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Doomforge
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posted November 23, 2009 10:52 PM
Edited by Doomforge at 22:53, 23 Nov 2009.

oh, sorry JJ. It's the third biggest beauty contest in the world. There's an Earth Miss, Air Miss, Fire Miss... can't recall the name though.

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posted November 23, 2009 11:04 PM

Err, well

http://lifestyle.excite.de/bilder/6843/Miss-Earth-2009-Larissa-Ramos/0/larissa91

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posted November 23, 2009 11:07 PM

I still don't like her face, and the photo is PHOTOSHOPPED BEYOND OBLIVION <screen melts>

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posted November 23, 2009 11:09 PM
Edited by Azagal at 23:10, 23 Nov 2009.

OH YEAH!! She's from Brazil! Ha but of course she is we have the best women in the world.

Oh and at first I wondered whether her boobs were really fake or whether it's just a push up. Or simply gravity defying. Obviously Newton never got to see a nice firm pair of apples because if he had I doubt he'd come up with gravity.
But I guess they must be fake considering how much sugery there is in Brazil
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posted November 23, 2009 11:11 PM

They are 100% fake. See the scar? it's a by-product of breast enlargement. One of the methods is like that: you push the implant through the armpit.

And yeah Brazilian women are awesome, they have the best butts in the galaxy Big&round is good.

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posted November 23, 2009 11:20 PM

Quote:
One of the methods is like that: you push the implant through the armpit.

You have got to be freakin kidding me WHAT?!?! Holy shiat how is that even possible? There's no connection. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW eweweweweweweweweweweweweweweweweweewew EW!! That's so sick oO.

I thought she had her sweat-things removed or something. Oh god this is bizzare what kind of freak quack thought "Oh we have some 32 G cup silicone balls here... what should we do? That's right squeeze them through her armpits ONTO HER CHEST!"

Dude you just traumatized me. Aww... gross.
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posted November 23, 2009 11:23 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 23:23, 23 Nov 2009.

I guess I shouldn't enlighten you about certain other not-so-rare procedures then.
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posted November 23, 2009 11:23 PM

Never learn about fake stuff that you WANT to be real!
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posted November 23, 2009 11:24 PM

You have my blessing to enlighten Azzie, BB

meanwhile, goodnight, guys. Pretty late here.

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posted November 23, 2009 11:27 PM

It's all about the proper attitude. Look at them as battle scars that she nobly earned when she enlarged her boobs for you. Whenever a fine young lady has her butt fat sucked out, it's not unheard of for the doctor to use a little bit of the extracted material to buff the lips up. If you break it down, it's all the same stuff really.
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posted November 23, 2009 11:31 PM
Edited by Azagal at 23:32, 23 Nov 2009.

I doubt there is anything more twisted than arm pits lol. Seriously it has to be somewhere close and there's nothi... OMG THE BELLYBUTTON?!?!NOT THE BELLY BUTTON!! It can't be true!! NOOOO!!

You guys are beasts... I will never be able to look at a womens arm pits and belly button again (well let's say for today... never may be slightly exaggerated). Awwww dude... wtf don't tell me whether I'm right... daYM surgeons are beasts.
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posted November 24, 2009 10:33 AM
Edited by Doomforge at 10:34, 24 Nov 2009.

Something you should be familiar with: Leg elongation. Popular in Asian countries because Asian women are generally smaller and with shorter legs than Caucasian women, which is sometimes a source of inferiority complex.

The process is absolutely horrible - the bone is torn apart by a heavy cage-like extender worn on the leg (connected with lots of wires to the bone - ofc through skin) many months, after that you have to learn to walk anew. You can gain up to 20 cm of leg length that way. Originally invented to help people with one leg much shorter than the other, but... actually there are people who want to go through this because they think they are not beautiful enough.

The very look of the wired leg is a sight that you don't want to experience

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posted November 24, 2009 10:58 AM

Why do you even know this useless information, Doomforge? lol
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posted November 24, 2009 11:19 AM
Edited by Doomforge at 11:19, 24 Nov 2009.

I know lots of useless stuff

everything they taught me in college, for example.

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posted November 24, 2009 12:26 PM

I really find nothing you or BB said even remotely as horrible as Breast enlargement via armpits. Omg....
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posted November 24, 2009 01:18 PM

Lol, you get grossed out really easily. How is that even bad? lol
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posted November 24, 2009 01:39 PM
Edited by Azagal at 13:41, 24 Nov 2009.

I just have the bad habbit of pictureing most things people say. And pushing silicone balls through armpits is just...just wrong man oO. Not to mention the belly button if that is even possible.

How can you say how is that even bad? It's a fake boob going through your armpits. Something like that defies the morale background of god and bad. It's just wrong. Then again if she has nice breasts in the end I guess all can be forgiven...
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posted November 24, 2009 01:54 PM

Great going guys! Demeaning women, rambling on about "natural beauty" and bashing people who have gone trhough plastic surgery.

What do you think drives these people to go through these grotesque sounding operations in the first place? What's with rising up such a noise about who won what beauty pageant? It's like some people of a foreign culture formed a board to judge wich is better: A banana, a mango, an apple or an orange and then you come along to complain about how they ended up with banana when you think the organic mango was better.
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posted November 24, 2009 02:00 PM

If you think plastic means beauty and should win a beauty contest, no prob.

But we don't.

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posted November 24, 2009 02:27 PM
Edited by Keksimaton at 14:28, 24 Nov 2009.

You're right! I think I love plastic surgery so much that I'm gonna go and marry it!

You miss the point.

The scenario here is the following: You want big titties, a slim waist and a round butt. The women are pressured to deliver. Some resort to plastic surgery to fill the demand, but then you start calling them pieces of plastic and denying their authenticity as human people.

Where lies the root of the problem? The women are merely the victim of this scenario and the surgery is there to help them or exploit them, depending on wich way to want to look at it. The root of the problem is those who demand the shapes and those who choose to demean those who resort to plastic surgery.

You don't necessarily have to like the scars and the procedures, but the people deserve just as much respect as any other would. There is more beauty to be found in people than that wich is revealed to you from a (bad) picture.
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