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posted July 28, 2009 03:33 AM |
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Spagettislamimnity
PS: There ia a summary of the backstory at the bottom.
Some people called it the "Flying Spagetti Monster". But they are just afraid of its final judgement. The Flying Spagetti Monster is a god. A god I have strong faith in.
More and more people are starting to follow this religion. Spagettislamimnity.
Many people believe this is a new religion. A scam religion. But it is not. Since ancient times, people have worshipped this tentacled god. He is nameless and feared by many. Overshadowed by the other religions, who claim their gods to be true, the followers of Spagettislamimnity have remained hidden for centuries. Untill now.
Now we rise again. Through the Internet we will spread out influence. But we are poor. If you donate a couple of euro a week, you will be granted a free ticket to the wonderous Dreamscape He created.
Now im going to tell you the tale of this deity.
The Flying Spagetti Monster is not his really name. But it has been used to cover the religion for a long time. We dont know his name and if we knew, we would not speak of it.
We just believe in it. When I sacrifice WoW characters to him, I can feel his prescense as I just feel... something divine... that I want to eat pasta for dinner, breakfast and lunch.
Before the Universe came to exist, there was only a giant Globster. Suddenly, the Globster begun to boil. As the Globster overboiled, there was a flash. And the Universe and the Spagetti God was born. With his tentacles, he placed out the galaxies. '
But there was one planet that he could not grip. Tellus. Terra. Earth. Jorden. So he birthed a child. A offspring. An avatar. This is the real Spagetti God (the cover-up name ofc).
In the begining, he observated the planet and assisted in its evoloution. But he developed one speices a bit to much. The homo sapiens. Humans.
The human brain was part of the Spagetti gods. The humans gained much of the common sense and knowledge he had. At first, it didnt seem dangerous. The humans saw and worshipped him. They even built an underwater temple. But then, the humans forgot about the minor spagetti avatar. They begun to worship other deities.
And so, the Spagetti Avatar and his temple-city was forgotten. The Spagetti Avatar died as the humans, who he was linked too, had lost faith in him. A few dedicated humans still lived in the temple-city though. They even constructed a flourishing civilisation. Unfortunaly, the Avatar had faded away under the deepest regions of the seas and a natural disaster struck the isle where the temple was located. And in one day and one night, it sunk beneath the waves.
Several times, the Avatar has squeesed out offsprings as ambassadors to the humans. But these have not managed to survive the new damaged atmosphere, and just end up as globsters on the coastlines.
But a prophecy that after ten thousands years of little to no faith something will happen.
"In his shrine under the city burnt spagetti waits boiling."
It draws close. The cultists gather around the world. And as the faith grows stronger, so does he. Soon his offspring, the Boiled Ones, will walk this Earth again. And he shall have revenge and mercy to the faithful. The Cleansing of this world is taking its begining. The boiling is almost complete. It just needs some salt. ¨
Beware, for in 3 years and during the coldest time of the year, the Purgation begins.
Conclusion: Spagetti monster has an avatar on Earth. Avatar died because the humans lost faith in him. Now, a Prophecy draws close to its ultimate conclusion and many begin to believe again. And when faith is furfilled, the Flying Spagetti Avatar will cleanse the world of the faithless. 2012. December. Be there.
You dont have any evidence against this deity. You cannot say that the Flying Spagetti God doesnt exist. Prove that he doesnt exist then. And the story I wrote above, might have been intended for something else then the religion of Spagettislamimnity 
This is a true deity. Everything I wrote was true. You dont have anything to counter with it. Its impossible for you to counter-evidence this and by this logic, everything can be true.
just like God in the three best known religions
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TheDeath
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posted July 28, 2009 03:54 AM |
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Listen. This Flying Spagetti Monster is becoming a cliche. The problem with cliches is that they'll never go away, even after you explained them, someone else will pop up.
You know where to find a lot of talks on religion in HC right?
dont click, you will regret it
this has been discussed there numerous times already.
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xerdux
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posted July 28, 2009 04:08 AM |
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The point of the story was that "believers" keep saying that "God is real because you cant prove hes not".
So by that logic, everything can be true and thus, if I believe in the Spagetti Monster he does exist because you cant disprove it.
Also Cthulu and Atlantis is refrenced in the story, if you noticed 
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TheDeath
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posted July 28, 2009 04:17 AM |
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The point of the story was that "believers" keep saying that "God is real because you cant prove hes not".
Yes and I agree that doesn't prove God, however, the Flying Spagetti Monster is also ridiculous. But i'm not gonna bother again.
Anyway, usually people say that to some atheists who claim that there is no god, not to agnostics, who say you can't know. The former have no proof for the statement "there is no god" that's why that statement is used. Just look at Elodin's posts.
Saying, for instance, "there is no gold in China", means you actually digged all of China to see that. Meaning you must have some sort of proof for such statement. Saying "i have no idea whether there's gold in China or not" (which means agnostic, not atheist) does not require any proof or backup.
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posted July 28, 2009 04:21 AM |
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When atheists say, "There is no god", they usually mean, "There is no evidence of god, therefore there is no reason to act like one exists."
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xerdux
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posted July 28, 2009 04:25 AM |
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So have you searched the entire universe to find "CthulnastaxEroxgagaoWnsyUonOwicAnsaYsnowalagsh"?
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TheDeath
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posted July 28, 2009 04:32 AM |
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So have you searched the entire universe to find "CthulnastaxEroxgagaoWnsyUonOwicAnsaYsnowalagsh"?
No, but I never made any claims about "CthulnastaxEroxgagaoWnsyUonOwicAnsaYsnowalagsh".
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posted July 28, 2009 05:12 AM |
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The point of the story was that "believers" keep saying that "God is real because you cant prove hes not".
So by that logic, everything can be true and thus, if I believe in the Spagetti Monster he does exist because you cant disprove it.
The point of the FSM was that you shouldn't be able to teach creationism in science class. It was originally the subject of a satirical letter to the Kansas Board of Education. He wasn't originally trying to make a general point about religion; it was a point about education. There's a difference.
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xerdux
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posted July 28, 2009 05:14 AM |
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Linking children directly to religion/the church in school is already forbidden here. Religion is a part of a larger subject here, called Social Oriented Subjects. Its teached to learn and understand other religions/cultures. But im sure the religous teacher add a thing or two xD
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Rarensu
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posted July 28, 2009 09:58 AM |
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Spagettislamimnity
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It's called Pastafarianism, and if you were a real pastafarian, you would know that. May His Noodliness have mercy upon you.
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Elvin
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posted July 28, 2009 10:13 AM |
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Edited by Elvin at 10:27, 28 Jul 2009.
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You mean there are people who don't believe in the flying spaghetti monster? Next thing you tell me that the gaint mutated whale is a figment of my imagination.
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Mytical
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posted July 28, 2009 10:13 AM |
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You do realise that there is such a thing as doing your own research and coming to your own conclusions right? Some of us 'spiritual' people have actually put quite a bit of work into figuring things out. Just because you don't believe doesn't make you correct. Instead of trying to mock things you don't understand, one could actively seek to learn. But that is just me I guess.
It is not the destination but the journey. Enjoy your journey, I know I will mine.
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Elvin
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posted July 28, 2009 10:15 AM |
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I am disappointed in you mysty. I could expect the others to be serious but this is too much - et tu Brute? The Flying Spaghetti Monster will not forgive.
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Mytical
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posted July 28, 2009 10:20 AM |
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Nobody told you that I was super serial?! Wow, my PR department must be sleeping on the job.
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Elvin
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posted July 28, 2009 10:28 AM |
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Edited by Elvin at 10:29, 28 Jul 2009.
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Mytical
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posted July 28, 2009 10:36 AM |
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Ok I have seen WRONG on so many levels, but I think that one just created new levels of wrongness. So therefore I dub it Awesome.
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Elvin
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posted July 28, 2009 10:46 AM |
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Edited by Elvin at 10:47, 28 Jul 2009.
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There is irrefutable proof as well. And if you take a closer look at Michaelangelo's painting..
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friendofgunnar
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posted July 28, 2009 11:02 AM |
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Society99
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posted July 28, 2009 11:56 AM |
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Totoro
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posted July 28, 2009 12:37 PM |
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good lol scoiety99
just don't let them touch your balls.
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