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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted September 04, 2017 08:46 PM

I've seen Hitman's Bodyguard today.

It's pretty fun. Reynolds is Reynolds, and SLJ is well... *laughs in motherbleeper*

Action's nice, the jokes are allright. few of the scenes are particulary brilliant.

Oh, Salma Hayek is in this as well, and there's an awesome shot of dat ass in the film, so there's that.
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artu
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posted September 05, 2017 05:55 AM
Edited by artu at 05:56, 05 Sep 2017.

I remember watching "dat ass" in From Dusk Till Dawn, in a movie theather, in 1996. She must be 50+ now. That ass is an ass-double.
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Kipshasz
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posted September 05, 2017 08:02 AM

so, you're saying 50+ women can't look good Kebab Joseph Watson? You do know she's a wealthy actress, and not those barely feminine mustached abominations you hide under burqas.

and being wealthy gives you things such as professional dietologists, plastic surgeons and whatever else Hollywood inhabitants use.
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artu
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posted September 05, 2017 11:24 AM

Burqas are only traditional in Afghanistan, blondie. And although she can be beautiful, I dont think it's likely that a 50+ woman can have a firm and tight ass on a Hollywood camera zoom level and at this point she's using a double like most of the stars. Even younger ones do that.
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Kipshasz
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posted September 05, 2017 11:40 AM

you'd be amazed what dedication, gym and a fittingly selected garments can do. I said garments, not bedsheets. In tight fitting jeans all asses are given the illusion of being nice and firm.



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Salamandre
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posted September 05, 2017 11:44 AM

Well, there is no zoom of her ass, but her general acting looks very energetic and hot. And a firm ass has not much to do with age, in our unhealthy food consuming society, but with diet and work out, two things available at any age. I know 60 yo women who have tighter body than most of the 18 yo beefy whales I see crawling around.

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Kipshasz
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posted September 05, 2017 12:04 PM

see, the pianist gets it.
but then again, the average turkish woman looks like Erdogan wrapped in a hijab, so...
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artu
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posted September 05, 2017 12:38 PM
Edited by artu at 12:39, 05 Sep 2017.

You said there was "an amazing shot of dat ass" which sounds like a close-up, the pianist says there isn't one, it means different parameters. Btw, your average hot Turkish girl would be much closer to Salma Hayek than your average hot Baltic girl. At least their pale skin don't turn pink when they lay on the beach for 20 minutes.
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Salamandre
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posted September 05, 2017 12:47 PM

I did say there was no ZOOM of her ass, watched the entire movie for that hope. But we got a fair shot of all her angles.

I didn't know she was 50, I would have bet she must be in her 35' from that look. Anyway, SH is somebody I suppose any straight guy would like to grab by the hand, she is beyond perfection. As I have a fondness for Spanish women characteristics (muh race doesn't exist), my statement is indisputable, period.

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Minion
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posted September 05, 2017 01:36 PM

artu said:
At least their pale skin don't turn pink when they lay on the beach for 20 minutes.


Touché! xD

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Kipshasz
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posted September 05, 2017 02:43 PM

Yet turks prefer those sunburnt skeletons to their own women.
KJW is way too easy to troll.
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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted September 05, 2017 03:35 PM

It's a universal tendency to be impressed by "exotic" beauty. Nordics love dark skin, Turks are usually very much into blondes and so on..

And it's nice that you try to improve your vocabulary and spectrum, maybe after sometime, you'll even manage to call people something other than SJW or KJW. My advice is to  work on the second letter in a year or so. I know you can do it if you really try.
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Blizzardboy
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posted September 08, 2017 03:29 AM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 03:43, 08 Sep 2017.

Depends. It took me until recent years to really acquire an appreciation towards black women (full black too), and I know a lot of people are in that boat their whole life and never get past it.

Though, on average, I was always a little more attracted towards Asians and darker skinned Caucasians versus light skinned Caucasians.

It is a cultural attraction rather than a genetic one (although genetics may have a little to so with it since miscegenation promotes genetic dioversity, which generally speaking is healthy). They're the kind of women you are less accustomed to, and that makes it more intriguing/exciting. A white supremicist, for example, will probably only prefer white women, since they do not possess that sense of adventure that others have. Or not necessary a supremicist but just any person who is more culturally introverted/protective.

Blondes are the least exciting kind of woman for me (on average). Not to get Freudian, but my mother and my aunts are all blonde. I.e. they are most familiar to me.
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artu
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posted September 08, 2017 02:22 PM

When I said it was a universal tendency, I didnt mean it applies to every individual, I meant it can be observed in all cultures.
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posted September 10, 2017 12:56 AM

Nigerian women are like omg so sexy.
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tSar-Ivor
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posted September 10, 2017 01:06 AM

Never mind her ass, what about the feet?
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