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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Men against Penis
Thread: Men against Penis This thread is 3 pages long: 1 2 3 · «PREV
Celfious
Celfious


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From earth
posted May 12, 2009 02:47 PM
Edited by Celfious at 14:55, 12 May 2009.

forgive me if this has been mentioned, and try not to laugh at their culture please. Honen Matsuri is a legitimate day if I am not mistaken WEEK dedicated to the massively celebrated penis.

Do not make fun please

edit: You cant miss this pic But you may only click this link if you go with a mind seeking education. There is a reason there are few pics of this annual event. Because of those silly outsiders making fun!!
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Elvin
Elvin


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posted May 12, 2009 02:51 PM

HAHAHA awesome
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Aculias
Aculias


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posted May 12, 2009 05:07 PM

Quote:
Quote:
From now on imagine I'm in the center of a 100 ft circle - you may not step into my circle. Think of it as an invisible forcefield that you may not cross. Never. Just don't.


Can I enter that 100 ft circle?  Think carefully before answering.  



Remember she still has female emotions!!!

You only get half the treatment though.
Half the drama!!!
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MightyMage
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posted May 16, 2009 05:12 PM

Seriously?

Did you guys not get the hidden joke in the first post?  Was I the only one to notice?  Look at the bolded words.  They work out to "Mind Control by penis is not real.  I'm kidding."

I thought this thread was pretty clever. LOL.
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alcibiades
alcibiades


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posted May 16, 2009 05:40 PM

Quote:
Did you guys not get the hidden joke in the first post?  Was I the only one to notice?  Look at the bolded words.  They work out to "Mind Control by penis is not real.  I'm kidding."

I thought this thread was pretty clever. LOL.


Nice.
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Asheera
Asheera


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posted May 16, 2009 08:28 PM

Wow indeed that was pretty awesomely clever
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Keksimaton
Keksimaton


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Talk to the hand
posted May 17, 2009 01:22 AM

Thank you all for your kind words. You made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside . Though I think that might be heartburns, but that's beside the point.
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Lexxan
Lexxan


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Unimpressed by your logic
posted May 17, 2009 01:25 AM

Revelation

I want Keksi to change his name to "Dick"... and TNT must do a species change operation to a cock (= rooster)
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B-E-T-A
B-E-T-A


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Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
posted May 17, 2009 01:52 AM

Keksi, I am half-unconcious over here and even I can think clearer than you! This is all just nosense your sprouting.

*Inset my usuall propaganda text*
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Keksimaton
Keksimaton


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Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
posted May 17, 2009 02:13 AM

We could have a sitcom!


"Barry & Dick"


INT. Messy bachelor box - Day

Barry is sitting on a messy couch, watching TV, alone. The door opens and Dick comes in.

                          DICK
                    "Honey! I'm home!"

The audience starts cheering, but stops when Barry starts saying his line.

                          BARRY
    "Oh, hi Dick! Hey do you know where all the soda is?"

                          DICK
             "No man. I have no idea. Why?"

                          BARRY
           "I just checked to see your reaction."

                          DICK
 "What?! What did I ever do to get all of this suspicion
                 cast upon my persona?"

                          BARRY
      "How about drinking all the soda? Coincidence? I think
                          not!"

                          DICK
   "Ah! I can't fool you now can I?! What did we have all that
                   soda for anyway?"

                          BARRY
    "I was supposed to bring it over to the big buffet that is
                      in about 45 minutes!"

                          DICK
      "Well I'll just go and buy some more! Problem solved!"

                          BARRY
       "You better hurry, the shops are closing in about two
                         minutes."

                          DICK
           "Great freaking Cthulhu! I better hurry!"

Dick rushes out and slams the door shut loudly. We get a still picture of Barry's face.

                         NARRATOR
       "Uh oh! What will Dick do to get out of this situation?
              Find out right after these messages!"
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
posted May 18, 2009 04:42 AM

Quote:
"Mind Control by penis is not real.


I disagree. There have been many a time where my little head has taken control from my big head = p
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