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lucky_dwarf
Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
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posted March 27, 2009 12:51 AM |
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The mod squad HQ wrong page message competition
So one day i decide to wander around aimlessly to see what everyone is talking about. I saw the mod squad hq and thought id go see what the mods are talking about. And this showed up
You've heard many rumors about this place, that strange activities go on in there. Finally your curiousity became stronger than fear and here you are, standing next to these heavy wooden doors, shivering with fear and excitement. Your shaky hand raises to knock...
And suddenly the door bursts open, you barely step away in time and qickly jump into the bushes. You see Pandora standing in the doorway with her back to you, shouting to someone inside: "... and don't you ever say something like this again, all members deserve a fair treatment. ... No 'buts'! If it wasn't for me, you would have been overthrown long time ago. And if you don't come to senses, people might just find out what the real story with Bob is. ... No, I won't come there, and don't try to be nice. I've had enough stress for the day, thank you. I'll just go to wastelands and hand out some penalties to relax. And you know I won't be nice if you eat half of my donuts again!" Pandora turns around, and seems to look in your direction. You quickly hide deeper inside the bush. It seems that she didn't notice, as she walks off bossily towards the wastelands, leaving the door wide open.
Wow... Even this idea is making you shiver. A wide open door into the dark halls of mystery. As if by some unseen forse, you emerge from the bushes and head towards the mysterious doorway. Suddenly and silently Valeriy himself floats out and stands before you. All you can do at this stage is gulp and blink. "Another brave one," - says Valeriy - "must've heard the whole lot too. We can fix this..." His hand reaches out and touches your forehead with his finger. Suddenly your mind feels completely blank. You find yourself at the main crossroads without any memory of where you came from or what happened. For some reason you don't feel like going to Wastelands though, so you head over to the Tavern.
So thats why im here 
A really good story btw
I thought that some other people that are creative can develop stories for that place.
I really dont have the power to put it up there but maybe a mod or Valeriy will stumble on here and decide theyre good and post it.
If i were a mod i would award qp's to the best but no luck
so i will award this shiny jpeg image
Contestants:
Mamgaeater with his story about Elvin the man eater
Shadowcaster and his trusty grappling hook
MightyMage and Carcity who are drinking beer atm
William and the "No donuts, No entry" sticker (you could at least add more detail to make it better imo  )
Veco and his BANHAMMER of might(Same as William try and make it look like KD(or Namus) and the guy with the banhammer are arguing and he swings his hammer and no more KD/Namus)
PhoenixReborn and his castle on a bare landscape
MightyMage and his 1,000,000,000 member to try and enter the Mod squad HQ party
RedSoxFan3 and the chasing shadow
kookastar
Map of the Mod Lands(separate competition)
Those who can describe the terrain and so on of the Mod Lands
Special thanks to Trogdor for inspiring me
Trogdor and his Rabid Rottweiler clearing
you better stay away from wasteland
till next time 
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So much has changed in my absence.
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted March 27, 2009 12:52 AM |
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Entry:
Mod is elvin
You approach the heavy wooden doors of the impenetrable fortress of the mods with a wafting aroma of fresh donuts. Its strange you'd expect there to be more guards. There was only a few dragons and several dozen spike pits... Either way the door looms in front of you. When out of the shadows you believe you hear a rustling sound. You turn around and suddenly you are on the ground, knife wound agape...
As Elvin returns to the fortress he announces "I caught another one!"
Some of the mods look at his puny catch and reply "Sorry Elvin but he is far too small. Toss him back and try to aim for a bigger one."
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted March 27, 2009 12:55 AM |
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please fix it. stretching is unpleasant.
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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lucky_dwarf
Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
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posted March 27, 2009 02:01 AM |
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You got it
@ mamga lol your first contestant
Note: you can submit as many as you like BUT you will have to chose one to be judged
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So much has changed in my absence.
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted March 27, 2009 02:10 AM |
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Edited by william at 02:10, 27 Mar 2009.
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Did you know that if you click the thread filters, choose any one you want, that you'll get an entirely new story thing?
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted March 27, 2009 02:59 AM |
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Or just refresh the page...
btw nice story Mamga
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted March 27, 2009 03:02 AM |
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Mine didn't change when I refreshed the page, so....
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted March 27, 2009 03:04 AM |
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Refresh it several times then, it might be the fact that it was the same one chosen.  (also: are you using firefox?)
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted March 27, 2009 03:07 AM |
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Come on Asheera, you should know by now that I use Firefox.
And yeah, you're right. lol
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted March 27, 2009 07:06 AM |
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MESSAGE IDEA
In case you accidentally stumbled across this enclosure, you might want to begin running for your lives. Valeriy has a massive cage that he is more than willing to open just so he can unleash what's inside. What is inside, in case if you wondering, is a herd of rabid Rottweilers. You may ask, do they have rabies? The short answer is yes, so make like a banana and SPLIT before you get infected. That is, if the Rottweilers don't kill you first......
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted March 27, 2009 07:36 AM |
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What can I say? I was inspired.
You try to enter the Mod Squad HQ. No walls can hold you, you think as you break out the trusty grappling hook that you used long ago to get into the Naked Girls Only thread. You launch the projectile with expert accuracy and watch in elation as the hook slinks over the wall and the rope goes taut. Giving the rope a few test tugs, you look around to make sure no one is watching and begin to climb. Higher and higher you climb, your heart racing at the knowledge that you will be the first non-moderator in history to see inside these walls. You grab the wall with one hand, then the other, and...
You are surprised and killed by a Manticore. It quickly shreds your flesh and devours you.
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>_>
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted March 27, 2009 07:45 AM |
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After many lost bets and people laughing at you, you finally stand infront of this large iron door. It is very quiet around. you raise your hand to the doorknob and slowly turns it around. You open the door completely only to find an empty hallway. You look around for any traps before entering. You sneak inside the big white hallway. you walk to the corner and turns left. you then see a door on the right. you sneak up to it and looks inside from the keyhole. inside is Kookastar and Pandora on the middle of a pillowfight. After a while you turn around, only to find Mightymage standing there cazing down upon you. He suddenly starts laughing. After he stops he says: "You must be the new guy! Wanna go grab a beer?" You slowly nods. and that is how you got to see a glims of the ModSquad HQ.
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Why can't you save anybody?
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted March 27, 2009 09:15 AM |
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My one:
You try and enter the Mod Squad HQ and are greeted by Angelito. "Do you have any donuts?" he asks. You shake your head and he goes back inside. A message appears on the door saying "No Donuts, No Entry, sucker ".
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted March 27, 2009 09:29 AM |
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I can't see those messages
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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veco
Legendary Hero
who am I?
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posted March 27, 2009 09:51 AM |
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How dare you make fun of the Sacred Clan Halls where the Wielder of The
resides!
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none of my business.
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lucky_dwarf
Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
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posted March 27, 2009 01:47 PM |
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@ shadow caster you cant KILL the player it would make no sense as he is still there
@ elvin i can copy paste thos stories here if youd like to see them
To all people (and aliens >_> you need some introduction like the one in the mod no acces story
exaple: You've heard many rumors about this place, that strange activities go on in there. Finally your curiousity became stronger than fear and here you are, standing next to these heavy wooden doors, shivering with fear and excitement. Your shaky hand raises to knock...
Carcity did a pretty good job with his/her  intro
You are NOT limited to that intro but make something similar to it gives it an aroma that you are not supposed to be here
Also I think you need to make your escape from the angry mods look like a close shave
It is THE MOD HALLS after all 
all great stories btw
its only constructive criticism dont take it personaly
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So much has changed in my absence.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted March 27, 2009 02:21 PM |
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Lol don't worry I'm joking. I had seen them in the past, it's a nice touch.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted March 27, 2009 02:57 PM |
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@Lucky, I'm a guy.
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Why can't you save anybody?
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phoenixreborn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
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posted March 27, 2009 03:21 PM |
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Did Shadowcaster write the originals?
MY ENTRY
You slowly approach the great modsquad doors. There is no need to look around because the landscape is bare in every direction. There is only HQ. You are about to knock when you hear fearsomely loud booming voice. It's Mytical! "Turn back" a sultry feminine voice exhorts. Unimpressed you raise your fist again. "Ahem. Turn back or we'll feed you to Celfious" the husky, now baritone, voice intones. Trembling you flee.
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Bask in the light of my glorious shining unicorn.
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted March 27, 2009 04:26 PM |
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@ shadow caster you cant KILL the player it would make no sense as he is still there
You're right. I forgot that there's a play again option once you are devoured. My bad.
And I'm fairly sure Val wrote the originals, but since the original original stretches farther back than my modhood I couldn't tell you for sure.
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