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Thread: Mvass's Archive of Legendary HC quotes This thread is 7 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 · «PREV / NEXT»
Lexxan
Lexxan


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posted March 29, 2009 05:23 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 17:29, 29 Mar 2009.

One from TA

Quote:
Quote:
DarkShadow: That depends, is there an AI card version?Cause my droids could use this


TA:You don't have droids, Darkshadow.

You just don't [Launches SRT]

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Lexxan
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posted March 29, 2009 05:25 PM

more

Baklava:
Quote:
Aculias is like the male nipple of HC, TNT being the other one


Skeleton_King
Quote:
English is my enemy

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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted March 29, 2009 05:50 PM

All right, thanks!
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phoenixreborn
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Unicorn
posted March 29, 2009 06:25 PM

Haha the Skele one is funny.
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Lexxan
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posted March 29, 2009 07:46 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 19:46, 29 Mar 2009.

How about themost absurd post in all of HC??

LucJPatenaude
Quote:
Arch Mages already uses high powered Laser shooting beams of destruction just like Earths' impossible to deviate laser beams. Just make sure that none of your own units are in the middle of the planned laser attack or, you might as well kill them in the process. The plain Mages are using a ball of energy just like a photon torpedo does but even more powerful than that of a mere torpedo. It does not have a limited range capability and, will kill upto 4 units in a row before disappearing off the battlefield and probably knocking down several trees in the woods before fading into nothingness.

Mini arties can have the effect of a gargoyle and a golem becoming powerful shooters. And, aren't gargoyles and golems magically empowered artificial beings such as robots are(Wizards).

Dark Elves and Light Elves possesses these laser and energy(electricity)bound beams and balls of seemingly unstoppable power.

Haven's Crossbowmen with the armor piercing' extremely missile like very long and very precise like missile projectile like arrow.

All types of Liches in the Necromancers' alignment also uses high beam powered lasers with evil cloud dispersements upon contact of the target.

The dwarves' Spearwielders ability to throw a lance as fast as light speed and ignores armory of the enemy plus, the Rune Mage can also shoot an unstoppable(by mystic resistance) ball of energy.

The Evil Eyed Cyclops has the ability to back-up and laser beam one of any attacking enemy units in the battlefield(Orcs)and, the first upgrade of the flying green(level 6)lizard beast can fry the enemy unit's stack by using high powered electricity bolts.

The Succubi Mistress can use a high powered electical energy based beam to fry the enemy unit's stack at the other end of the battlefield. The Arch Devils can both Teleport the entire stack in front of the enemy units stacks at the other end of the battlefield entirely on the first round of combat and, attack in the same time at maximum hit points' effectiveness.

So, eight out of eight factions of HoMM 5: T.o.t.E. are already using late 21st and possibly the 22nd century's extremely advanced technologically bound energy based weaponry(Star-Trek's and beyond as well). What in the world is mere gunpowder's fire explosion hand weaponry's extremely non-precise in reputation has to do with today's and tomorrow's(future's) so-called too futuristic in technology's influence onto this quite advanced game? Answer: It does not.

This is like saying that if the SS Enterprise goes back in time upto today's time frame, it's crew could get infuenced by our pre-historic like mere matter based projectile's gunpowder launched gun. Hmm...I really do not think so.


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mvassilev
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posted March 29, 2009 07:51 PM

Most of what LucJ says is quotable, except for the parts that aren't.
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Lexxan
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posted March 29, 2009 11:45 PM

Never tought I would ever say this, but: MOAR QUOTES!
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Lord_Woock
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posted March 29, 2009 11:57 PM

Eh, I don't see what's so legendary about these.

VIVA LA NEGATIVITY
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MightyMage
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posted March 30, 2009 01:35 AM
Edited by MightyMage at 01:37, 30 Mar 2009.

Celfious:

Quote:
n00b is the equivilent to a work site name- kid; opie; pokemon; dinky;

ect..

If some dinky called a workmate opie, he would be beaten

so we beat up n00bs, who call us a n00b right?


Pandora:

Quote:
You use RSF's smelly nuts as a measure for how good you feel about yourself.  
You've made me feel so sad all of a sudden.

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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 30, 2009 05:23 AM

Aculias:
"SCREW YOU REDSOXFAN!"

Mvass:
"Mvass starts burning everything."

Trogdor:
"UNMIGHTYMAGE"

Shadowcaster:
"Vote for Wobblegabblechunks."
">_>"

Dingo:
"Chill out."
"Wastelands."
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mvassilev
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posted March 30, 2009 05:51 AM

Quote:
"Mvass starts burning everything."
Even water!
Ah, those were the days...
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Azagal
Azagal


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posted March 30, 2009 02:29 PM

Arrara probably the most epic reply ever given on HC (put into context of course).
Quote:
uh-oh.

Curtosy to The_Gootch
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted March 30, 2009 02:54 PM

What was the context?
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Lexxan
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posted March 30, 2009 02:58 PM

Quote:
What was the context?

read and learn
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted March 30, 2009 03:02 PM

Ah, yes. That was an interesting exchange.
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Ednaguy
Ednaguy


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My water just broke! No, wait.
posted March 30, 2009 03:38 PM
Edited by Ednaguy at 15:39, 30 Mar 2009.

I liked Asheera's
Quote:
Exactly City, you are nobody.

And nobody is perfect.

Therefore, you are perfect. That's why you've been chosen.
Though she might have "stolen" it from somewhere
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Lord_Woock
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posted March 30, 2009 04:21 PM

Quote:
Aculias:
"SCREW YOU REDSOXFAN!"

Mvass:
"Mvass starts burning everything."

Trogdor:
"UNMIGHTYMAGE"

Shadowcaster:
"Vote for Wobblegabblechunks."
">_>"

Dingo:
"Chill out."
"Wastelands."


Thanks for bringing some actual quotables to the thread

Here's some more:

Trogdor:
"Used farm tractors"

RSF:
"TROGDOR STRIKES AGAIN"
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Lexxan
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posted March 30, 2009 04:38 PM

Geny:
Quote:
You're in VW, if you want me to read anything summarize it to 2 lines max.

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Evasion
Evasion


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posted March 30, 2009 04:45 PM

Something from the Invent-a-Word thread. It's freaking hilarous
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h1_cr_Druid
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ANGERWOC
posted March 30, 2009 05:00 PM
Edited by h1_cr_Druid at 17:09, 30 Mar 2009.

is it me????? pls say that it is me like be in legngdary arschcive of HC wat deso HC mean btw???



edit pls let me know if it is me i wil be plseased if yuo do te post repyl

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