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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: strangest porn?
Thread: strangest porn? This thread is 4 pages long: 1 2 3 4 · «PREV / NEXT»
Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted September 11, 2009 09:15 PM

Quote:
I know...like scientifically that the more silent a man is the more pervert he is...so i have to say that i dont buy that "praying on ur knees" image Geny.

If you'll read my post carefully, you'll see that I never said anything about myself.
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kipshasz
kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted September 11, 2009 09:27 PM

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Does anybody else here has the feeling that some of the guys here have waaaaay too much knowledge about disgusting, horrifying, unspeakable porn?

I got it. But hey, that's what you get for having too much free time.
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Keksimaton
Keksimaton


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Talk to the hand
posted September 11, 2009 09:59 PM
Edited by Keksimaton at 22:05, 11 Sep 2009.

Quote:
3) NO pornography, illegal software, warez, hacks, cracks, keygens or related discussion.


Is it just me or does this part of the CoC prohibit discussion on pornography?
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bixie
bixie


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my common sense is tingling!
posted September 11, 2009 10:04 PM

I've found blueberry porn (mainly erotica, but there is also some artistry as well)

all seems fairly innoncent...

and then the girl explodes in a shower of juice and organs.
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Doomforge
Doomforge


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posted September 11, 2009 10:13 PM
Edited by Doomforge at 22:14, 11 Sep 2009.

Guess you're right, Keksi.

Porn is a no-no on HC. Guess we have to stop the discussion.

Unless we rename the thread to "paraphilias" and discuss those.
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bixie
bixie


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my common sense is tingling!
posted September 11, 2009 10:17 PM

oh well, it was fun whilst it lasted.
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Doomforge
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posted September 11, 2009 10:18 PM

Or we can move to VW.
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Adrius
Adrius


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Stand and fight!
posted September 11, 2009 10:19 PM

At least we know it isn't exactly a touchy subject among HCers.
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mvassilev
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posted September 11, 2009 10:20 PM

I think that rule only applies to posting porn (or links to it), not discussions about it.
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Doomforge
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posted September 11, 2009 10:21 PM

HCers are mostly mature, reasonable and intelligent people. There are notorious exceptions (you know who), but it works well anyway.
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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


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Nerf Herder
posted September 11, 2009 10:24 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 22:24, 11 Sep 2009.

I guess I'll close the tab for the live eel dildo... and here I had it resized and everything...

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pei
pei


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Fresh Air.
posted September 11, 2009 10:36 PM

Can someone please move this to VW and keep it alive? Pleeeeeease…  its just for fun. Besides whem men talk about porn nobody gets offended…its not like those religous posts man, here its safe

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Doomforge
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posted September 11, 2009 10:38 PM

There are women around here too
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DagothGares
DagothGares


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No gods or kings
posted September 11, 2009 10:42 PM

Oh, come on, the masturbation even got a QP IIRC

This can stay as long as it damn well likes.


The attraction towards statues is both creepy and eerily clean...
Yes, this fetish exists...
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Adrius
Adrius


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Stand and fight!
posted September 11, 2009 10:53 PM

The local library has a wooden statue of a naked pregnant woman, it's pretty well made.

Well anyway, one time when I went to check if they had updated the manga section I spot this kid, maybe 8-9 years old, who is sucking the statue's tits.

I was like... well, WTF.

He was so concentrated on the task that he didn't even see me, I just walked right past him and pretended I never saw it.

Now that I think about it they've removed the statue... maybe for obvious reasons.
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pei
pei


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Fresh Air.
posted September 11, 2009 11:24 PM

Ohhh naughty naughty blonde... i wonder if u would smile like that if u choke on...
what? that´s too much?
ok, sorry, just expressing myself.
Man nowadays u just cant get a brake..everything is out of place..
what? just try turning ur Tv at 3pm and u will see plenty of graphic "education".
yes...this is on educational purposes...
is that right?allrighty then i give a S N O W about u and ur codes
no, SNOW you!

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Lexxan
Lexxan


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Unimpressed by your logic
posted September 11, 2009 11:29 PM

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Hope that tongue gets stuck on that statue's @$$! ^O^
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pei
pei


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Fresh Air.
posted September 11, 2009 11:32 PM

IF that one is Hayden then the statue must surely be made out of chocolate @_@

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Celfious
Celfious


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Legendary Hero
From earth
posted September 12, 2009 01:05 AM
Edited by Celfious at 01:11, 12 Sep 2009.

Amomaxia


here is the poster guy because he finds it so natural he tells the world http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html
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Fauch
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posted September 12, 2009 01:11 AM
Edited by Fauch at 01:15, 12 Sep 2009.

that girl licking a statue has an awesome expression

Here are some pictures which struck me :
(warning, you may get shocked)

link
link

there are hotter pictures, but I'm not sure I can post them here. they might be shocking for guys like him : influenceurs.net/images/lasemainedubeauf-150x234.gif

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