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DIORJ
Tavern Dweller
Wisdom shine your light on me
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posted February 01, 2002 05:38 AM |
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SPAM
Mr. Bun: Morning.
Waitress: Morning.
Mr. Bun: Well, what you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; (Vikings start singing in background) spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam.
Waitress: (cont) or lobster thermador ecrovets with a bournaise sause, served in the purple salm Mr. Bunor with chalots and overshies, garnished with truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and spam.
Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it.
Mrs. Bun: I don't want any spam!
Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?
Mrs. Bun: That's got spam in it.
Mr. Bun: It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and spam has it?
Mrs. Bun: (over Vikings starting again) Could you do me egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Ech!
Mrs. Bun: What do you mean ech! I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam....etc
Waitress: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Bloody vikings. You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Mrs. Bun: I don't like spam!
Mr. Bun: Shh dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. (starts Vikings off again)
Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc
Waitress: Shut up! Baked beans are off.
Mr. Bun: Well, can I have her spam instead of the baked beans?
Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam?
Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc...spam, spam, spam! (in harmony)
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DIORJ
Tavern Dweller
Wisdom shine your light on me
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posted February 01, 2002 09:48 PM |
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ERR.... It was just a joke. All this talk about spam made me think of the Monty Python skit. I may be alone here, but I think its funny.
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The_Prophet
Adventuring Hero
Protector of Virgin Goats
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posted February 03, 2002 08:02 AM |
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This message and the preceding messages are most definitely not spam.
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An army of foes die the same as a single enemy, it's just more fun killing them.
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hurragutten
Adventuring Hero
Yep!
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posted May 13, 2002 11:32 AM |
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Funny
I believe it's very funny, but it's better when you watch it on TV
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Gem
Known Hero
Sorceress/Druid
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posted May 13, 2002 11:36 AM |
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My sentiments exactly.
You can't possibly eat spam, can you? I can't.
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Live in peace, don't rest in it.
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DonGio
Promising
Famous Hero
of Clear Water Mountain Clan
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posted May 13, 2002 12:13 PM |
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I just love Monty Python. I laughed out loud just while reading your transcription of their sketch. That's so unbelievably funny. And how about the one where the restaurant customer gets a dirty knife, and the entire staff gets laid off or commits harakiri on their table?
Or what is, in my opinion, the funniest sketch ever:
The dead indian sketch. I remember thinking I'd die laughing when watching it for the first time.
So then, what's ya'll's favourite sketch (Monty Python or otherwise (another thing that cracks me up is Will Sasso's strikingly resembling impersonation of Steven Seagal ))?
And Gem: Spam is food.
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There are 10 types of people: Those who read binary, and those who don't.
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted May 13, 2002 03:37 PM |
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Monty Python's Flying Circus... my Top Three
3. Cycling Tour
2. Dead Parrot
1. (Best of all Time) The Larch
Monty Python Films:
Virtually all of Holy Grail and Life of Brian are spectacular too
Trigger Happy TV:-
3. Twazzer Cheese
2. Violent Squirrels
1. Traffic Warden
Smack The Pony:-
3. Internet Dating Service
2. Nurses
1. Come Aboard My Love Train
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arachnid
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted May 13, 2002 04:00 PM |
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python rules esp the meaning of life
trigger happy tv is great!
some of my favourite sketches are
the movie ones (esp the one with the giant snake!)
i also love the one when hes a fisherman talking to the old women thats probably my favourite. When hes talking about how hes now afraid of the sea as it took his wife AND his dog and they believe every word!
I never understood how the dogs killing each other gets so little reaction from everyone you would think people would stop them once or twice.
Smack the ponys great too, i love the dating agent ones the best. Special mentions got to go to the swimming pool changing room sketch!
I do now like Jackass a bit better now as its not so edited and controlled. These morons do anything!
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Xenophanes
Promising
Famous Hero
Chief Consul to Queen Mutare
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posted May 13, 2002 04:13 PM |
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Aah, Monty Python...
A tiger! In Africa?!
One of my favorite quotes. I must say, though, that their mastepiece is The Search for the Holy Grail.
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matthy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted May 13, 2002 04:18 PM |
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Right...my top three:
1.Hide and Seek olypmics
2.The one with the crazy clown and a table and 50 plates and a chicken
3.All of the rest share this place.
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hurragutten
Adventuring Hero
Yep!
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posted May 14, 2002 09:09 AM |
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Python
THey have so many great scethes that I really don't know wich ones to choose.
One of my favourites is the one were a man is planning to build a bridge between the two Killimanjaros.
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