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Thread: The mod squad HQ wrong page message competition This thread is 3 pages long: 1 2 3 · «PREV / NEXT»
MightyMage
MightyMage


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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted March 27, 2009 08:02 PM

Val wrote the original as well.  Something about Hexa and donuts.  I don't remember exactly.

I'll go ahead and contribute a story too.



You've heard the stories of this place and always wondered what goes on inside.  Ignoring the warning signs you continue forward along the dusty path.  The dark forest surrounding the tall building seems to move yet there is no wind.  You hear a rustling noise nearby.  You turn your head in the direction of the noise but whatever it was moved to quickly for you to see what it was.  
The sky grows darker.  It looks as though it may rain.  You have made this your mission so you continue forward.  Lightning flashes and lights up the dark sky.  What was that in front of you?  It looked like two eyes glaring at you.  It's probably just your mind playing tricks on you.  
Finally you reach the large gateway which is surprisingly open.  You walk through and stare at the huge castle like building looming over you.  As you reach for the door a blast of lightning flashes again.  This time you saw it for sure.  WAIT!  What was that behind you?  
You quickly turn around only to hear whispering to your right.  To the other side you hear a something metal being drug along the ground folowed by a loud slamming noise as if a hammer of the gods struck the earth.
You're frightened and paranoid.  Spinning in circles.
A hand falls on your shoulder.  PANDORA!!!
You start running back down the path.  SLAM!
A large hammer lands at your feet.  There in front of you in the source of the dragging and crashing from before.  Alcibiades!  You scream in terror and quickly run to the Wastelands.  You can hide there for now.

Back at the Mod Squad HQ Pandora stands there with a perplexed look on her face.  The door opens behind her and MightyMage walks out holding a cake.  Alcibiades approaches the others dragging his ban hammer behind him, "Why did that member run off like that?  I was pounding the spikes into the ground to set up the party tent.  He screamed and ran off."

Pandora held up a banner her and Kooka had made earlier.  "I guess he's not the party type."

Elvin and Angelito walk out of the building blowing horns but MightyMage silences them, "Forget it guys.  He left."

"But, he's the 1,000,000,000 member to try and enter the Mod Squad" Elvin said sadly

Angelito grinned, "I guess we'll have to eat this cake by ourselves then"


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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
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zamfir
zamfir


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Allez allez allez
posted March 27, 2009 08:18 PM

I suggest a QP for Lucky_Dwarf; his idea is great.
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Evasion
Evasion


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Groovy!
posted March 27, 2009 08:47 PM

I agree, QP for lucky. Great idea.
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Carcity
Carcity


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Blind Sage
posted March 27, 2009 09:11 PM

yeah, really funny thread.

@MM LOL
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Elvin
Elvin


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Endless Revival
posted March 27, 2009 09:16 PM

Qp for MM
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Evasion
Evasion


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Groovy!
posted March 27, 2009 09:29 PM

Quote:
Qp for MM


How could a moderator get a QP?
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lucky_dwarf
lucky_dwarf


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Visiting
posted March 27, 2009 09:40 PM

thanks guys If im lucky it might get it

@ MightyMage really cool story never would have thought of a 1,000,000,000th member to go to the mod HQ
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted March 28, 2009 06:12 AM


 WE


     ARE


         THE





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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Carcity
Carcity


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Blind Sage
posted April 01, 2009 09:57 PM

anyone else noticed that the story that Lucky posted now is the story you will see when you try to enter the modHQ?
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Ednaguy
Ednaguy


Supreme Hero
My water just broke! No, wait.
posted April 01, 2009 10:46 PM

That's because Lucky copied his story from that page
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"Edna, there's a special, tiny, tiny place in hell, waiting just for you... "

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Elvin
Elvin


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Endless Revival
posted April 01, 2009 10:53 PM

Lol that begs for an SRT.
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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posted April 07, 2009 05:43 AM
Edited by RedSoxFan3 at 00:08, 08 Apr 2009.

Great idea Lucky Dwarf!

Here is one for Shadowcaster and Valeriy.


The high walls loom over your head as you approach the ominous complex. The moon, low in the horizon, disappears behind the silhouette of the Mod Squad Headquarters. All is going according to plan. Your black apparel has made you blend into the shadows perfectly. You approach the wooden door and jump back as you see the slit in the door slide open revealing a pair of piercing eyes.

“That’s not how you dress stealthily,” the deep voice calls from behind the gate. It takes a moment for you to recognize the man to be Shadowcaster. “Navy blue sweatpants and a hooded sweatshirt? You don’t even have a magical cape.”  A muffled haughty comes behind the door. As the laughter continues, you frown embarrassed until you realize his eyes are no longer looking at you but off to your right.

As you turn to look you see a dark figure approaching quickly. You have no clue what it is, but you know better than to stick around. Letting out a high pitched shrill, you sprint back down the road, hoping that the figure won’t chase you. You can still hear the Shadowcaster laughing maniacally in between the beats of your heart. As you pull away from the Headquarters, you return to the moonlight and look behind you. Much to your dismay you can see the massive shadowy figure continuing to chase you and then you realize that the laughter is no longer coming from Shadowcaster, but the mystery figure pursuing you relentlessly.

“You’d think it would get old. But it just doesn’t,” Val says gasping for air finally able to control his laughter. “How long are you gonna have your shadow chase him?”

“Oh I’ll probably have it stalk him from a distance for the rest of the night. Gotta keep him paranoid.”

“So cruel. But I love it.”
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lucky_dwarf
lucky_dwarf


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Visiting
posted April 07, 2009 02:45 PM

got his shadow to chase him

i got a new favorite
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Carcity
Carcity


Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
posted April 07, 2009 09:52 PM

Quote:
That's because Lucky copied his story from that page
explain how I didn't see it until AFTER this thread had been created for over 3weeks.
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lucky_dwarf
lucky_dwarf


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Visiting
posted April 07, 2009 09:58 PM

calm down carcity

just because i begged val to put it up doesent mean you should have suspicions

seriously the stories are picked at random you just didnt get that story
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Ednaguy
Ednaguy


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My water just broke! No, wait.
posted April 07, 2009 09:59 PM
Edited by Ednaguy at 22:00, 07 Apr 2009.

I don't know. Could you explain what you saw whenever you tried to enter the MS HQ?
EDIT: Oh sorry, didn't realise there was more stories
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kookastar
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posted April 15, 2009 04:00 PM

As you approach the small yet pretty overt sign stating that this place isn't for you, something strange happens... a force bigger than yourself clicks on the link and before you can say he didn't deserve that qp you are standing outside the mod tower, wind blowing your hair into an einstien doo and the lapping of a chihuahua's toungue pleating your leghair - it is uncomfortably comforting.  A sigh escapes your lips as you realise how incredibly long that last sentence was and you nearly turn back... instead, you peer between the iron in an ettempt to catch a glimpse of pandora in her negligee. negligee I had to google the spelling of that word which makes me think that it requires a definition...




The detectors sense that you examined those pleats longer than a home ec teacher, mytical is alerted and you flee, hopeful that you can resurrect with at least one sprite...


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phoenixreborn
phoenixreborn


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Unicorn
posted April 15, 2009 04:47 PM

"Lapping chihuahua doo" yuck.  Those words are too close together.
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lucky_dwarf
lucky_dwarf


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posted April 16, 2009 03:30 AM

i got a qp

nice story and thanks allot for qp
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mamgaeater
mamgaeater


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posted April 16, 2009 03:39 AM

how is this competition going to be judged?
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