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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The Bad Advice Thread
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Mytical
Mytical


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
posted August 15, 2010 11:21 AM

Seal up your house..with you inside mind, and then pump in toxic fumes.  I mean, your a lot bigger then them right?  They should pass first..then you can clean them up..and still have time to make it out of the house.
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lucky_dwarf
lucky_dwarf


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Supreme Hero
Visiting
posted August 16, 2010 02:37 PM

Make the next Homm 4, just put a 6 instead.
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Adrius
Adrius


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
posted August 24, 2010 08:41 PM

The entire world hates my beard. I need advice on how to make the world leave me and my beard alone
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Geny
Geny


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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted August 24, 2010 08:48 PM

Kill them all, so there will be no one to hate your beard anymore.
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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted August 24, 2010 09:00 PM

Make an X-Men movie about the first class of X-Men and omit the first two X-men.  
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 24, 2010 09:12 PM

Are you referring to Wolverine Origins?
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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted August 24, 2010 09:30 PM

Nope.  The next X-Men: First Class movie that will not include Cyclops, Gene Grey, or Iceman.  I don't know what it is about Hollywood, but they really hate having Cyclops in X-Men movies even though he is the X-Man.
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Elvin
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Endless Revival
posted August 24, 2010 09:32 PM

Huh. That makes no sense.
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 24, 2010 09:34 PM

This makes me so glad that I stopped watching X-Men movies after the third one.
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OmegaDestroyer
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Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted August 24, 2010 09:40 PM

The third one was absolute garbage.  Wolverine Origins was even worse.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 24, 2010 09:43 PM

Quote:
The third one was absolute garbage.

I know, that's why I stopped watching after it... that and I heard very disturbing rumors about Wolverine Origins and didn't want to actually see them.
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bixie
bixie


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my common sense is tingling!
posted August 25, 2010 12:03 AM

bad piece of advice...

put your d**k in it.
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beyond
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posted September 19, 2010 06:13 PM

My balls are itchy very often. How?
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Keksimaton
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Talk to the hand
posted September 19, 2010 06:47 PM
Edited by Keksimaton at 18:52, 19 Sep 2010.

It may very well be due to the fact your nerval system seems to extend beyond your body into surrounding objects, such as the very balls that you find itchy.

I'd suggest visiting a doctor about that and perhaps donating your body to medical research.
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