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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: What would you do?
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Rarensu
Rarensu


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Formerly known as RTI
posted August 25, 2009 07:46 AM

1. It is illegal to violate this rule.
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 25, 2009 01:02 PM

Proclaim Pandora the official Goddess of the Universe and make everyone bring her gifts in the form of boobins and tossquilas.

What? Did you expect anything else from me?
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Kareeah_Indaga
Kareeah_Indaga


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posted August 26, 2009 01:27 AM

"All the world's nations are hereby required to tithe 10% of their Gross National Product towards the creation and maintainence of an independent colony on the moon, and the theme park to be built therein."

Second rule would be to standardize all the world's currency so everyone's paying in the same money.
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Jiriki9
Jiriki9


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posted August 26, 2009 11:16 PM

Quote:
[You all know though I'd love to make all girls wearing mini skirts.]


ALL girls? are you crazy?!?

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Shyranis
Shyranis


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posted August 27, 2009 01:20 AM

Quote:
Quote:
[You all know though I'd love to make all girls wearing mini skirts.]


ALL girls? are you crazy?!?


That include Trannies? =p
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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted August 28, 2009 10:33 AM

I'd declare that cigarettes become illegal drugs.
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Mytical
Mytical


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Chaos seeking Harmony
posted August 29, 2009 07:01 AM
Edited by Mytical at 08:56, 29 Aug 2009.

MUCH better - bonus points will be given. It will be a suprise tho.


Mvass - To spell "Emperor" correctly. - White magic, black magic, or what? 5.  Whould have been 7, but somebody spelled me.  

Shyranis - To get people to try to Impress their new Empress - 6. Printing Press?  Wine Press?  How are they going to IM Press you? ((Couldn't resist, don't shoot me))

OmegaDestroyer - All stupid people will be rounded up, placed into a gigantic cannon, and fired into Mexico.  Life is like a box of chocolates... 5.

The Death - Ban Breathing. I am barely breathing ... (song reference) 5.5 (bonus cause it is funny!)

Warmonger - Ban Turning Left - I like your miniskirt idea better, so this only gets a 6.

Lexxan - Rule: I do what I want, when I want, without exception or comments.  Hmm can't comment so .. 6 .

Lucky_Dwarf - Today is candy day, All children will be redirected to wili wonkas factory to learn about candy, all workers may take the day off.  I want Candy... (yet another song reference). 7 (It's CANDY!!!)

Mamgaeater - I'd set the world straight Literally.  How about figuratively?  Hmm I SHOULD give a low score, but I just can't.  5.

Kipshasz - wow addicts would be declared mentally unstable, and to be treated as potentially dangerous.  POTENTIALLY????? 6.

Rarensu - It is illegal to violate this rule.  Rule 2, if in doubt check rule 1?  5.

Geny - Proclaim Pandora the official Goddess of the Universe and make everyone bring her gifts in the form of boobins and tossquilas.  7 (its Pandora, nobody DARE give Pandora a low score)

Kareeah_Indaga - "All the world's nations are hereby required to tithe 10% of their Gross National Product towards the creation and maintainence of an independent colony on the moon, and the theme park to be built therein.  Oooo..can I be the first on the rides?  7 (I REALLY LIKE THIS IDEA).

Trogdor - I'd declare that cigarettes become illegal drugs.  But then what will you tax?  5


Your friend gets you and them a double date with two great looking people.  However, you need to ditch them so you can have both to yourself.  How do you ditch your friend WITHOUT loosing the friend?  ((A real challenge here ))
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 29, 2009 01:21 PM

That's easy, I tell him the mods at HC are giving out free QPs right now. If he accuses me of lying later I'll just blame it on the mods (except Pan) who reversed their decision too soon.
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lucky_dwarf
lucky_dwarf


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posted August 29, 2009 09:23 PM

Depends, if im in a regular school i got nothing

If im in hogwarts, i just call Filtch on him, il tell him he smashed a vase, And promise him that if my friend gets detention i will help him in the war againts peeves
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shyranis
shyranis


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posted August 30, 2009 02:29 PM
Edited by shyranis at 14:29, 30 Aug 2009.

This is hypothetical, certainly nothing I'd do in real life. ^_^

If we were some sort of gross swinger type couple I'd probably offer my friend my Husband for the night =p


Edit: Oh, I forgot! *shoots*
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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted August 30, 2009 02:43 PM

If my friend brings two dates then I'll bring two dates. That way we both get two new girlfriends.
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kipshasz
kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted August 30, 2009 09:42 PM

Making him as drunk as a boot, and then... And then observe him making a fool of himself in front of the girls.
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Lexxan
Lexxan


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Unimpressed by your logic
posted August 30, 2009 10:50 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 22:51, 30 Aug 2009.

I give him another double date, this time with with Kookastar and Asheera.

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Mytical
Mytical


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Chaos seeking Harmony
posted August 31, 2009 08:41 AM
Edited by Mytical at 08:43, 31 Aug 2009.

Quote:
This is hypothetical, certainly nothing I'd do in real life. ^_^

If we were some sort of gross swinger type couple I'd probably offer my friend my Husband for the night =p


Edit: Oh, I forgot! *shoots*


Yeah they all are hypothetical .

Btw Tomorrow Night (every week) will be the official grade and new question day.  If I forget somebody shoot me an HCM and slap me with a fish
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 31, 2009 11:26 AM

HCM rifle?  Check.

Slapping Fish? Check.

I'm ready for tomorrow.

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Lexxan
Lexxan


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Unimpressed by your logic
posted August 31, 2009 11:43 AM

Rubber chicen - Check
Edna in Drag... <*shudders*> check...
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kipshasz
kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted August 31, 2009 02:50 PM

Could I use a baseball bat instead?
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Fauch
Fauch


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posted August 31, 2009 08:49 PM

without loosing him?
easy, I let him tied

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Mytical
Mytical


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Chaos seeking Harmony
posted September 01, 2009 12:04 PM
Edited by Mytical at 23:45, 01 Sep 2009.

Even with everybody prepped, they still let me forget.  *sighs* ok score time

Geny - Nobody would believe that.  You know that we charge $100 dollars for each qp...I mean oh yeah they would totally buy it.  6.

Lucky_Dwarf - Harry Potter?  We don't need no stinking harry potter.  3

Shyranis - I must behave..must behave....7

Trogdor - But wouldn't 4 to yourself be even better?! 3

Kipshaz - Epic..I love it.  6 points

Lex - wait..youd give away a date with Kook + Asheera?  Or you'd give him the other two and you would take the date with Kook + Asheera alone.  Either might be a bad move...so bad in fact that it scores a 5.5.

Fauch - Commit a felony AND chance losing a friend?  Got guts.  3 (would have been higher if the object was to lose the friend )

Your least favorite relative is coming to town, and expects you to put them up for the night.  What do you do?!
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lucky_dwarf
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posted September 01, 2009 02:43 PM

give them the cold shoulder each time they get near me IF its a superior.

IF they are my age-group then i invite them to play homm5 and then beat the **** out of them

IF they are smaller than me i give them a finger trap and let them figure out how to get out.
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