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LizardWarrior
Honorable
Legendary Hero
the reckoning is at hand
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posted January 21, 2011 09:11 PM |
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Heroes Parody
So let's see the towns:Haven,Academy,Sylvan,Necropolis , Dungeon...NO,today I'm NOT drunk!I want to make a funny and in the same time a mad concept of heroes! Today,no seriousness!I see a new age,an age of weird and confuse things.
IN PROGRESS!
1.Farm
Also know as:Farmers!
Associated colors: green and brown
Worship:"Any god who give us food and water"
Country / kingdom: All farms and plantatios
Capital city:Elehm,City of Dogs
Key symbols:the egg
Hero:Farmer
Description
The farmers,they do all dirty jobs,assure food for all,the true working class(damn they,wizards and dwares).Farming is one of the oldest ocupation of the humans.A farm is an area of land, including various structures, devoted primarily to the practice of producing and managing food (produce, grains, or livestock), fibres and, increasingly, fuel. It is the basic production facility in food production.Farms may be owned and operated by a single individual, family, community, corporation or a company. A farm can be a holding of any size from a fraction of a hectare to several thousand hectares.The practice of agriculture first began around 8000 BC in the Fertile Crescent of Mesopotamia (part of present day Iraq, Turkey, Syria and Jordan which was then greener).The development of farming and farms was an important component in establishing towns. Once people have moved from hunting and/or gathering and from simple horticulture to active farming, social arrangements of roads, distribution, collection, and marketing can evolve. With the exception of plantations and colonial farms, farm sizes tend to be small in newly settled lands and expand as transportation and markets become sophisticated.The term farming covers a wide spectrum of agricultural production work. At one end of this spectrum is the subsistence farmer, who farms a small area with limited resource inputs, and produces only enough food to meet the needs of his family. At the other end is commercial intensive agriculture, including industrial agriculture. Such farming involves large fields and/or numbers of animals, large resource inputs (pesticides, fertilizers, etc.), and a high level of mechanization. These operations generally attempt to maximize financial income from grain, produce, or livestock.
Buildings
Buildings
Town Hall
An upgrade of the Village Hall.
The Town Hall allows you to purchase town structures and earns your kingdom 1000 gold per day.
Cost: 2000 gold
Requires: Village Hall
City Hall
An upgrade of the Town Hall.
The City Hall allows you to purchase town structures and earns your kingdom 2000 gold per day.
Cost: 5000 gold
Requires: Town Hall
Capitol
An upgrade of the City Hall.
The Capitol earns your kingdom 4000 gold per day.
Cost: 10000 gold
Requires: City Hall
Fort
The Fort provides your town with defensive walls.
Cost: 5000 gold, 5 wood, 5 ore.
Citadel
An upgrade of the Fort.
The Citadel increases base creature growth by 50%, adds a keep and moat-like terrain obstacles to a town's defenses and central tower
Cost: 5000 gold, 10 wood, 10 ore.
Requiers: Fort
Castle
An upgrade of the Citadel.
The Castle adds two arrow towers, fortifies your town's defenses, and doubles base creature growth.
Cost: 5000 gold, 10 wood, 10 ore.
Requiers: Citadel
Tavern
The Tavern allows to recruit heroes. Increases morale of troops defending the city by +1.
Cost: 500 gold, 5 wood.
Requiers: -
Marketplace
With the Marketplace you can buy and sell resources (exchange rates decrease with each Marketplace you own).
Cost: 500 gold, 5 wood.
Requiers:-
Resource Silo
An upgrade of the Marketplace.
The Resource Silo provides you with an additional 1ore+1 wood each day.
Cost: 5000 gold, 5 ore.
Requiers: Marketplace
Blacksmith
The Blacksmith provides your armies with Ammo Carts. Other war machines can be bought on triple price.
Cost: 1000 gold, 5 wood.
Requiers: -
Shipyard
The Shipyard allows you to purchase ships.
Cost: 2000 gold 10 wood
Requiers:Town must be situated near the water.
Magic Guild
Allows a visiting hero to learn the spells kept within.
Cost: 2000 gold, 5 wood, 5 ore
Requiers:-
Plantation
Produce 1 random resource each day.
Cost: 3000 gold, 5 wood
Requiers:Resource Silo
Suplimentary Coops
Increase the growth of Hens/Roosters with 9/week
Cost: 2000 gold, 3 wood
Requiers: Chickens Coops
Giant Silo
Increase the town economy with 5000gold/day,also the creatures growth with 50% and produces one of each resources every day.
Cost: N/A
Requiers: Tear of Asha
Dwellings
Core 1 : Chickens Coops
Core 2 : Cats' Treehouse
Core 3 : Pen
Elite 1: Guard Cage
Elite 2: Stables
Elite 3: Cart Workshop
Champion:Feline Tower
Line-up
CORE
1.Hen->Rooster
2.Cat Scout->Wild Cat
3.Pig->Pig Rider
ELITE
1.Hound->Shepard
2.Cow->Bull
3.Cart->Chariot
CHAMPION
1.Giant Cat->Cat Mage
2.Governament
Also know as: Politicians
Associated colors:Gray and Red
Worship: The president
Country / kingdom: Politiciania
Capital city: Senatorium
Key symbols: The hands
Hero:Senator
Description
Politics (from Greek πολιτικος, [politikós]: «citizen», «civilian»), is a process by which groups of people make collective decisions. The term is generally applied to the art or science of running governmental or state affairs. It also refers to behavior within civil governments. However, politics have been observed in other group interactions, including corporate, academic, and religious institutions. It consists of "social relations involving authority or power" and refers to the regulation of public affairs within a political unit,and to the methods and tactics used to formulate and apply policy.
Buildings
Town Hall
An upgrade of the Village Hall.
The Town Hall allows you to purchase town structures and earns your kingdom 1000 gold per day.
Cost: 2000 gold
Requires: Village Hall
City Hall
An upgrade of the Town Hall.
The City Hall allows you to purchase town structures and earns your kingdom 2000 gold per day.
Cost: 5000 gold
Requires: Town Hall
Capitol
An upgrade of the City Hall.
The Capitol earns your kingdom 4000 gold per day.
Cost: 10000 gold
Requires: City Hall
Fort
The Fort provides your town with defensive walls.
Cost: 5000 gold, 5 wood, 5 ore.
Citadel
An upgrade of the Fort.
The Citadel increases base creature growth by 50%, adds a keep and moat-like terrain obstacles to a town's defenses and central tower
Cost: 5000 gold, 10 wood, 10 ore.
Requiers: Fort
Castle
An upgrade of the Citadel.
The Castle adds two arrow towers, fortifies your town's defenses, and doubles base creature growth.
Cost: 5000 gold, 10 wood, 10 ore.
Requiers: Citadel
Tavern
The Tavern allows to recruit heroes. Increases morale of troops defending the city by +1.
Cost: 500 gold, 5 wood.
Requiers: -
Marketplace
With the Marketplace you can buy and sell resources (exchange rates decrease with each Marketplace you own).
Cost: 500 gold, 5 wood.
Requiers:-
Resource Silo
An upgrade of the Marketplace.
The Resource Silo provides you with an additional 1ore+1 wood each day.
Cost: 5000 gold, 5 ore.
Requiers: Marketplace
Blacksmith
The Blacksmith provides your armies with Ammo Carts. Other war machines can be bought on triple price.
Cost: 1000 gold, 5 wood.
Requiers: -
Shipyard
The Shipyard allows you to purchase ships.
Cost: 2000 gold 10 wood
Requiers:Town must be situated near the water.
Magic Guild
Allows a visiting hero to learn the spells kept within.
Cost: 2000 gold, 5 wood, 5 ore
Requiers:-
Flats
Increase the citzen growth with 9/week
Cost:2000gold 2ore
Requiers: Suburbies
Secret Services
Hero can ask for suplimentar informations about other players.
Cost: 5000gold
Requiers: Citadel
House of People
Romanian parlament,the second buildings as surface in the world.Increase the town inconome with 5000gold/day,also creature growth with 50% and increase the oratory skill with 50%.
Cost: N/A
Requiers: Tear of Asha
Dwellings
Core 1 :Suburbies
Core 2 :Hire Office
Core 3 :Voting Cabbin
Elite 1:Barracks
Elite 2:Community Hall
Elite 3:Jeep Factory
Champion:Artillery Factory
Line-up
CORE
1.Citzen->Civilian
2.Communitary Worker->Communitary Agent
3.Voter->VIP Voter
ELITE
1.Infnatryman->Sniper
2.Consilier->Mayor
3.Jeep->Blinded Jeep
CHAMPION
1.Tank->Armored Tank
3.Heroes Community
Also know as:HC
Associated colors:white and gold
Worship:Valery the admin
Country / kingdom: Lands of HC
Capital city: Mod Headquartes
Key symbols: the stilised shield
Hero:Moderator
Description
HC is divided in more categories every lead by a couple of heroes: Volcanic Wasteland,Glade of Pyre,Tavern of the Rising Sun,Heroes Land,Tournament,OSM.
Buildings
Town Hall
An upgrade of the Village Hall.
The Town Hall allows you to purchase town structures and earns your kingdom 1000 gold per day.
Cost: 2000 gold
Requires: Village Hall
City Hall
An upgrade of the Town Hall.
The City Hall allows you to purchase town structures and earns your kingdom 2000 gold per day.
Cost: 5000 gold
Requires: Town Hall
Capitol
An upgrade of the City Hall.
The Capitol earns your kingdom 4000 gold per day.
Cost: 10000 gold
Requires: City Hall
Fort
The Fort provides your town with defensive walls.
Cost: 5000 gold, 5 wood, 5 ore.
Citadel
An upgrade of the Fort.
The Citadel increases base creature growth by 50%, adds a keep and moat-like terrain obstacles to a town's defenses and central tower
Cost: 5000 gold, 10 wood, 10 ore.
Requiers: Fort
Castle
An upgrade of the Citadel.
The Castle adds two arrow towers, fortifies your town's defenses, and doubles base creature growth.
Cost: 5000 gold, 10 wood, 10 ore.
Requiers: Citadel
Tavern
The Tavern allows to recruit heroes. Increases morale of troops defending the city by +1.
Cost: 500 gold, 5 wood.
Requiers: -
Marketplace
With the Marketplace you can buy and sell resources (exchange rates decrease with each Marketplace you own).
Cost: 500 gold, 5 wood.
Requiers:-
Resource Silo
An upgrade of the Marketplace.
The Resource Silo provides you with an additional 1ore+1 wood each day.
Cost: 5000 gold, 5 ore.
Requiers: Marketplace
Blacksmith
The Blacksmith provides your armies with Ammo Carts. Other war machines can be bought on triple price.
Cost: 1000 gold, 5 wood.
Requiers: -
Shipyard
The Shipyard allows you to purchase ships.
Cost: 2000 gold 10 wood
Requiers:Town must be situated near the water.
Magic Guild
Allows a visiting hero to learn the spells kept within.
Cost: 2000 gold, 5 wood, 5 ore
Requiers:-
Random Thoughts Thread
Increase the growth of spammers with 7/week.
Cost: 2000gold 5wood
Requiers:Volcanic Wasteland
Map Haven
Very overpowered building,reveal all map.
Cost: 20000gold
Requiers: Capitol
Mod Squad
Increase the town inconome with 5000gold/day,also creature growth with 50%,ban enemy defeated heroes(they can't be more recruited) and increase the luck of all moderators with 4.
Cost: N/A
Requiers: Tear of Asha
Dwellings
Core 1 : Newcomers Inn
Core 2 : Volcanic Wasteland
Core 3 : Other Games Exist
Elite 1: Tournament
Elite 2: Altar of Wishes
Elite 3: Modders Workshop
Champion:QP Lodge
Line-up
CORE
1.N00b->Newcomer
2.Spammer->Quality Spammer
3.Gammer->Fanatic
ELITE
1.Veteran->Champion
2.Factionist->Proporsalist
3.Scripter->Modder
CHAMPION
1.Legend->Praiseworther
4.Downtown
Also know as:the street guys
Associated colors:grey and black
Worship: all gods rappers
Country / kingdom: no-justice land
Capital city: no-police city
Key symbols:
Hero:Gang leader
Description
All homeless,street guys etc.The today society,no more explanations needed
Buildings
Town Hall
An upgrade of the Village Hall.
The Town Hall allows you to purchase town structures and earns your kingdom 1000 gold per day.
Cost: 2000 gold
Requires: Village Hall
City Hall
An upgrade of the Town Hall.
The City Hall allows you to purchase town structures and earns your kingdom 2000 gold per day.
Cost: 5000 gold
Requires: Town Hall
Capitol
An upgrade of the City Hall.
The Capitol earns your kingdom 4000 gold per day.
Cost: 10000 gold
Requires: City Hall
Fort
The Fort provides your town with defensive walls.
Cost: 5000 gold, 5 wood, 5 ore.
Citadel
An upgrade of the Fort.
The Citadel increases base creature growth by 50%, adds a keep and moat-like terrain obstacles to a town's defenses and central tower
Cost: 5000 gold, 10 wood, 10 ore.
Requiers: Fort
Castle
An upgrade of the Citadel.
The Castle adds two arrow towers, fortifies your town's defenses, and doubles base creature growth.
Cost: 5000 gold, 10 wood, 10 ore.
Requiers: Citadel
Tavern
The Tavern allows to recruit heroes. Increases morale of troops defending the city by +1.
Cost: 500 gold, 5 wood.
Requiers: -
Marketplace
With the Marketplace you can buy and sell resources (exchange rates decrease with each Marketplace you own).
Cost: 500 gold, 5 wood.
Requiers:-
Resource Silo
An upgrade of the Marketplace.
The Resource Silo provides you with an additional 1ore+1 wood each day.
Cost: 5000 gold, 5 ore.
Requiers: Marketplace
Blacksmith
The Blacksmith provides your armies with Balistats. Other war machines can be bought on triple price.
Cost: 1000 gold, 5 wood.
Requiers: -
Shipyard
The Shipyard allows you to purchase ships.
Cost: 2000 gold 10 wood
Requiers:Town must be situated near the water.
Magic Guild
Allows a visiting hero to learn the spells kept within.
Cost: 2000 gold, 5 wood, 5 ore
Requiers:-
Abandoned Warehouse
Increase the growth of Rogues/Thieves by 9/week.
Cost: 2000gold
Requiers:
Pick-pockets Guild
Steal an random resource from every enemy player/week
Cost: 10000gold
Requiers: Resource Silo
The Black Skyscraper
Gives 5000 gold each day, boosts creature production by 50% and and Steals 2 ramdom resources from the opponent each day.
Cost: N/A
Requiers: Tear of Asha
Dwellings
Core 1 :Black Alley
Core 2 :Abandoned Flats
Core 3 :Contraband Shop
Elite 1:Mafia Office
Elite 2:Nuclear Testing Site
Elite 3:Improved Garage
Champion:???
Line-up
CORE
1.Homeless->Vagabond
2.Rougue->Thief
3.Drug Consumer->Drug Trafficker
ELITE
1.Gangster->Goodfather
2.Mutant->Radiocative Mutant
3.Black Car->Armored Car
CHAMPION
1.???->???
1.Free slot
Also know as:
Associated colors:
Worship:
Country / kingdom:
Capital city:
Key symbols:
Hero:
Description
Buildings
Town Hall
An upgrade of the Village Hall.
The Town Hall allows you to purchase town structures and earns your kingdom 1000 gold per day.
Cost: 2000 gold
Requires: Village Hall
City Hall
An upgrade of the Town Hall.
The City Hall allows you to purchase town structures and earns your kingdom 2000 gold per day.
Cost: 5000 gold
Requires: Town Hall
Capitol
An upgrade of the City Hall.
The Capitol earns your kingdom 4000 gold per day.
Cost: 10000 gold
Requires: City Hall
Fort
The Fort provides your town with defensive walls.
Cost: 5000 gold, 5 wood, 5 ore.
Citadel
An upgrade of the Fort.
The Citadel increases base creature growth by 50%, adds a keep and moat-like terrain obstacles to a town's defenses and central tower
Cost: 5000 gold, 10 wood, 10 ore.
Requiers: Fort
Castle
An upgrade of the Citadel.
The Castle adds two arrow towers, fortifies your town's defenses, and doubles base creature growth.
Cost: 5000 gold, 10 wood, 10 ore.
Requiers: Citadel
Tavern
The Tavern allows to recruit heroes. Increases morale of troops defending the city by +1.
Cost: 500 gold, 5 wood.
Requiers: -
Marketplace
With the Marketplace you can buy and sell resources (exchange rates decrease with each Marketplace you own).
Cost: 500 gold, 5 wood.
Requiers:-
Resource Silo
An upgrade of the Marketplace.
The Resource Silo provides you with an additional 1ore+1 wood each day.
Cost: 5000 gold, 5 ore.
Requiers: Marketplace
Blacksmith
The Blacksmith provides your armies with Ammo Carts. Other war machines can be bought on triple price.
Cost: 1000 gold, 5 wood.
Requiers: -
Shipyard
The Shipyard allows you to purchase ships.
Cost: 2000 gold 10 wood
Requiers:Town must be situated near the water.
Magic Guild
Allows a visiting hero to learn the spells kept within.
Cost: 2000 gold, 5 wood, 5 ore
Requiers:-
Cost:
Requiers:
Cost:
Requiers:
Cost: N/A
Requiers: Tear of Asha
Dwellings
Core 1 :
Core 2 :
Core 3 :
Elite 1:
Elite 2:
Elite 3:
Champion:
Line-up
CORE
1.
2.
3.
ELITE
1.
2.
3.
1.
1.Free Slot
Also know as:
Associated colors:
Worship:
Country / kingdom:
Capital city:
Key symbols:
Hero:
Description
Buildings
Town Hall
An upgrade of the Village Hall.
The Town Hall allows you to purchase town structures and earns your kingdom 1000 gold per day.
Cost: 2000 gold
Requires: Village Hall
City Hall
An upgrade of the Town Hall.
The City Hall allows you to purchase town structures and earns your kingdom 2000 gold per day.
Cost: 5000 gold
Requires: Town Hall
Capitol
An upgrade of the City Hall.
The Capitol earns your kingdom 4000 gold per day.
Cost: 10000 gold
Requires: City Hall
Fort
The Fort provides your town with defensive walls.
Cost: 5000 gold, 5 wood, 5 ore.
Citadel
An upgrade of the Fort.
The Citadel increases base creature growth by 50%, adds a keep and moat-like terrain obstacles to a town's defenses and central tower
Cost: 5000 gold, 10 wood, 10 ore.
Requiers: Fort
Castle
An upgrade of the Citadel.
The Castle adds two arrow towers, fortifies your town's defenses, and doubles base creature growth.
Cost: 5000 gold, 10 wood, 10 ore.
Requiers: Citadel
Tavern
The Tavern allows to recruit heroes. Increases morale of troops defending the city by +1.
Cost: 500 gold, 5 wood.
Requiers: -
Marketplace
With the Marketplace you can buy and sell resources (exchange rates decrease with each Marketplace you own).
Cost: 500 gold, 5 wood.
Requiers:-
Resource Silo
An upgrade of the Marketplace.
The Resource Silo provides you with an additional 1ore+1 wood each day.
Cost: 5000 gold, 5 ore.
Requiers: Marketplace
Blacksmith
The Blacksmith provides your armies with Ammo Carts. Other war machines can be bought on triple price.
Cost: 1000 gold, 5 wood.
Requiers: -
Shipyard
The Shipyard allows you to purchase ships.
Cost: 2000 gold 10 wood
Requiers:Town must be situated near the water.
Magic Guild
Allows a visiting hero to learn the spells kept within.
Cost: 2000 gold, 5 wood, 5 ore
Requiers:-
Cost:
Requiers:
Cost:
Requiers:
Cost: N/A
Requiers: Tear of Asha
Dwellings
Core 1 :
Core 2 :
Core 3 :
Elite 1:
Elite 2:
Elite 3:
Champion:
Line-up
CORE
1.
2.
3.
ELITE
1.
2.
3.
1.
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vitorsly
Known Hero
Joker!
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posted January 21, 2011 10:14 PM |
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Awesomeness is here!
My sugestions for blank spaces:
Governament:
communitary worker> communitary agent
Core 3: Voter> V.I.P voter
Elite 2: Minister> Prime minister
New faction: The downtown.
Also know as: The street guys.
Worship: Who gives more money!
Country/kingdom: Most cities with not many guards.
Capital city: LateNight city.
Key simbols: The black door.
Hero: Spy.
Unique buildings:
The Assasins guild: Every day destroys 5% of the creatures from a ramdom stack in a enemy garrison.
The Black Skyscraper: Gives 5000 gold each day, boosts creature production by 50% and and Steals 2 ramdom resources from the opponent each day.
Dwellings:
Rogue bar.
Black alley.
Office.
Corrupt Police Office.
Nuclear testing site.
Hound cages.
(Place where something awesome lives)
Lineup:
Core: Rogue>Thief / Homeless>Bum / Victim>Target
Elite: Black agent> Black commander / Mutant>Chemical mutant / Hound> Black tooth.
Champion: (something awesome)>(something even more awesome)
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Meherunes
Adventuring Hero
Daedra Summoner
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posted January 21, 2011 11:57 PM |
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I don't understand why I acually read the whole thing...
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted January 22, 2011 12:09 AM |
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Oh look, Wikipedia copypasta. Great work Lizard 
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kaasschaaf
Hired Hero
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posted January 22, 2011 12:39 AM |
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I lol'd. If this is original you, sir, are my hero.
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Borton
Hired Hero
A lemming in my pocket
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posted January 22, 2011 02:48 AM |
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Edited by Borton at 02:54, 22 Jan 2011.
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THE RETIREMENT CASTLE
AKA: The grampa & granma I never visit to.
Core:
1) Bingo player -> Bridge player.
2) Building work beholder -> Building work rearranger
3) Pill swallower -> Medicine devourer.
Elite:
1) Nurse -> Shemale nurse.
2) Queue jumper -> Supermarket queue jammer.
3) Mumbler -> Complainer
Champion: Anecdote teller -> Endlessstoryteller
SAN FERNANDO VALLEY
Let's just say one elite creature.
Gangbanger. Special skill: Pack attack: They surround the enemy and... I promise not to carry on with this post.
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The HOMM4 vampire is Dave Gahan!!!
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Kraken
Famous Hero
I just love being elemental
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posted January 22, 2011 03:59 AM |
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Quote:
2.Governament
Also know as: Politicians
Associated colors:Gray and Red
Worship: The president
Country / kingdom: Politiciania
Capital city: Senatorium
Key symbols: The hands
Hero:Senator
I gotta admit, that made me lol.
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Vini Vidi Vici
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted January 22, 2011 08:50 AM |
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This was already done years ago. I mean the farmers town. Check it out.
It was very popular for some time all around the word, I think there were even tohers wanting to play something like it in the game. The idea was also sent to Ubival. Go and see it. Good old times 
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LizardWarrior
Honorable
Legendary Hero
the reckoning is at hand
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posted January 22, 2011 09:22 AM |
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Oh no!Vegetable units  !I have exactly what I need to defeat these!
THE RUSSIAN PIG RIDER
Your farm is with vegetables,but I prefer one with animals.
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kodial79
Promising
Supreme Hero
How'd Phi's Lov't
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posted January 22, 2011 10:08 AM |
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The motto of the Farm should be: Four legs good! Two legs bad!
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Signature? I don't need no stinking signature!
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Duncan
Famous Hero
The Pathfinder
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posted January 22, 2011 10:33 AM |
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Quote:
This was already done years ago. I mean the farmers town. Check it out.
Yeah, I remember that one. Especially the box!
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But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it.
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MattII
Legendary Hero
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posted January 22, 2011 10:48 AM |
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted January 24, 2011 08:14 PM |
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there is only one way to properly parody heroes...
and that's to get the entire cast of blackadder to act for it.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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