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Cepheus
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posted August 26, 2009 08:03 PM

Lol, even after I spoil the fun it seems that some people have yet to clear out their earwax.
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Doomforge
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posted August 26, 2009 08:30 PM

I know it's a joke thread. But I'm still curious about mvass' weight

Because, you know, "every American is obese". Or whatever the stereotype says.
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TheDeath
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posted August 26, 2009 08:33 PM

What's the BMI for overweight & obesse?
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Lexxan
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posted August 26, 2009 10:00 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 22:04, 26 Aug 2009.

I thought is was 21. Just a sec.

EDIT: Looked it up:

Quote:
• Onder de 18,5: ondergewicht.
• Tussen de 18,5 en de 24,9: normaal gewicht.
• Tussen de 25 en de 29,9: overgewicht. Je loopt niet echt een risico, maar je mag niet dikker worden.
• Tussen de 30 en de 39,9: Zwaarlijvigheid (obesitas). Verhoogde kans op allerlei aandoeningen zoals diabetes, hartaandoeningen en rugklachten. Je zou 5 tot 10 kg moeten vermageren.
• Boven de 40: ernstige zwaarlijvigheid. Je moet dringend vermageren want je gezondheid is in gevaar



Roughly translated this means:

Below 18.5: Underweight
18.5-24.9: Normal Weight
25-29.9: Overweight, without many risks. You may not get any fatter though (iow: Diet Becons!! )
30-39.9: Obesitas - and then comes a list of all possible things you risk (including... DIEBEETUS!!!)
40+: Severly Obese: If you don't lose weight now, you die. Plain and simple.
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DagothGares
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posted August 26, 2009 10:03 PM
Edited by DagothGares at 22:06, 26 Aug 2009.

I thought between 15and 25 you're okay...

EDIT: oh, boy, was I wrong!
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Lexxan
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posted August 26, 2009 10:04 PM

Look at my edited post
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DagothGares
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posted August 26, 2009 10:07 PM

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40+: Severly Obese: If you don't lose weight now, you die. Plain and simple.

Litteral translation: your health is in danger.

i don't know where he got the "you die!" from.
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Lexxan
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posted August 26, 2009 10:10 PM

Most people with that BMI die. Sad, but they do.

Such is life, and it sucks. (unfortunately not like a liposuction)
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Ednaguy
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posted August 26, 2009 10:58 PM

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Give us your height and weight, mvass

Pretty please with a cherry on top?
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Elvin
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posted August 26, 2009 11:07 PM

For some reason I always pictured him thin.
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Geny
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posted August 26, 2009 11:22 PM

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MostAll people with that BMI die. Sad, but they do.

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Lexxan
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posted August 26, 2009 11:25 PM

Okay then, die prematurely, nit-picker
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TheDeath
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posted August 27, 2009 12:34 AM

The formula is  weight(kg)/height(m)^2  ??  (^2 means squared)

If so, I'm at the limit at 25 and a bit
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veco
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posted August 27, 2009 12:40 AM
Edited by veco at 00:44, 27 Aug 2009.

25? Whoa, slow down there, chubs
I'm 19 now, gained some weight since high school (18,5)
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DagothGares
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posted August 27, 2009 12:41 AM

slightly over twenty...
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TheDeath
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posted August 27, 2009 12:42 AM

Why slow down? 19 isn't normal either, it's very close to being skinny/underweight.
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DagothGares
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posted August 27, 2009 12:47 AM

I'm the tall and skinny stereotype, so yeah, 19 is like really light... frighteningly so...
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veco
veco


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posted August 27, 2009 12:51 AM

Nah, I'm kidding, today ~24 is about well built

oh and you wouldn't believe the amounts I eat
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antipaladin
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posted August 27, 2009 02:08 AM

your not talking about kilo's...
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TheDeath
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posted August 27, 2009 02:12 AM

Quote:
your not talking about kilo's...
No doh we're talking about BMI, it's kilos divided by your height squared (in meters).
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