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DagothGares
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posted April 27, 2009 06:13 PM |
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the balrog is communist?
EDIT: We need white supremacists!
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baklava
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posted April 27, 2009 06:14 PM |
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Edited by baklava at 18:14, 27 Apr 2009.
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Hmm, whip and sickle...
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We've got Nazism, Dagoth.
We don't want to repeat ourselves, do we.
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Darkshadow
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posted April 27, 2009 06:25 PM |
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List of people to lynch today:
1.Lexxan
-No general reason
2.Lexxan
-Lexxan
3.Lexxan
-Being a Liberal dictator!
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106.Lexxan
-Cause I say so
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7565.Lexxan
Cause we got nobody else to lynch today
Congrats Lex!You got Lynched 7565 times!that must be a record 
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DagothGares
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posted April 27, 2009 06:31 PM |
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Well, I just would've like the white supremacists to be, you know, supreme...
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baklava
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posted April 27, 2009 06:55 PM |
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Gay dictatorship?
There's an idea.
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posted April 27, 2009 07:07 PM |
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Right, something constructive, combining a couple of the new angles covered here, comrades, a suggestion for a big step toward a better health care that will probably fill the coffers of our great state as well:
Every single time a member of the medical staff - nurses, doctors and so on - says "we" when they actually mean "you", they pay 5 BBs Torture Tax, since torture should be the exclusive right and honour of the Dictatorial Inquisition (of which I'm High Inquisitor).
For explanation, I think, a new currency is necessary for our supreme Dictatorship, and I suggest to call it "BB" which is short for BigBrother. Yes, I like the sound of that. The BigBrother will be a fine currency.
So, everytime a medical person greets a patient with a happy, "How are we doing today?" or some such, 5 BBs are due!
And since we are a dictatorship, I agree with m suggestion and pass it on for dictating to the Überführrcomrade.
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JollyJoker
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posted April 27, 2009 07:13 PM |
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Erm, coming back to the banner - I think we have fine symbols for Nazi, Hippie and communist, but a symbol for EVIL is still missing, so I suggest a 666, or a Pentagram or something like that. The AC/DC symbol might do as well.
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kipshasz
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posted April 27, 2009 07:26 PM |
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I vote for a pentagram and two crossed guitars(preferably metal master warlock)
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posted April 27, 2009 08:00 PM |
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Why logos?That will make hardly any difference.
We must establish a reputation that makes people shake in fear when they hear the word "dictator", Something that Dwarfs Hitler's, Stalin's and Mao's "cleansings" combined  . Logo's are not unique, and we must stand out from all the other novice dictators!
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kipshasz
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posted April 27, 2009 08:13 PM |
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I kinda expected that.
I propose to ban rude grannies from entering supermarkets, and punish cashiers for being rude for 10BB's(great name for the currency  ) and having to deal with angry blue nosed guys for a week(finnaly a good use for them!).
Also I say demolish the danish pigfarms in Baltic states and kick them danish swines back to Denmark, and ofcourse encourage our subjects to buy the produce of our hard working farmers.
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posted April 27, 2009 10:35 PM |
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Logos? Pshh, that's weak. Don't you know, logos are an evil capitalist invention.
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posted April 27, 2009 10:43 PM |
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Logos? Pshh, that's weak. Don't you know, logos are an evil capitalist invention.
What about a uber complex tatto then? If you got it your divine 
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posted April 27, 2009 10:57 PM |
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Logos? Pshh, that's weak. Don't you know, logos are an evil capitalist invention.
Yeah, we need an emblem. That kicks ass more than a stupid logo 
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JollyJoker
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posted April 27, 2009 11:01 PM |
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Logos? Pshh, that's weak. Don't you know, logos are an evil capitalist invention.
A cheap capitalist propaganda lie. The Dragonboat logos of the Vikings were feared by the risk-taking, profi-seeking not-yet-capitalist wealthies in m most of Noth and Western Europe.
Even if it was true - who cares? Isn't it so much sweeter when the enemy invents its own coffin nails?
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Wolfsburg
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posted April 28, 2009 12:57 AM |
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A cheap capitalist propaganda lie. The Dragonboat logos of the Vikings were feared by the risk-taking, profi-seeking not-yet-capitalist wealthies in m most of Noth and Western Europe.
Even if it was true - who cares? Isn't it so much sweeter when the enemy invents its own coffin nails?
Hail the high inquisitor! This man means business!
About the whole proposition of taxing the doctors for our ridiculous speech habits, I feel as the repressed minority here!
Don't WE want to change that law?
Besides, I am the one programming the whole public health-system, better not to piss me off. You might find your operation-chart for appendicectomie mistakenly changed with the one for sex change operation.
(Boy I do like this being a dictator business!)
What about gay Vikings on our holy-symbol? Those would make fearsome dictators!
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JollyJoker
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posted April 28, 2009 08:02 AM |
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What about gay Vikings on our holy-symbol? Those would make fearsome dictators!
 With cool shades!
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posted April 28, 2009 08:30 AM |
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kipshasz
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posted April 28, 2009 09:47 AM |
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Quote:
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What about gay Vikings on our holy-symbol? Those would make fearsome dictators!
With cool shades!
Did I drank to much?
*looks at the bottle*
well it says 5% strong...
Gay vikings with cool shades. I guess it could do.
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posted April 28, 2009 10:58 PM |
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Because I am a dictator too, I apoint myself dictator of the dictator club. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I dictate that everyone in the club gets equal shares of everything good, except for me who gets 1,000,000,000,000 x that ! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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kipshasz
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posted April 29, 2009 07:16 AM |
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So fellow dictators, how big should the taxes be for the tobacco companies?
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