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Trashid
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posted June 07, 2009 12:45 AM |
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Wolverine - having blades that hurt you when you want them, and regenerating your skin during that.
Cyklops - cant look without shades.
Kraven - cant control yourself, kil people you like.
The Thing - cant be normal.
Hulk - You should not get angry.
Any symbiote - that eats your hormones
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TheDeath
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posted June 07, 2009 12:49 AM |
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Quote: The Thing - cant be normal.
How's that bad?
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Trashid
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posted June 07, 2009 12:52 AM |
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Believe me, thats VERY bad. Just think about any girl.
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TheDeath
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posted June 07, 2009 12:56 AM |
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Quote: Believe me, thats VERY bad. Just think about any girl.
So what? Think about all the brawlings and gunshots you'll endure.
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Trashid
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posted June 07, 2009 12:58 AM |
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Yeah? And i would think about suicide, that i cant do.
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TheDeath
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posted June 07, 2009 01:06 AM |
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Well tell you what: you ain't enjoying life when you're dead or shot, that's for sure.
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Kareeah_Indaga
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posted June 07, 2009 01:12 AM |
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If we're on the topic of superheroes, the bit where Spiderman ended up with six arms would qualify as a lousy superpower--social stigmas aside, where would you find six-armed shirts???
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blizzardboy
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Nerf Herder
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posted June 07, 2009 01:13 AM |
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I don't know. A six-armed chick would be pretty cool. I'd date her.
As for The Thing. I'm sure you'd find someone. Just do what he did in the crappy Silver Surfer movie and find a blind girl. I mean come on, being able to survive a tank shell at point blank has to have it's benefits.
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted June 07, 2009 06:01 AM |
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I lovee you blizzard ddue I ljust liek ssso love you right now dude. your aaa suckh a daude dude.
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Celfious
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posted June 07, 2009 07:47 AM |
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Edited by Celfious at 07:48, 07 Jun 2009.
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the inability to be wrong. AKA the guy/girl with answers to everything! Mr or misses smarty know it all
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Rarensu
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posted June 07, 2009 08:24 AM |
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Every power has some useful application, and every power has some unintended consequence. Even something random like turning one flavor of jello into another still gets you a job in the flavor laboratory at Kraft HQ. Even something straightforward like telekinesis means you'll become physically weak because you don't exercise much. It's like a game for me - find the use for this power; find the consequence of this power.
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Trashid
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posted June 07, 2009 10:44 AM |
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Quote:
As for The Thing. I'm sure you'd find someone. Just do what he did in the crappy Silver Surfer movie and find a blind girl. I mean come on, being able to survive a tank shell at point blank has to have it's benefits.
She loved him cos he was a stone, and she was a sculptor, but she loved only the stone. She betrayed him quickly and he had to run away from the f4.
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bixie
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my common sense is tingling!
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posted June 07, 2009 10:56 AM |
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have bits of scenery fall in love with you, that would be embarassing.
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Celfious
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posted June 07, 2009 03:27 PM |
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Edited by Celfious at 15:28, 07 Jun 2009.
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everyone randomly loves you for 60 seconds then comes the "crash" and the shame, apologeticness, admitting they were insane for saying or doing whatever they did. This can occur max about once a day but strangers all the time love you for minute.
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Darkshadow
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posted June 07, 2009 03:30 PM |
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The amazing ability to be "just friends" with any woman
The ability to morph into a toilet roll.
Both are quite bad
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Fauch
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posted June 07, 2009 04:53 PM |
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Quote: The amazing ability to be "just friends" with any woman
actually, it isn't bad if it means you don't feel the need for sex.
Quote: The ability to hear everyone's thoughts at the same time.
Quote: being able to produce money at anytime out of anything
Quote: A really crap superpower I can think of would be killing anything you touch. Evil people would like it but good wouldn't. lol
those must be the worst so far.
I have a worse variant of the death touch. the gorgon gaze...
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Kareeah_Indaga
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posted June 07, 2009 05:21 PM |
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Darkshadow
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posted June 07, 2009 05:45 PM |
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Quote: A really crap superpower I can think of would be killing anything you touch. Evil people would like it but good wouldn't. lol
Even worse is that you turn everyone that you touch into a skeleton that follows you everywhere
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted June 07, 2009 09:03 PM |
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Quote: the inability to be wrong. AKA the guy/girl with answers to everything! Mr or misses smarty know it all
Meh, it's not that bad.
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Fauch
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posted June 08, 2009 03:22 AM |
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well, don't know. like knowing everything? you would be the most powerful person ever, the illuminated, but isn't it too much power for one man?
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