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Tsar-Ivor
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posted January 31, 2012 08:28 PM

Prolly because he was payed more than the entire cast combined. (he might have some myth sensation that he wants sated, no matter how crap it is, I'm like that sometimes)
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blizzardboy
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posted January 31, 2012 08:39 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 20:42, 31 Jan 2012.

I'm sure Sam Worthington is collecting a nice check also.  

I don't know why Liam feels the need to be Zeus. Nothing will ever replace his part in Krull!

A prince and a fellowship of companions set out to rescue his bride from a fortress of alien invaders who have arrived on their home planet. The key to victory lies in a sacred boomerang.

Prince rescuing damsel in distress.
Alien invaders
Magical boomerang.

Seriously. What more could a movie need? What's that? A cyclopes riding a flying horse? Think again. Krull has that also.


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smithey
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posted February 03, 2012 12:40 PM
Edited by Smithey at 12:42, 03 Feb 2012.

Let's see...

1. The Three Musketeers - I'm going to skip the review and say 2.5/5... just another action flick

2. Dangerous Method - Well, it's a drama, acting is not bad, the story is ok, I like psychology so I enjoyed it, if you couldn't care less about Freud and Jung and psychology, don't bother with this one - 3/5

3. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - Acting is superb, a few nice quotes but all in all, it's a pretentious movie, trying too hard to be intellegent but never really picks up the slow pace, doesnt deliver a twist, doesnt deliver something we haven;t seen a bunch of times thus far - 3.5/5

4. Moneyball - Acting wasn't bad, it's a two hour drama people, however I did enjoy it, not making out if it something it isn't, it's a movie about baseball and how business mashes with sports in the USA, since you all enjoy sports almost as I enjoy hanging out in lesbian bars do take that into consideration. I enjoyed it and I hate baseball 4/5

5. The Rum diary - Well, I like Johnny Depp's movies and I like Amber Heard (even though she's a dyke - no offense intended) but the movie was... well, one of those movies where you wait for something to happen, and then the movies ends, yet nothing really happened... 2/5

6 The Grey - Liam... well, a bunch of guys are stranded in a place that makes Minnesota weather look like Sahara desert, on top of snow there is a pack of nasty wolves who feel like eating humans, it's one of those dark action flicks, when I say dark I don't mean like that cool dark genre, I mean like actual dark, even though wolves are the "bad guys" you only see their shadows through the storm, you see the attacks in flashes, basically at half you're like "come on wolves, stop being a buch of p****es and just get at them already"... Thats pretty much it - 2/5

7. The Help - Another drama, well, when girls hold the sex card, you have to let them choose the movie (sometimes at least) - it's set in 60's, Jackson Mississippi and its about how black maids were treated back then... It's an emotional and one might even say an "educational" movie, the acting is not bad at all, I enjoyed it - 4/5
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DagothGares
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posted February 03, 2012 06:10 PM

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The grey ... 2/5


You, sir, convinced me we are of different tastes altogether. Maybe even species.
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posted February 03, 2012 06:23 PM

Anyone looking forward to the follow up on 2008 2nd most viewed movie the Dark Knight?

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DagothGares
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posted February 03, 2012 08:17 PM

It will be a good movie, but not even close to the dark knight.
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Corribus
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posted February 08, 2012 02:31 PM

Facepalm

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blizzardboy
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posted February 08, 2012 02:32 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 14:34, 08 Feb 2012.

That movie has potential to be extremely sensational. It all depends on how they do it.
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posted February 08, 2012 11:01 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 23:16, 08 Feb 2012.

I got around to watching Ip Man. If you haven't seen it yet and you like martial arts/drama movies, it's a must see.
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OmegaDestroyer
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posted February 09, 2012 09:20 AM

Can't wait to see Iron Sky.  We have gone too long without a space Nazi movie.
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smithey
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posted February 09, 2012 09:58 AM

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Can't wait to see Iron Sky.  We have gone too long without a space Nazi movie.


Ohh Sh** that chick was in "satisfaction"... wait, why is everybody looking at me all weird, a tv show about an australian brothel, hell yes I watched it, it was educational

The movie looks fun though, looks just like that Dagoth's comic with Stalin and Hitler fighting

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blizzardboy
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posted February 10, 2012 04:10 PM

I could have sworn it was over a year ago when I saw the preliminary trailer of it. They're taking their sweet time producing it.
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Meroe
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posted February 10, 2012 04:39 PM
Edited by meroe at 16:41, 10 Feb 2012.

The only thing I want to see is an older movie ... Carved (2007)Kuchisake-Onna
but I'm too scared.

My brother was bugging me to go see 'The Thing' so-called prequel, but there was no way on God's green earth was going to watch that travesty.
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blizzardboy
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posted February 10, 2012 04:44 PM

Wimp.
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OhforfSake
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posted February 10, 2012 04:46 PM

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but I'm too scared.

Aww, do you need a manly man to hold you in his muscular arms while you rest your head on his big hairy chest so you've a comfortable safety place when the big bad television makes scary pictures and sounds at you?

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Meroe
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posted February 10, 2012 04:46 PM
Edited by meroe at 16:48, 10 Feb 2012.

Just the trailer scared the snow out of me!!

Yes I admit it, I am a wimp.

Well Forfy, I usually hide behind the cushions or suddenly find I've left the stove on at a particularly frightening time and come back when its safe again
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blizzardboy
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posted February 10, 2012 04:54 PM

Well it's good to know you don't neglect the kitchen even when you're in the middle of watching a scary movie. You show great promise.
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OhforfSake
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posted February 10, 2012 04:54 PM
Edited by OhforfSake at 17:05, 10 Feb 2012.

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suddenly find I've left the stove on at a particularly frightening time and come back when its safe again

You shouldn't mix work with leasure, that's how you invite larry and leasure suits that guy.
Anyway, you've nothing to be scared about, it's common knowledge that ladies have stronger emotions than men, so they've a harder time watching scary movie. Heck you might be quite resistant seeing how most girls wet their panties despite already having peed when seeing scary movies. Yeah I don't get where all that pee comes from either. It reminds me, what's up with girls and peeing, they can never hold it in. I mean I can drop peeing for days if I need to. Heck when I was younger I once went a week without peeing. Okay it's true that it kinda hurts, makes you unable to concentrate and you can't really eat or drink anything. Now that I think about it, maybe it's not that strange I became like I did. The strange part is that I didn't end up worse. But enough about me, let's talk a little about me in stead.

Edit: Talking about scary movies. Try to an unbalanced 14 year old lying in ones own bed for the first time ever in a big scary room in a an old house with lots of sounds, trying to watch the night porn, scared that your parents will pop in, so you've to stay really really focused and then they put psycho up in stead of the porn movie. I watched it intensively, had to stay very alert, waiting for the sex to come. I was so sure the really good scenes would come about eventually. I don't think I've ever farted that much before.

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Corribus
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posted February 10, 2012 05:15 PM

Totally random, but this is my absolute favorite scene from the Norweigan zombie flick Dead Snow (an absolute MUST for any fan of zombie movies):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N9dh3dUbfU&feature=related

Unfortunately it's in french without subtitles but I think you should be able to figure out why it's funny.

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Fauch
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posted February 10, 2012 05:34 PM

T'es devenu expert en zombies d'ultra-droite?

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