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Heroes Community > Other Side of the Monitor > Thread: Miss of the world - wtf?
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Doomforge
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posted November 23, 2009 08:37 PM

Miss of the world - wtf?

OK this time they really overdid it... we got used to average girls pumped with silicon and photoshoped to oblivion made miss of XXX, but this time... ummm...



WTF?

1. Breast implants - what is the point of picking an enhanced "miss of the world" ? even a damn ugly person can become pretty with lots of cash.
2. Ugly scars at underarms, leftovers of a breast enlargement - how is this considered pretty?
3. Disgusting underarm hair, doesn't she know how to shave?
4. She looks old - guess her age. 30? nope. 25? nah. 22? still too much. She's younger than me - she's 20! And she looks like in her mid thirties already.
5. Her face is absolutely nothing special. I know tastes differ, but come on - there are lots of much more stunning girls - not only they are NATURAL, but also have, for instance, big beautiful radiant eyes paired with incredible dark eyelashes making men droll all around them. And this... is just a random "pretty" face. Well, I wouldn't give a damn myself.

Tbh I find my 15yo ex much more beautiful in ALL departments then her. @_@

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Darkshadow
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posted November 23, 2009 08:42 PM

I bet a green martian is more beautiful then she is.

cmon, that's a total fake
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Geny
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posted November 23, 2009 08:43 PM

Seriously... I mean, how many of you would even notice her on the street in regular clothing?
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Adrius
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posted November 23, 2009 08:47 PM

Every girl in the background looks more beautiful imo.

The scars... and hair... argh.
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Keksimaton
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posted November 23, 2009 08:49 PM
Edited by Keksimaton at 20:50, 23 Nov 2009.

What if there is more to her than meets the eye? Ever though of that, my fellow misogynists? What if she can turn into a freaking truck or like an eagle or something? That's awesome! She'd win any competition with that!
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted November 23, 2009 08:49 PM

Quote:
Every girl in the background looks more beautiful imo.

And that's even with all of them being out of focus.
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Doomforge
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posted November 23, 2009 09:07 PM

her hair looks pretty bad too, yeah. Looks like it gets greasy fast. I though the ideal hair was silk-like...

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Adrius
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posted November 23, 2009 09:08 PM

Of course, these competitions aren't all about looks, they're about personality too.

So what did she do? Cure cancer?
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DagothGares
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posted November 23, 2009 09:10 PM

She's pretty enough.

A true lover of women would not be bothered by this, jerks
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Doomforge
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posted November 23, 2009 09:10 PM

She did nothing. Oh wait, she studies Biology. Just for that, she should get the last place. Studying biology sucks hairy donkey balls.

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Adrius
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posted November 23, 2009 09:14 PM

@Dagoth: I don't know her so I'll judge her by her looks.

If I did know her things might've been different, I know many girls who I've thought was kinda average at first but once I got to know them they suddenly looked a lot better.

But as I said... I don't know this girl.
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wog_edn
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posted November 23, 2009 09:16 PM

Either she was unlucky with that picture or they need new judges ... or new voters.
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JollyJoker
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posted November 23, 2009 10:03 PM

Which Miss World is that? Isn't she elected next month?

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Azagal
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posted November 23, 2009 10:14 PM

Well in her defense it's a very unfortunate picture... I bet you that if taken from a different angle, diffrent light, blabla you'd all die for a date with her.
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Doomforge
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posted November 23, 2009 10:16 PM

a real beauty doesn't need a good angle.

Besides those are the best photos professionals could make her.

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Azagal
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posted November 23, 2009 10:20 PM
Edited by Azagal at 22:21, 23 Nov 2009.

No they're not Doom (atleast not THAT one)... look at it. One eye bigger than the other, scares exposed, hair a bit fuzy that is not the best you can make her look. And no matter how beautiful you are the right picture can make you look bad. Everything in life needs the right angle (nobody quote that out of context...).
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pei
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posted November 23, 2009 10:29 PM

I have to say only two words to state what i think about this selection:"sexual favours".

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Doomforge
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posted November 23, 2009 10:39 PM

Quote:
No they're not Doom (atleast not THAT one)... look at it. One eye bigger than the other, scares exposed, hair a bit fuzy that is not the best you can make her look. And no matter how beautiful you are the right picture can make you look bad. Everything in life needs the right angle (nobody quote that out of context...).


True but, should "miss of the world" have scarred furred armpits and false tits? seriously, it's a sad mockery of true feminine beauty.

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JollyJoker
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posted November 23, 2009 10:43 PM

Helllo? Doom, which Miss World you are talking about?

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bixie
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posted November 23, 2009 10:50 PM

I really couldn't care less, none of the miss worlds are real women anyway, just plastic creatures that crave money and probably give rather stupid opinions and lame nights alone.
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