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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted July 04, 2009 11:28 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 23:38, 04 Jul 2009.
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Lexxan's Crazy Quiz of Lexxanity
Take it, can compare you Lexxanity to others. 
This Quiz is spammy, illogical, insane crzy and makes no sence to boot.
However, the higher you score, the more you are like me! 
Have fun 
Geography Questions
1.) What's the Capital of Mongolia?
a) Ulaanbaatar
b) Duncerton
c) High enough to be noteworthy
d) Karakorum
2) Budapest is the Capitol of which European Country?
a) France
b) Hungary
c) Europe
d) Romania
3) Which country calls itself Sakartvelo?
a) Ukraine
b) Hungary
c) Georgia
d) Sakartvelo
4) Which country does not exist?
a) Magyarovar
b) Suomi
c) Sakartvelo
d) Valverde
5) What's the Capitol of Assyria?
a) I don't know!
b) Ashur
c) Nineveh
d) Adamascus
6) Which language is NOT an official one in Belgium?
a) German
b) French
c) Letzeburgan
d) Hang on... THEY CAN SPEAK??
7) Sweden is associated the most with...
a) Ikea
b) Vikings
c) Mead
d) Crazy Hc Members... except Adrius.
8) Which of the following Words is associated to Poland?
a) Sczesczin
b) Groznolescznovich
c) Sznodvod
d) Riezscsceizsnich
9) Which country doesn't border Lake Tanganika?
a) Malawi
b) Zambia
c) Tanzania
d) Mozambique
10) What's the Capitol of Texas State?
a) Washington DC
b) Austin
c) Houston
d) Dallas
Music Questions
11) What's the Cultural Value of Michael Jackson?
a) Eifel Tower
b) J.s. Bach
c) Elvis Presley
d) Culture... lol
12) Who is Raphael Sadique?
a) Enrique Iglesias
b) Marquis de Sade
c) Roch Voisine
d) Raphael Sadique
13) Who is Sacha Fierce?
a) Rihanna
b) Taj Johnson-George
c) Beyoncé Knowles
d) Sacha Fierce
14) Which censored Word is now a Nr1 Hit?
a) ****
b) *****
c) ***
d) ******
15) Which Opera is not a part of Wagner's Ring of the Nibelung Tetralogy?
a) LOhengrin
b) The Valkyrie
c) Siegfried
d) Twilight of the Gods
16) Which of the following bands is the best?
a) Nirvana
b) AC/DC
c) REM
d) Metallica
17) Which of the following Musicians is the best?
a) Electric Light Orchestra
b) Enrigue Iglesias
c) REM
d) William Collins
18) Which of the following Composers wrote the highest number of Symphonies?
a) Wagner
b) Bach
c) Beethoven
d) Haydn
19) On a sidenote, How many did Beethoven Write?
a) 5
b) 9
c) 12
d) None
20) And how many did Wagner write?
a) 3
b) 9
c) 14
d) None
Dutch Questions
21) When a Dutchman buys you a Heiniken, you
a) Accept the drink, only to know that you actually will have to pay for it.
b) Refuse and have a rant about cheese
c) Accept, and hook up with his red-headed wife.
d) run.
22) When A Belgian explains the whole Communotairy Debate to you, you...
a) Take notes and open a Topic in OSM.
b) Nod. Nog Again. Say "Yes". Keep nodding. All the time.
c) Gaze blankly in the void behind him.
d) Run for it
23) Children's Biggest Friend is
a) St. Nicolas
b) Frans Bauer
c) Kabouter Plop
d) Marc Dutroux
24) You are robbed and nearly stabbed to death by a Belgian mugger. The Courts
a) Convict the man to a Fine, and immedeate Inprisonment, where he fully sits out his sentence.
b) Convict the man to a Fine, and Immedeate Inprisonment, afterwhich he is set free after two months.
c) Convict the man to a Fine, and immedeate Inprisonment, only to release him after a Procedural Mistake
d) Notice that the man has already robbed 10 other people, and realise the man can't be punished. They set him free, without punishments or convictions.
25) Justice in Belgium is
a) Blind
b) Blind. And Deaf
c) Blind, Deaf and Lame
d) Blind, Deaf, Lame and Near-death.
26) Which word is NOT a correct Translation of the word "Umbrella"?
a) Knirps
b) Paraplu
c) Ombrelle
d) Regenscherm
27) When a Fleming says "Den Beershot is ne goeie voetbalploeg, joengeuh", he says that
a) he wants another beer.
b) he'll smash your head in if you contradict him.
c) Germinal Beershot has some very good football players
d) he has no knowledge of football. At all.
28) Which of the following is NOT a nickname of the Inhabitants of a Flemish town?
a) Seniors
b) Moonquenchers
c) Wheatstompers
d) Noosebearers
29) Who is the leader of Belgium?
a) Albert II of Saxon Coburg-Gotha
b) Elio di Rupo
c) Guy Verhofstadt
d) Lord Lexxan Lakely
30) Where does the Festival of Rock Werchter take place?
a) Ranst
b) Lichtaart
c) Ghent
d) Werchter
Games Questions
31) What is the most powerfull Civilization in Civilization 3: Conquests?
a) Rome
b) Russia
c) Aztecs
d) Inca
32) Which Civilization do you have to play in AoE 2 to have Tarkans?
a) the Russians
b) the Huns
c) the Saracens
d) the Byzantines
33) Who is NOT an NPC is Baldur's Gate 2, Shadows of Ahm?
a) Sarevok
b) Korgan
c) Mazzy
d) Keldorn Firecam
34) Which game have I NEVER played?
a) Titan Quest
b) The Curse of Monkey Island
c) Beyond the SWord
d) Hearts of Iron
35) Which of the following is not a playable race in GalCiv 2?
a) the Torians
b) the the Meklars
c) the Yor
d) the Iconians
36) What must you do, when the Arab Player in Civ 3 threatens you when you have no militairy units to spare?
a) Refuse, the Arabs attack, you place in Embassy in Cuzco and Hire the Incas to attack the Arabs in the back
b) Give in to their demands... they'll pay later.
c) Bah, they're peanuts anyway.
d) Refuse, build up your forces as they take one or two of your cities, and then counterattack untill Mecca is razed by a horde of mad Horsemen.
37) Which is the best Faction in H5?
a) Sylvan
b) Necro
c) Inferno
d) Stronghold
38) World of Warcraft is
a) A Life Killer
b) A Life Saver
c) A Crucible of Trolls
d) Don't meantion that creature's name in my presence?!!
39) What is the most important statt for the Main Protagonist in BG2 (overall)?
a) Strength
b) Constitution
c) Dexterity
d) Charisma
Random Questions - just pick the option you like the most
40) When bunnies start laying eggs
a) They are purple and spotty!
b) Dûûûûûaââââh, Tell me about them Raaaaaabbits!
c) You should quit playing WoW
d) Happy Easter!
41) Banana
a) Negrow
b) Crooked
c) Dildo
d) Yummy!
42) Pilot
a) Bigot
b) Airbooooooorne!!!
c) Look ma, no Hands
d) Crash.
43) TNTina
a) Genderchange is finally complete
b) Crossdressing midgets
c) No needs for lubricants here...
d) Geny can fly and so can I.
44) Trolls
a) Topsy-Turvey, everything is upsy-daisy!
b) Trollalalalalalala
c) Me Gnarl, Me Hungrey.
d) Gays are bad for you
45) Manah Manah
a) Tu-too Tu-dell-oo
b) Hanam Hanam
c) Manare mananap mana nanapna Mananah Manananah Na Na Na Na Na Na Na... NanaH??? Manah Manah!
d) Whatever
HC Questions
46) Quote Wars
a) Are something we all can learn from
b) Are the reason why OSM degenerated
c) Are a nuissance and an Eyesore
d) There is no Quote.
47) Spam
a) Is Wastelands only.
b) Are a good way to derail threads
c) Are only fun if used by Quality Spammers. (such as Baklava or Geny)
d) Should be avoided.
48) Which member is not banned
a) Father
b) Wesley
c) Maniac
d) Xarfax111
49) Which members are currently a couple?
a) Azagal and Asheera
b) Violent FLower and TheGootch
c) Hexa and Romana
d) Pan and Geny
50) Who is the MOLE?
a) Azagal
b) XerduX
c) Luc
d) Phone
Point Scoring
1) A=2 B=-1 C=0 D=1
2) A= 1 B= 2 C= 0 D= -1
3) A= 0 B= -1 C= 2 D= 1
4) A= 0 B= -1 C= 1 D= 2
5) A= 1 B= 2 C= 0 D= -1
6) A= 1 B= 0 C= -1 D= 2
7) A= -1 B= 1 C= 0 D= 2
8) A= 2 B= 0 C= 1 D= -1
9) A= 0 B= -1 C= 2 D= 1
10) A= -1 B= 1 C= 2 D= 0
11) A= 0 B= -1 C= 1 D= 2
12) A= -1 B= 2 C= 0 D= 1
13) A= 0 B= 2 C= 1 D= -1
14) A= 2 B= 1 C= 0 D= -1
15) A= 2 B= -1 C= 1 D= 0
16) A= 1 B= 0 C= -1 D= 2
17) A= 1 B= 0 C= -1 D= 2
18) A= -1 B= 1 C= 0 D= 2
19) A= 0 B= 2 C= 1 D= -1
20) A= -1 B= 0 C= 2 D= 1
21) A= 1 B= 0 C= -1 D= 2
22) A= -1 B= 2 C= 1 D= 0
23) A= 2 B= 0 C= 1 D= -1
24) A=1 B= 0 C= 1 D= 2
25) A= -1 B= 0 C= 1 D= 2
26) A= 1 B= -1 C= 2 D= 0
27) A= 2 B= -1 C= 1 D= 0
28) A= -1 B= 0 C= 2 D= 1
29) A= -1 B= 1 C= 0 D= 2
30) A= 0 B= 1 C= -1 D= 2
31) A= -1 B= 1 C= 0 D= 2
32) A= 0 B= 2 C= -1 D= 1
33) A= 1 B= 2 C= 0 D= -1
34) A= 1 B= 0 C= -1 D= 2
35) A= -1 B= 2 C= 1 D= 0
36) A= 2 B= 0 C= -1 D= 1
37) A= 2 B= 0 C= -1 D= 1
38) A= 0 B= -1 C= 2 D= 1
39) A= 1 B= 0 C= 2 D= -1
40) A= -1 B= 2 C= 1 D= 0
41) A= -1 B= 0 C= 2 D= 1
42) A= 0 B= 1 C= 2 D= -1
43) A= 0 B= 1 C= -1 D= 2
45) A= 1 B= 0 C= 2 D= -1
46) A= -1 B= 1 C= 2 D= 0
47) A= 0 B= 2 C= 1 D= -1
48) A= 2 B= -1 C= 0 D= 1
49) A= 0 B= -1 C= 1 D= 2
50) A= 1 B= -1 C= 2 D= 0
Level Of Intellect
Lower than O: Alien: Stay away from me, you freak!!!
0-25: Troll: All you can do is play hide-and-seek, blabber nonsence and strach your ass. Also, Jezus says you suck.
26-35: Dunce: Stop drooling already!
36-45: Quote Warrior: You were dropped on your head as a child, resulting in you odd behaviour.
46-55: Moderator: Superior in intellect and Logic, but Lexxic enough. This it the typical score of the Sane person
56-60: Average: BOOORIIING!!! Move along.
61-70: Aculias: Love strode up the hill and the head emptied its heart as winds blow by.
71-80: Moron: you ate my ice cream, bozo!
81-90: Oxymoron: a moron, but one that likes to be Oxy.
91-100: Lexxan: You know about the same as I ... be blessed.
Whatever, you scored is irrellevant. As long as you had fun (but if you scored below 90 on this one, I'll be forced to call you weido from now on  )
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted July 04, 2009 11:36 PM |
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Flemish and your imaginary letzeburgan are both not official languages...
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted July 05, 2009 12:59 AM |
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If the test was more compact and wouldn't require an unearthly amount of scrolling I might bother counting my score. 
I have started to see a recurring theme in your posts my beloved Barry.
They take more space than they really need to.
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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xerdux
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
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posted July 05, 2009 01:26 AM |
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The test is to long. Please remove atleast 50% of the questions.
"In the next major content patch, the amount of questions in the Lexxan quiz will be lowered by 50% and the quest reward has been increased by experience gain has been increased by 15%."
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted July 05, 2009 06:06 AM |
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Why am I not suprised you picked the Tavern for this..?
In anycase... 50 questions and a huge list of marks. If you want participation you might want to work on it. Just a word of advice
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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Rarensu
Known Hero
Formerly known as RTI
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posted July 05, 2009 10:44 AM |
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Edited by Rarensu at 10:47, 05 Jul 2009.
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I got about 20 Qs in and then I quit. But I think I score low because I can't stand popular culture icons like Rock Bands and Beer and WOW.
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Sincerely,
A Proponent of Spelling, Grammar, Punctuation, and Courtesy.
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Totoro
Famous Hero
in User
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posted July 05, 2009 11:58 AM |
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Edited by Totoro at 12:05, 05 Jul 2009.
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Quote:
5) What's the Capitol of Assyria?
Such country doesn't exist. You should have asked what was the capitol of Assyria.
Quote:
11) What's the Cultural Value of Michael Jackson?
a) Eifel Tower
b) J.s. Bach
c) Elvis Presley
d) Culture... lol
This is so obvious.
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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted July 05, 2009 12:48 PM |
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1. a) +2
2. b) +2
3. d) +1
4. c) +1
5. d) -1
6. c) -1
7. b) +1
8. d) -1
9. a) 0
10. d) 0
11. a) 0
12. d) +1
13. c) 0
14. c) 0
15. b) -1
16. c) -1
17. d) +2
18. b) +1
19. b) +2
20. a) -1
21. d) +2
22. b) +2
23. b) 0
24. d) +2
25. c) +1
26. c) +2
27. c) But Boloni rulz! +1
28. a) -1
29. d) +2
30. c) -1
31. b) +1
32. b) +2
33. d) -1
34. d) +2
35. c) +1
36. b) 0
37. a) +2
38. d) +1
39. d) -1
40. c) +1
41. c) +2
42. b) +1
43. c) -1
44. c)
45. d) -1
46. d) 0
47. d) -1
48. d) +1
49. c) +1
50. b) -1
So I am a Dunce.
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5 Times TV
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 05, 2009 01:32 PM |
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47? moderator? sane? me?
@Azz: It's a quiz. I couldn't stay away.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Fauch
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 05, 2009 02:28 PM |
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I scored -50. I'm an unicellular organism 
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 05, 2009 02:29 PM |
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HC Questions
46) Quote Wars
d) There is no Quote.
47) Spam
c) Are only fun if used by Quality Spammers. (such as Baklava or Geny)
48) Which member is not banned
a) Father
49) Which members are currently a couple?
c) Hexa and Romana
50) Who is the MOLE?
b) XerduX
Point Scoring
1) 2
2) 2
3) 2
4) 2
5) 0
6) -1
7) 2
8) 1
9) 1
10) 1
11) 1
12) 2
13) 1
14) 1
15) 2
16) 0
17) -1
18) 2
19) 2
20) 0
21) 1
22) 2
23) 0
24) 0
25) 2
26) 1
27) -1
28) -1
29) -1
30) 2
31) -1
32) 1
33) -1
34) -1
35) 0
36) 2
37) 1
38) 0
39) 2
40) 0
41) 1
42) -1
43) 1
45) 1
46) 0
47) 1
48) 2
49) 1
50) -1
I'm a dunce? You're an idiot Lex
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted July 05, 2009 02:58 PM |
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not sure I get all the scandinavian in-jokes.. i feel left out 
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John says to live above hell.
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 05, 2009 03:01 PM |
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted July 05, 2009 03:09 PM |
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The scandinavians are bullying me!
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John says to live above hell.
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 05, 2009 03:12 PM |
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The chance of scandinavian bullying someone is really small.
...unless you're australian of course but what are the chances of THAT?
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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william
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Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted July 05, 2009 03:20 PM |
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Quote:
17) Which of the following Musicians is the best?
a) Electric Light Orchestra
b) Enrigue Iglesias
c) REM
d) William Collins
Lol. Thanks for listing me there but if I was doing this quiz, I'd put ELO.
Quote:
48) Which member is not banned
a) Father
b) Wesley
c) Maniac
d) Xarfax111
I don't see how you can get more points for saying Father but less points if you say Xarfax111. Neither of them are banned.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted July 05, 2009 04:53 PM |
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51.
A)
Laughably long quiz
51. A=OVER 9000!
Who wins, huh?
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DagothGares
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Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted July 05, 2009 05:42 PM |
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Quote:
I don't see how you can get more points for saying Father but less points if you say Xarfax111. Neither of them are banned.
Same thing with some questions about Belgium
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 05, 2009 08:29 PM |
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I'm not touching that one with a 10-feet pole.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Kareeah_Indaga
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posted July 05, 2009 08:54 PM |
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