|
| Thread: My eyes have been OPENED! | |
|
DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
|
posted February 22, 2010 08:34 PM |
|
|
My eyes have been OPENED!
After some intense soul searching (mostly taking a can of ice-tea, opening it, sipping from it and staring intently at the face of Arthur Schoppenhauer which I have right above my door post, next to my bust of Pallas), I have changed my ways. I was wrong, man! WROANG! I've seen the error in my ways, my own downright wretchedness. It was wrongness, man, but no longer!
I have cast away the shackles of oppression and I owe it all to veco!
Quote:
Rather than kicking around the bucket with their eyes pinned to the ground they should ask straight away and either get a slap to the face or a date. 2 minutes tops. Find me a better deal than that!
From now on this shall be my new mandate, NAY, my doctrine, my teachings! I follow the teachings of veco. I am reborn a vecoite.
From now on, when I like a girl, I'll waste no time worrying or thinking about rejection! It won't hurt so much after all when I just met her.
But WHERE to go?
If only I had something to WEAR, you know?
____________
If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
|
|
JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
|
|
posted February 22, 2010 08:38 PM |
|
|
Put on the joker suit and go to central park.
____________
DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
|
|
Doomforge
Admirable
Undefeatable Hero
Retired Hero
|
|
posted February 22, 2010 08:39 PM |
|
|
Go naked.
____________
We reached to the stars and everything is now ours
|
|
DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
|
|
posted February 22, 2010 08:40 PM |
|
|
Quote:
Put on the joker suit and go to central park.
Already did that... twice in fact and it's not very romantic to have more lipstick on than your date when you're the dude 
EDIT: GUYS, you're missing the point entirely!
____________
If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
|
|
Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
|
|
posted February 22, 2010 08:41 PM |
|
|
|
veco
Legendary Hero
who am I?
|
|
posted February 22, 2010 08:41 PM |
|
|
I bestow my blessings upon thee.
Now make me proud!
____________
none of my business.
|
|
DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
|
|
posted February 22, 2010 08:43 PM |
|
|
Yes, ma'am!
I will go out and explore and learn and SEE with these new eyes I have been given!
Praise the Lady!
____________
If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
|
|
Cepheus
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Far-flung Keeper
|
|
posted February 22, 2010 08:44 PM |
|
|
Can I borrow those shackles if you're done with them?
____________
"Those who forget their history are inevitably doomed to repeat it." —Proverb, Might and Magic VIII
|
|
DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
|
|
posted February 22, 2010 08:46 PM |
|
|
Have fun with these!
____________
If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
|
|
ohforfsake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
|
|
posted February 22, 2010 09:19 PM |
|
|
Quote:
Go to veco and don't wear a thing.
Quote:
I bestow my blessings upon thee.
Now make me proud!
Talk about excellent timing
____________
Living time backwards
|
|
Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
|
posted February 22, 2010 09:49 PM |
|
|
Does this mean you don't have time to conquer the world on friday?
____________
|
|
phoenixreborn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
|
|
posted February 22, 2010 09:58 PM |
|
|
You can just dazzle them with your wits. Try for girls with glasses.
____________
Bask in the light of my glorious shining unicorn.
|
|
Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
|
|
posted February 22, 2010 10:02 PM |
|
|
leave now, and never come back!!!!
but do send postcards.
____________
Why can't you save anybody?
|
|
DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
|
|
posted February 22, 2010 11:44 PM |
|
|
Quote:
Does this mean you don't have time to conquer the world on friday?
No, man, sorry!
We'll have to reschedule!
Aww, shucks and I was so looking forward to it.
I'll dazzle them with my stellar intellect. I'll be talking about romanticism and aesthetic surrealism until they maul me like a tiger!
____________
If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
|
|
phoenixreborn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
|
|
posted February 24, 2010 02:12 PM |
|
|
That's the spirit Dagoth. Didn't you see Un baiser S'il Vous Plait?
____________
Bask in the light of my glorious shining unicorn.
|
|
Akilla
Tavern Dweller
|
|
posted February 26, 2010 07:45 AM |
|
|
|
Oh My, finally that happend)))
|
|
Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
|
|
posted February 26, 2010 10:25 AM |
|
|
See, Dagoth? All you had to do was change your view of the world and women started coming to you themselves.
____________
DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
|
|
DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
|
|
posted May 26, 2010 01:20 AM |
|
|
extremely late reaction
Quote:
See, Dagoth? All you had to do was change your view of the world and women started coming to you themselves.
Pillar theory; mvass was right all along.
____________
If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
|
|
mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
|
|
posted May 26, 2010 01:47 AM |
|
|
|
Shares
Supreme Hero
I am. Thusly I am.
|
|
posted May 26, 2010 01:54 AM |
|
|
Quote:
From now on this shall be my new mandate, NAY, my doctrine, my teachings! I follow the teachings of veco. I am reborn a vecoite.
From now on, when I like a girl, I'll waste no time worrying or thinking about rejection! It won't hurt so much after all when I just met her.
So you have a new man date, eh?
I would guess that two minute dates are great, as long as the other part feels the same. Most people wouldn't start a serious relationship based on a two minutes expression. As well as as soon you start a relatioship you'll have to spend more than two minutes with the other one, so it doesn't really work out in my eyes.
But if you just wanna get laid or make out or something I guess it could work!
I suggest wearing a puppy(with big eyes, and only half an ear standing!). Works like a magnet!
|
|
|
|
but
