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DagothGares
DagothGares


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posted June 06, 2009 12:55 PM

well, he would eitehr end up famished or a golden statue
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Mytical
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posted June 06, 2009 01:05 PM

Yeah, too bad you starve to death .  Now if only your hands turned things to gold, you could always hire somebody to feed you.  . Of course you would never be able to touch anybody with your hands hehe.

Worlds worst Superpower : The ability to copy any other super power in a world where no other superpowers exsist.

Always be the richest person around, but instead of increasing your wealth it lowers everybody elses.

To turn into a goldfish, but no ability to ever change back.

From X-Men : Create a forcefield around yourself, but not be able to ever turn it off (so no food or drink for you ).

Bad Luck : Horrible and painful things happen to you constantly.  You feel everything but can not die.

See 1 second into the Past at will.

Everything ever lost will fall out of the sky above you.  Now imagine if somebody loses a car .
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Doomforge
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posted June 06, 2009 01:11 PM
Edited by Doomforge at 13:11, 06 Jun 2009.

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Yeah, too bad you starve to death .  Now if only your hands turned things to gold, you could always hire somebody to feed you.  . Of course you would never be able to touch anybody with your hands hehe.


The problem is, the moment you'd touch the soil, the earth would change into a huge gold ball, which would end all life on it


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Everything ever lost will fall out of the sky above you.  Now imagine if somebody loses a car .


Or a tank

the navy lost a superfreighter to Somalian pirates... whoops.

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JoonasTo
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posted June 06, 2009 01:12 PM

If something is missing someone must have lost it right?








...and quite a big amount of worlds nukes are missing...
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Mytical
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posted June 06, 2009 01:30 PM

Yes, missing nukes would be bad (and tanks, etc) that is why it is a horrible super power .

Lets see... Ability to swim superfast, but are afraid of water.

Have X-Ray vision, but it gives out X-Ray radiation also.

Know a couple minutes (2 or 3 minutes) before a major crime will happen...on the other side of the planet.

Be able to teleport, but not able to decide where you teleport to.
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DagothGares
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posted June 06, 2009 01:32 PM

Actually x-ray radiation is harmless...
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xerdux
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posted June 06, 2009 01:42 PM

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And?  


That would be illegal in my country and you would be considered a pedophile

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Mytical
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posted June 06, 2009 02:01 PM

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Actually x-ray radiation is harmless...


That is why they go behind doors and or wear lead clothing . I think tho that even if relitively harmless I think that constant exposure to your eyes would not be healthy?
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Wolfsburg
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posted June 06, 2009 04:46 PM
Edited by Wolfsburg at 16:51, 06 Jun 2009.

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Actually x-ray radiation is harmless...

Hell no.

It depends of course on the intensity and duration of the exposure. But on past days, when the harm of X-rays was unknown, physicians would unnecessary irradiate each other or patients for research purposes. No wonder most of them died of cancer. X-ray radiation does interfere with cell reaparation mechanisms, and can be very harmful on high-dosis.

Even in small dosis it can be somewhat damaging to the mitosis, therefore men usually have their testicles protected with lead covers before they have their pelvis or abdomen x-rayed.

Enough with the offtopic.

* The most useless superpower is... Being able to set things around you on fire with the mere thought!        ... Involuntarely...         ... when you are aroused.

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DagothGares
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posted June 06, 2009 04:49 PM

I thought gamma rays didn't create transmutation and as such they are relatively harmless...
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Wolfsburg
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posted June 06, 2009 05:08 PM

Actually X-rays and gamma rays are two different things, Dagoth. But don't feel bad about that comment. Even to specialists the distinction is not so easy. A clear distiguish feature is that gama-rays are emmited by the nucleus, while x-rays derive from the electrons.

Gamma rays are the most dangerous form of ionizing radiation known to mankind. It is highly penetrating, energetic and therefore harmful to any living tissue. It is used within medicine, Ill give you that, specially to kill cancerous cells, or even more often to kill organisms (most effective way to clean up hospital instruments of bacteria ever).

Dumbest superpower ever: kill threads with medical subjects at tremendous speed.

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Doomforge
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posted June 06, 2009 05:37 PM
Edited by Doomforge at 17:39, 06 Jun 2009.

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That would be illegal in my country and you would be considered a pedophile


You of all people tell me that?

At least I don't say Serbia looks like my mum's vagina.

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Adrius
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posted June 06, 2009 07:35 PM

@Xerox: What? Age of consent in Sweden is 15 you fool!

I say rock on Doomforge.
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posted June 06, 2009 08:03 PM

-The power to make your hair curl at will
-The ability to glow brightly--triggered by embarrassment
-The power to burn anything you cook (Wait, doesn't that actually exist? )
-The power to make everyone in a ten foot radius talk like a chipmunk
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DagothGares
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posted June 06, 2009 10:11 PM

The ability to spurt blood from your eyes.
The ability to let go of your limbs at will to escape.
The ability to have any sickness at will.
The ability to invoke pity on yourself
The ability to hear everyone's thoughts at the same time.
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted June 06, 2009 10:20 PM

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The ability to have any sickness at will.
Think of the school times...
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DagothGares
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posted June 06, 2009 10:21 PM

I'll be sure to call guinness and visit your cancer-infested body after a few years
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Celfious
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posted June 06, 2009 10:31 PM

hai i would say the ability to turn into xerdux lol

ok jk jk
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TheDeath
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posted June 07, 2009 12:01 AM

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Actually x-ray radiation is harmless...
First of all, that's just wrong. Secondly, yes actually it WOULD be harmless. If your eyes RADIATE X-Rays it means they will not damage YOU because it only radiates outward.

Who cares about others?

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Actually X-rays and gamma rays are two different things, Dagoth. But don't feel bad about that comment. Even to specialists the distinction is not so easy.
Are you joking it's just a difference of frequency range (gamma = higher frequency = much more energetic)

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Dumbest superpower ever: kill threads with medical subjects at tremendous speed.
I thought gamma rays were more like physics?
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Galev
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posted June 07, 2009 12:27 AM

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Dumbest superpower ever: kill threads with medical subjects at tremendous speed.
I thought gamma rays were more like physics?


Health-effects are still somewhat medical. Let's agree on health-science.

@ Wolfsburg Welcome to the thread-killer club. Back at my newby days at HC I had the impression that too many threads have Me as last poster... but I learned how to live with it
(and if you didn't post those, I sure would. ^^")
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@Mytical: Lost things falling on you. Yeah, cars and tanks get lost sometimes, but we all know what is the most frequent: half-pair socks

Worst powers also include:
-attracting glass like a magnet does metals, without any controll.
-being able to feel, know and move all the smooth muscle in you (those in glands, the stomach, intestines...) It would give eating a new perspective... "Uh, I need to release more saliva and stomac acid... oh no, too much"

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