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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted October 29, 2010 01:14 AM |
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oh. now i feel like a noob.
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted October 29, 2010 01:16 AM |
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You should.
Who doesn't know the difference between cartoons and comics?
>_>
<_<
*raises hand*
*feels stupid*
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted October 30, 2010 12:09 AM |
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Half life :
-zombies aren't undead, they are bodies controlled by an alien parasite
-when at the beach, don't walk on sand
-never trust military guys
-playing with unknown matters may cause the end of the world
-security guards do all you ask them. guaranted, go try!
-helicopter is the most common mean of transportation
-don't go to ravenholm
-dog can crush robots
super mario :
-eating a mushroom makes you twice as big
-eat a flower and you can throw fireballs
-eat a leaf and you become a raccoon (not advised  )
-never touch a turtle!! danger of death!
-I swear you can jump above a house
-the princess is always in the last castle. you can thank me, I saved you a lot of your time.
James bond :
-baddies don't expect you to talk
-their girlfriends neither, but for another reason
-no matter how prudent you are, your car will always end in several pieces
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted October 30, 2010 12:32 AM |
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TES IV: Oblivion
-Touch it and you must pay for it, preferably with your blood.
-Cheese + Cheese = Awesome Energy Drink
-No matter how sharp you think your axe is, it's still a blunt weapon.
-Learn invisibility spell; THE WORLD IS YOURS.
-Money makes anyone talk.
-Raw meat heals any wound.
-Mandrake is probably the cure for cancer.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted October 30, 2010 04:41 PM |
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Red Alert 2 & Yuri's Revenge
- Being in a house or in a helicopter/plane makes you immune to mind control.
- Yuri is Lenin. Or is it the other way around?
- Hot blondes are the best special agents ever.
- Tesla coils are fun.
- Blimps+bombs= All your bases are belong to us.
- Tanks with two cannons pwn all.
- Gold is everywhere, even in a simple parking lot.
- Oil derricks are pretty common in the major cities.
- Russians hate the Statue of Liberty.
- Grinding people in a giant grinder earns you cash.
- You can overtake a building from the enemy with only an engineer.
- Insane people make excellent demo-experts.
- Suicidal maniacs driving a truck with a nuke are a part of your regular army.
- Russian cosmonauts are awesome.
- Flag of the USA is great for polishing your boots(Best use for it IMO).
- Gattling guns are OWERPOWERED.
- Your female intelligence officer has a crush on you.
Stronghold & Crusader
- Forget siege equipment. Walls will fall down in a matter of minutes when your army smashes it with their weapons.
- Beer and huge rations take people's mind away from sky high taxes.
- When the lord dies, his castle collapses on it's own, instantly.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted January 12, 2011 02:56 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 14:57, 12 Jan 2011.
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HOMM 5
- Rakshasas are the ultimate proof that males are an upgrade over females.
- Some units work better when they're high ie high druids.
- Being a peasant pays off. For all the taxes they pay they can afford to eat a lot more than the higher class paladins.
- Wraiths like touching the living  Especially sprites, damn biophiliacs.
- High heels boost initiative.
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memonster
Adventuring Hero
once seen cannot be unseed
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posted January 12, 2011 07:53 PM |
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Ninja blade
-having a bloody eye makes time flow slower.
-you can easly stop a plane using only your hands.
-glass swords can fire electricity.
-blood is the perfect material for blades.
-it may also summon a vast number of blades that hurl themselves at you.
-creating a lightning globe can be acomplished by the right positioning of your hands.
-you always have the right amount of rope hidden in your grapling hook.
-A ninja should always have with him a regular katana, two smaller blades on whips, a large chunk of iron (called a stonerender sword) and a discobolus with ninjutsu in them.
Assassins Creed
-Assassins blend in with the crowd using white clothes and courtisans.
-Broad daylight is the perfect time for preforming an assassination.
-consistently wearing the same outfit for many years won't make you recognizeable.
-Preforming an Air Assasination will prevent you from breaking your bones regardless of the height from which you jumped.
-when you are preforming a counter kill, no one will even think to stop you and will just admire your work
-an assassin can easly kill hundreds of people in a row without ever getting tired
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Me, myself... rather than I and then... myself and then me... Me... ME ...MEEEAAAAAAAH
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watcher83
Supreme Hero
Child of Malassa
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posted January 12, 2011 09:05 PM |
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HON
When playing the nh hero you can hunt the enemies with ease inside their fountain using the smoke bomb.
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 13, 2011 12:56 AM |
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Edited by Fauch at 00:56, 13 Jan 2011.
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Timesplitters Future Perfect :
-Robots bleed
-Scientists can be electrocuted, shrunk and then inflated and still survive. but they don't stand fire.
-monkeys evolve into cyber monkeys
-Undeads play a role. when they think they are alone, they run and dance.
-Time paradoxes are a convenient thing
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Warlord
Famous Hero
Lord of Image Spam
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posted January 13, 2011 03:23 AM |
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Great ones, Elvin!
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