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Heroes Community > Other Side of the Monitor > Thread: How to take humor more seriously, thank you sir/maam
Thread: How to take humor more seriously, thank you sir/maam
Celfious
Celfious


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posted March 26, 2009 01:02 AM
Edited by Celfious at 01:07, 26 Mar 2009.

How to take humor more seriously, thank you sir/maam

I laugh, and smile, persistantly at aproximately 50% of the time, or perhaps more.

I laugh at the simpleness

I laugh at things like the following..

A proffessional log documet asks for my name and I wrote "I have many I am still cracking up over this..

A proffessional building has this elevator where there is an important magnet shaped like a bumper sticker, and for WEEKs, I have tilted it ever so slightly, particularly in the very same location. (The left is elevated around 4 milimeters) and about 5 times a day someone fixes it, only for me to screw with thier minds.. HAHAHA

I constantly make a mockery of the sign in and out logs where ever I go for instance, location? to building 66, and I will feed the ducks too This ic not COMMON practice at all

SPeaking of animilia humor, I speak to geese everytime I see them, and I feed them too.. I say "I dont have anyfood right now but wait here and I'll be back in 15 minutes they wait everytime, I am here to tell you, infact they never leave anymore, and they always approach me... WHats funny about this?? How many regular people do you see talking to animals in public places saying things like hi (and waving) whats your plan for the day? Granted, they do not respond in the human ways, they just look at me, and to be honest I both A: Laugh ever so slightly, and B: do not get the impressions that they find me to be stupid or something. I believe they have come to understand that, I come in peace

What else, what else... (thats a statement not a question)

I have images of the following: Someone becoming famous, as the stupidest person alive on earth.. Youtube is a popular avenue to famedom in this respect..

script:
Me: Did you ever see batman?
SPE (stupidest person ever): batman.. I dont know what the hell batman is.. whatthe hell is a batman??
me: nevermind, how do you like my floor??
him: what is a floor? Are you messing with me man? I've never heard of a floor before!
me: a floor is what you stand on
him: oh, and I guess I stand on a floor all the time is it? WHat the hell do you think I am, I dont even know what a floor is and your telling me I stand on it! I will kick you man!
me: Sorry sorry
him: but I know what xplicit is man, I'll smoke some explicit (green) anytime ok..
me: I never smoke that stuff, hey there goes a cat!
him: can you smoke a cat? I have a bowl ok.. Will this work as a cat bowl?

ok ok, so the script might not make you laugh, but it is a long drawn out (but not complete) depiction of what will sometimes make me laugh.

4: I change peoples wbebrowzer icons to read "IEatSharks.com" (which doesnt exist by the way but alas)

whatelse is there.. Remember that thread I made that was about malefunctions?? Maybeno one got it let alone laughed about it but I STILL laugh at it..

So help me my reverend ones, to the path of enlightenment. Whats funny, and what is not? WHATS FUNNY ARE TYPOS FUNNY

I think its funny to say people are yelling when they simply talk in caps.. hehe

typos can be funny too, especialy unintentional ones, I accidentaly typed something about "farts" when I meant "darts" and I was talking to a GIRL, seriously, I felt as embarrased as if I had farted on a first date, but hey, we're getting a little explicit arent we? (i mean arent I?)

Last but not least, I like to trick people by telling them factual and stunning facts like world mysteries, amazing trivial knowledge like stuff in space is found to travel 20 MILLION miles an hour, and also things like, they found that in birds DNA they are capable of growing stuff as dionosours did like tales, scales, and stuff like that. Then after I gain their trust I TRICK them into believing me about totaly off the wall things like um, for example (thinking thinking) I convinced my mom in bootcamp they had the recruits sitting indian style with 2 spoons, catching flies, like karatee kid, but they were easy on us saying "whats taking so long recruits, those arent chop sticks!!" And I'll be damed it took us almost all day to clear the room and there were only 80 flies for 80 recruits,

And she believed me!!!! I couldnt contain myself, in terms of laughing..

These are some of the funny things..

I also think about "acting" crazy like, talking to thin air about "you owe me 50 grand a hole, and I will do you like I did you know who last month!!" or going into a pshyc wards addmission area singing "GOD BLESS AMERICA" really loud and every few minutes, standing up, then humming quietly the rest of the words..
"GOD BLESS AMERICA" hmm hmmmmmm hmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm

And most funny things in the world are mass conspired PRANKS!!! Heres my favorite one.. A patient checks into a doctors office for some reason, and he is wearing a doctors... robe thing.. with the real doctors name on it, but heres where it get intense, someone else switched the real doctors tag to "Elmo" and maybe some of his wallet stuff to monopoly money and addresses with his name, elmo, to sessemee street.. and I say (I'm wearing the real doctors name) "Your in my seat again" bla bla bla, time goes on, and everyone in the hospital is trying to convince him he doesnt even exist and he is actualy a figmint of his own imagination, and they lock him up in a real rubber room and people in the hallway are dressed in big bird costumes waving to him and stuff..

After like 5 hours of this, and everyone telling him he isnt even real, It would be torture to go further with it, but, its so  funny and we keep him there until the joke gets old or something.. ANyways..


more serious humor questions and stuff coming to you

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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted March 26, 2009 01:05 AM


The orange ones mess you up real good.
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Celfious
Celfious


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posted March 26, 2009 01:07 AM

pass the bowl
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DagothGares
DagothGares


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posted March 26, 2009 01:15 AM

Truly a mastermind...

Should I take over the world, Celfious shall become the prime minister and take charge over the ministeries of education, culture and lollygagging.

Now, all of life is a joke anyway. People just don't get that God is a comedian.
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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted March 26, 2009 03:33 AM

yes. shall I become able to CONTROL the elements and dnas purpose to create beings I will not abuse or misuse my powers..

Is this funny? When I die, if I have enough money I will pay the humans left on earth to either throw my superpowered casket with gifts of earthly artifacts and knowledge, to the MOON, or to the black hole...

Also when I die, I have (well, I will soon) a prepared letter to read the following:
"Dont turn around, I am behind you, laughing because you think I am dead.. hahaha, I pulled it off stop crying! I am alive! unfortunately I'm trying to get you to beable to see me but I dont have enough power yet. I will when and if I can reveal some part of the array of myself to people"

Is this funny? If its a joke it's funny but then it got all serious I fail


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