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Cat
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posted February 11, 2002 10:00 PM |
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Edited By: Cat on 12 Feb 2002
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Rules Girls Wish Guys Knew.. (Groan)
It's probably been done before but winding up Shadow Lord is funny (hey, wot are friends for?)!
1)You do not have flu and are in no way dying. It is a cold.
2) Shouting 'are you there yet?' in bed is annoying and mildly disturbing, as is 'whose the boss?' and 'whose your daddy?'
3) Missing your girlfriends birthday to set up your sister's furniture is inexcuseable
4) Your beer belly does not make you look 'manly'
5) When we say we don't want a present, it means we want a huuuugggee present
6) Being spontaneous is great as long as you run it by us first
7) We will dress up if you buy the outfit
8) We are not interested in how great your ex is
9) Never wake up in the morning and say 'I want to have a baby, don't you?'
10) Your friends will not always nescessarily be our friends
11) Never say:- 'don't worry, I'll pull out...'
12) We are not asking you to love our soft toys... merely not to re-enact the golden goal of match of the day using tigger as the ball
13) We reserve the right to be entirely unreasonable
14) In the early stages of a relationship you will always come second to chocolate
15) Any hint towards 'you need a bikini wax/ boob job/ life' will be met with brut physical below the belt force
All based on really life events (though thankfully not all mine)! Have fun everybody, saying it just ain't so!
EDIT: (for wes)
16) Watching footie (soccer) will never, never EVER be seen as a viable alternative to sex.
TTFN!!
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Wesley
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posted February 11, 2002 10:03 PM |
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Wow cat.
You much to MILD ON THEM!
there are a 10000 more! But okay 
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Milena
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posted February 11, 2002 10:04 PM |
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*rofl*
80% agree, girl! LoL
You're not dying, it's a cold... that WAS #1
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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted February 11, 2002 10:08 PM |
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Lith-Maethor
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paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted February 11, 2002 10:15 PM |
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not for me :)
01)You do not have flu and are in no way dying. It is a cold.
heh... good one, but it doesn't apply to me 
02) Shouting 'are you there yet?' in bed is annoying and mildly disturbing, as is 'whose the boss?' and 'whose your daddy?'
right behind you... this is stupid...
03) Missing your girlfriends birthday to set up your sister's furniture is inexcuseable
priority problem
04) Your beer belly does not make you look 'manly'
go get 'em...
05) When we say we don't want a present, it means we want a huuuugggee present
then why don't you say so?
06) Being spontaneous is great as long as you run it by us first
no comment 
07) We will dress up if you buy the outfit
huh?
08) We are not interested in how great your ex is
it can get annoying I guess
09) Never wake up in the morning and say 'I want to have a baby, don't you?'
that would be hilarious
10) Your friends will not always nescessarily be our friends
true
11) Never say:- 'don't worry, I'll pull out...'
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12) We are not asking you to love our soft toys... merely not to re-enact the golden goal of match of the day using tigger as the ball
it can be fun, but I don't like football
13) We reserve the right to be entirely unreasonable
the same goes for us 
14) In the early stages of a relationship you will always come second to chocolate
tsk tsk tsk...
15) Any hint towards 'you need a bikini wax/ boob job/ life' will be met with brut physical below the belt force
the same goes for you
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Wesley
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posted February 11, 2002 10:18 PM |
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Quote:
4) Your beer belly does not make you look 'manly'
Whahaha! That's a good one! But I don't think it helps to them.
They just love beer more then woman..
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ShadowLord
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posted February 11, 2002 10:27 PM |
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LMFAO! Great stuff Cat. But here are some of my qoutes!
1)You do not have flu and are in no way dying. It is a cold.
- I rarely get flu though, like every 3 years!
2) Shouting 'are you there yet?' in bed is annoying and mildly disturbing, as is 'whose the boss?' and 'whose your daddy?'
True but, I don't say 'are you there yet?' but rather 'Who's da man?' 
3) Missing your girlfriends birthday to set up your sister's furniture is inexcuseable
Ooops! I don't have a sister so this is an excuse!
4) Your beer belly does not make you look 'manly'
LOL but I don't have it and I'm thin, I am working out and progressing, my 6 pack is looking really good!
5) When we say we don't want a present, it means we want a huuuugggee present
This is a reverse phsychology which is somewhat true, just a hint. "If you want a present don't ask. I give presents regularly!"
6) Being spontaneous is great as long as you run it by us first
I don't get this one, can you please elaborate?
7) We will dress up if you buy the outfit
No dress is better!
8) We are not interested in how great your ex is
Haha... Very true and I admit it!
9) Never wake up in the morning and say 'I want to have a baby, don't you?'
Baby? I don't ask, just make it!
10) Your friends will not always nescessarily be our friends
True and I don't know why? Just different interest!
11) Never say:- 'don't worry, I'll pull out...'
ROTFLMAO, you got me on this one... I really like that comment!
12) We are not asking you to love our soft toys... merely not to re-enact the golden goal of match of the day using tigger as the ball
No comment... :/
13) We reserve the right to be entirely unreasonable
This is really unreasonable...
14) In the early stages of a relationship you will always come second to chocolate
I disagree, big time... Not in my case!
15) Any hint towards 'you need a bikini wax/ boob job/ life' will be met with brut physical below the belt force
Woah! lalalalala... now who's talking...
Great thread Cat... give us more of your femenin rage. That's all for my rants so far!
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Wesley
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posted February 11, 2002 10:50 PM |
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Lol
Guys/Girls??
Wich is better?????
Guys complain about girls....
Girls complain about guys.....
I complain about both....
Where would the world go?
SO here
For both 4 BAD things.
Guys
1)Like watching soccer better then watching girls/Their own wife.
2)barking/farting in general
3)Drink much to many beer.
4)Use to many bad/Fool words.
Girls
1)They are shopping So LONG!
2)They like to talk about things on a sneaky way. Guys are mostly straight.
3)Most don't like games
4)Play with barbies.
If you look at this. Wich ones better? LOL! Actually I had to think REALLY hard about the 3 and 4 for girls...
But okay...
Both sexes have negative things.
But I have to agree with females more. Guys have things That also irritate me.
I rather look at a woman then a soccer game on television.
I never be as fool as NUMBER 2
I hate drinking, Drinking a hobby?
I use fool/bad words... I fail there..
Everybody have things that are in that list...
If there is nothing in that list then your perfect
Lol however.. most females like shopping and most males like beer! So everybody fails!
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Lith-Maethor
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posted February 11, 2002 10:53 PM |
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I fail in the foul mouth thingie too..
but i got something to add... guys play with "barbies" too
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Wesley
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posted February 11, 2002 10:59 PM |
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Hmmm a better one is.
Some take their husband only for the money.
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Cat
Honorable
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted February 12, 2002 09:56 AM |
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batvanio
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posted February 12, 2002 10:48 AM |
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Quote:
Well be fair, what else would you want one for? (LOL).
Well, let me think.....
Yep, I can't find any other good reason but the cash.
Isn't that enough for you to do anything?
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Milena
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in supreme disgrace
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posted February 12, 2002 01:37 PM |
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We girls here play games!!!
But the guys don't!
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Slava14
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I am 16 now....
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posted February 12, 2002 05:17 PM |
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Some things to say...
Guys
1)Like watching soccer better then watching girls/Their own wife.
Soccer vs. a woman... woman all the way. Besides, I can't watch a full lenght soccer game, I get bored after the first 20 minutes.
2)barking/farting in general
Fortunately, never met a guy that would do that as something to be proud of, nor loud. I never did too, I think that someone that does that is...[explicity deleted ]
3)Drink much to many beer.
I never drank a beer (only a non-alcoholic) in my life. I only drink wine or similar, in small quantities on special occasions
4)Use to many bad/Fool words.
I'm good at the fool part... don't use too many bad ones
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SubZero
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posted February 12, 2002 05:35 PM |
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Well...
I rather have sex than watch soccer game really...
Depends of course what kind of match...
Example all World/European championship finals must.
And Most icehockey matches come first before women...
Wonder why I'm not dating anyone right now?
Olympic hockey and also Korea/Japan soccer worldchampionships in summer...
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ShadowLord
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posted February 12, 2002 06:34 PM |
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Watching soccer than sex?
No way... I don't even watch soccer... I don't like that sport!
Sex is always better!
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Wesley
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posted February 12, 2002 06:42 PM |
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I mean
Watching SPORT in general
I think I hate it SO much because I'm so good at ALL sports myself
The only sport I can't are Tennis and Soccer.(But I don't want eather)
Watching sport is just strange
And the most STUPIDS part is that they become angry when their team looses....
What the hell! It's not you who get paid for it! GET A LIFE!
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ShadowLord
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posted February 12, 2002 06:49 PM |
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Quote:
Watching SPORT in general
Watching sport is just strange
And the most STUPIDS part is that they become angry when their team looses....
What the hell! It's not you who get paid for it! GET A LIFE!
Sports is entertainment, it's also an excellent excercise! Yes you don't get paid for it because it's their to entertain you. You know what I'm saying? Also some people are really frustrated when their team lose and it's normal reaction. It's like playing HOMM and losing a game!
It's your choice if you don't like watching sports but you can't deny that you don't watch it!
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Lord_Woock
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posted February 12, 2002 07:17 PM |
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1)Like watching soccer better then watching girls
Umm... What? All sports are too boring to watch in TV! Golf is nice, but I wouldn't want to watch that instead of a girl.
2)barking/farting in general
I only do that to piss off my older brother . Aint I a stinker?
3)Drink much to many beer.
What? Don't blame me!
4)Use to many bad/Fool words.
Well, I only do that when somebldy REALLY makes me mad. And I tell ya, that aint easy!
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Wesley
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posted February 12, 2002 07:35 PM |
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No..
I can call me Clean(When it goes to watching Sport on television) Never will!
Hmmm olympic sometimes. But mostly the girl sports. And not for the sports
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