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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: What would you do?
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Fauch
Fauch


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Undefeatable Hero
posted August 11, 2009 11:25 PM

dammit. mvass stole my idea

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Rarensu
Rarensu


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Formerly known as RTI
posted August 12, 2009 05:55 AM

I follow him to the theater. Just as the movie is about to start, I sneak into the projector room and light the reel on fire.
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kipshasz
kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted August 12, 2009 11:40 AM

Punch him in the shoulder all the time and wear a t-shirt which says "I'm with stupid"
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Fauch
Fauch


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Undefeatable Hero
posted August 13, 2009 03:12 AM

what would I do?
I wouldn't care. like there are children starving in Africa and I don't care. Yeah, I'm that evil

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Lexxan
Lexxan


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Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted August 13, 2009 11:54 PM

Kick him in the knees and run away really fast.
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DagothGares
DagothGares


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Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
posted August 14, 2009 12:12 AM
Edited by DagothGares at 15:47, 15 Aug 2009.

Play a game of charades first, act out the words "it's for your own good"  and then beat him vigorously with a chair. He'll understand once you've explained later it was a Uwe Boll movie.
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lucky_dwarf
lucky_dwarf


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Visiting
posted August 14, 2009 01:23 AM

mythical? you there?
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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted August 15, 2009 10:15 AM

Head to the lobby and start a game of "rock paper scissors" and the loser has to buy everyone else snacks.
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Mytical
Mytical


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Chaos seeking Harmony
posted August 15, 2009 10:20 AM

Quote:
mytical? you there?
Fixed, and yes.  Sorry, been feeling a bit under the weather.  Will update and score soon, promise.
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Mytical
Mytical


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Chaos seeking Harmony
posted August 16, 2009 07:42 AM
Edited by Mytical at 07:44, 16 Aug 2009.

Sorry for the Delay.  No bonus this time, but some really good posts.

Geny - Now that is a friend!  4

Jiriki9 - 3 (not your best)

Omega- EEEEVVVVIIIILLLL 5

Lucky_Dwarf - At least it wasn't mouth and nose 4

William - Suffer with your friend..interesting.  3

Mamga - Good riddence to any friend with poor enough taste to        watch such a movie!  4

Asheera - Now that..that was funny.  6

Warmonger - One of the most awesome answers I've heard.  7

B-E-T-A - 6.  Why?  I ... don't .. remember...

Mvass - Walk like an Egyptian?   4

TheDeath - Way to take one for the team! 4

Fauch - 2.  You will recover next time.

Rarensu - Ooo pyrotechnics!  4

Kipshaz - Only wish there was a higher score.. 7

Lexxan - What a friend!  4

Dagoth - Can't ... breath... 7

Trog - Only as long as you CHEAT! 4

You have been exposed to cosmic rays and now have the power to turn invisible...for 24 hours.  What do you do?!

((Leaderboard will be updated soonish.  Honest.))
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Rarensu
Rarensu


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Formerly known as RTI
posted August 16, 2009 08:52 AM

I become invisible. I go sneak up behind one of those super-religious guys, stand on something so that I am slightly above him, turn a powerful flash-light on pointing at him (which is also invisible), and announce in a dramatic voice (through an invisible megaphone):

"Listen, my child. This is the Lord. You have served me well, and so I have chosen you for an important task. My son, Jesus, has been reincarnated as I have promised. His name is Mike Blackwell, and he lives at 5642 El Camino Blvd, apartment number 8. I have tried to show him my Divine Revelations, but unfortunately, he thinks I am a hallucination. You must go to him and make him understand his destiny as the Messiah, so that he may lead the faithful to their rightful place in heaven. Tell your friends so that they may spread the word."

I do this to 5-6 Christians and then I go to Mike's house and watch him futilely try to chase away the growing crowd of idiots trying to worship him.
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kipshasz
kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted August 16, 2009 01:25 PM

Sneak into the parlament and make complete fool out of the prime minister
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lucky_dwarf
lucky_dwarf


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Visiting
posted August 16, 2009 04:33 PM
Edited by lucky_dwarf at 23:23, 16 Aug 2009.

I take the first ten minutes to make a dummy and place it in my bed.
Tape a not to the back of its head saying: Im invisible, ive gone to cause mischief for the day.
I go outside into my backyard.

I take ten minutes or so to find someone and pretend im god and tell them that i need to take a picture to show people i exist.
I give him a photo camera and tell him to wait. I check for the emptiest garbage dumpster and write on it: You wanted a sign #^& holes!
Then lift it above my head and tell him/ her to take the picture.

Years into the future ill be laughing my @$@ off when people will still be trying to figure out if its a sham or real. But i trust technology will find a way to find the imprint of cosmic energy on the dumpster.

Then the first hour i use to go to the train station and whisper into peoples ears "Cake is a lie, Cake is a lie, CAKE IS A LIE!!!"(it just sounds funny ) and then watch them as they run away in terror.

The next five minutes i use to find a romantic couple who are sitting on a bench just talking, i touch her booty and make her think it came from her partner and watch her slap him square in the face. I laugh like a maniac somewhere nearby to give the guy innocent status, then i run away.


3-4 minutes later im at mens warehouse and go in, steal a tux that fits me and watch the alarm of the store go off even though they cant see me or the tux(which turns invisible as i touch it). i go to a place where they sell pies and other cream filled delights and when someone orders a cream filled something i pop out from under the counter(which i have hidden in) and turn the tux visible. I say "Your pie sir." like Jieves and smash the pie/cream filled delight into his/her face(which i have also stolen).

A few weeks i will return to see if the news of a haunted pie house has raised publicity or lowered it. And i expect i will be greeted by the sight of ghost busters who are having some coffee in the place.

with still 22 hours left i undress and find a flagpole. I write on the tux: PIES FTW with paint that i have stolen from the local arts store and raise it up instead of the american flag.

After a few days il google it and see what comes up and read an article on wikipedia that is entitled "Aug. 17, 2009" and says "The events of Aug. 17, 2009 remain a mystery, at approximately <time> a picture was taken that captured a flying trash can, and only 2 hours later a tux was raised up on a flagpole..."

I go into the control booth of the train station and find a megaphone and yell out the following: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US!!!

and get out of there before the security guards can get to the control booth to see whose there.

If i see a sign like this



- minus the rofl i will stop for a second to write on it "How to Rofl"

next i go in and steal all the perfumes from a ladies shop and go into a gymnasium and spray everything with all the perfume.

Il stay for 3-6 minutes and watch as guy after guy walks in and scowls at the smell and leave.

I walk out and ambush the nearest squirel and put it into a womans purse and watch the effect.

With the rest of the paint i have left i go to the nearest bath room and write on the glass "Why so serious?"

id make my way to the airport, causing random mishchiefs on the way, like muttering to myself "Im a tool, im a tool, im a tool" and watch as people look around to see whose saying that, or stealing someones newspaper and stapling it to a nearby tree. I would also stop to steal graffiti material before making my way to the airport where planes were ready for departure. Id draw a sleigh and write: Santa Airlines.

With still 19 hours of invisibility left i went to make an icecream sculpture out of 12 flavors and icecream cones and let it melt.

After that i will go to the center of the park, where its like an outdoor computer cafee.

When someone is not with theyre eyes on their laptop il send them to a vulgar video thats gona make them want to do a german kid(like so)

I watch the effect laughing, i then order a coffee and watch the amazement on theire face when they see a cup of coffee empty itself.

I then wander the streets till i find a fight and watch as they beat each other up, i pull out a microphone and plug it to the nearest stereo caset and say "FINISH HIM!!!"
And laugh maniacally if he does it.

I cant think of much more now but i will edit this until i got all 24 hours nailed down with funny!
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DagothGares
DagothGares


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Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
posted August 16, 2009 04:48 PM

Go to the book store with some matches and light in front of all security cams the books of stephenie Meyer on fire (prerably have them floating as if the hand of god has descended and decided that this tripe is only fit for hellfire). Proceed going to each and every book store for the rest of the day. At night I'd probably spy on someone, but I'd rather not disclose too much on that.
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Geny
Geny


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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted August 16, 2009 07:26 PM

Post my picture on HC.
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Lexxan
Lexxan


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted August 16, 2009 10:02 PM

Sneak behind William, grab his nose and roar: GOTCHA!!!

and then watch him shriek in terror and run away of course.

(and then... I just repeat the process ^^)
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Mamgaeater
Mamgaeater


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Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
posted August 16, 2009 10:39 PM

i'd whisper to people when nobody is around.
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Kareeah_Indaga
Kareeah_Indaga


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Undefeatable Hero
posted August 17, 2009 12:37 AM

Go to the local high school, sneak into classrooms and write on the chalkboards during lectures.
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DagothGares
DagothGares


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Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
posted August 17, 2009 01:00 AM

also, lucky and rarensu, ever heard of the phrase: "Brevity is the soul of wit."?
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Rarensu
Rarensu


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Formerly known as RTI
posted August 17, 2009 01:43 AM
Edited by Rarensu at 01:51, 17 Aug 2009.

Also, DG, ever heard of the phrase, "Pf. Like, what-eveeerrrrr."


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