are not married so I wasn't sure what to say. I'll happily give you more details.
We met when she was 14 and I was 11 or 12. She was very attractive and all the male cousins in the family wanted to get to know her. We would only see each other at christmas because my relatives live far away. Then for about 10 years, we didn't see each other because our families got distant. her mother and father (my uncle) moved to a city 2 hours' drive from mine and where my brother lived (Montreal). They stayed there without her because she was living with her ex at the time. One day my brother gets a call, my uncle telling him that she broke up with her long-time boyfriend and she was coming to live with them in Montréal.
This was about a month before christmas. I have always gone to my brother's place for a week during christmas and it was somewhat of a tradition. So here I am, going to his place for christmas and her also having nothing to do. My brother invited her for an evening and we started to talk. Pretty soon she was following me around the house and finishing my drinks! LOL That part kinda gave it away.
Then things got a little more intimate, she spent the night and lets just say thing went well, but not too fast. We where worried about how our families would react. Her side was fine, except for her sister that wasn't over her ex yet. (they had been together since she was born). My family was a different story. My dad didn't say much, what he does when he is usually pissed off and my mom was more than vocal, like she always is. With time, my parents got to know her a little more, because they too hadn't seen her for about 10 years. They learned to accept her and now all is good. I remember my brother and I having serious discussions about what would/could happen if we left each other, we could cause a huge family fight, blah blah...
It was tough at the beginning, but we pulled through. she lived in Montréal and me in Ottawa, so it was hard to see each other. I was the one with the car so I'd drive 4 hours per week end and even get up monday morning at 5:00 to get to Ottawa in time plus all the traffic. Then we moved in together and all has always been really going well.
well, my fingers are aching, but if you want to know more, go right ahead!
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posted December 15, 2004 07:21 AM |
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I really enjoyed that, thanks Conan!
You're one of my good friends and I didn't even know the story of how you met your woman! I'm glad to have read it and Ya-Wen read it as well, so now we know a little more about your little family...which is always a good thing between friends, right?!
You were at my wedding so you already know how Ya-Wen and I met, but we'll have to tell you another one of our stories so that you guys know us a little better in return.
For those of you who think that "being" with someone you are related to by marriage is bad, consider this: I saw a report that traces the heritage of Iceland's population back to a handful of families that settled the land and grew to a population of around 250 000! Scientists determined this through genetic testing, as a result of Iceland's high rate of cancer patients (Highest per capita in the world!). They concluded that most people native to Iceland share %25 of the same genetic "material". They're like one big happy family...Imagine the parties!!!
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