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HappySkeleton
HappySkeleton


Adventuring Hero
Dead happy
posted May 03, 2011 07:04 PM

Sean Connery in two freshly slaughtered men skin with a fresh bear pelt belt, trying to slay down Jaws the great white shark in a suit piloting a pedal-powered helicopter that is on fire over the skies of North Korea to make it crash in that little Kim Jong Il.
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Carcity
Carcity


Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
posted May 03, 2011 07:34 PM

Zombie Sean Connery in two freshly slaughtered men skin with a fresh bear pelt belt, trying to slay down Jaws the great white shark in a suit piloting a pedal-powered helicopter that is on fire over the skies of North Korea to make it crash in that little Kim Jong Il.

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veco
veco


Legendary Hero
who am I?
posted May 03, 2011 07:53 PM

Zombie Sean Connery in two freshly slaughtered men skin with a fresh bear pelt belt, trying to slay down Jaws the great white shark in a suit piloting a pedal-powered helicopter that is on fire over the skies of North Korea to make it crash in that little Kim Jong Il while hacking into China's nuclear missle system.

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bLiZzArdbOY
bLiZzArdbOY


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted May 03, 2011 08:39 PM

Sean Connery in two freshly slaughtered men skin with a fresh bear pelt belt, wielding a claymore, is trying to slay down Jaws the great white shark in a suit piloting a pedal-powered helicopter that is on fire over the skies of North Korea to make it crash into little Kim Jong Il while he hacks into China's nuclear missile system.
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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted May 03, 2011 10:40 PM
Edited by meroe at 22:40, 03 May 2011.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in a Sean Connery facemask, shouting "get to the chopper!!", in two freshly slaughtered men suits, with a fresh bear pelt belt, wielding two 'uzi 9mm' and holding a claymore between his teeth, shooting Jaws to pieces (with said Uzi's), whilst piloting a pedal powered two blade helipcopter that is on fire over the skies of North Korea to make it crash into little Kim Jong Il, while he hacks into China's nuclear missle system trying order Chinese takeaway.
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as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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smithey
smithey


Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
posted May 03, 2011 11:10 PM

Arnold Schwarzenegger and ME in a Sean Connery facemask, shouting "get to the chopper!!", in two freshly slaughtered men suits, with a fresh bear pelt belt, wielding two 'uzi 9mm' and holding a claymore between his teeth, shooting Jaws to pieces (with said Uzi's), whilst piloting a pedal powered two blade helipcopter that is on fire over the skies of North Korea to make it crash into little Kim Jong Il, while he hacks into China's nuclear missle system trying order Chinese takeaway.


Implication of adding "ME" means that unless you're awesome you can't really post anything here anymore (unless you find the loophole I've left behind but that would basically mean you're just as awesome, is the paradox too much ?)

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gnomes2169
gnomes2169


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Duke of the Glade
posted May 04, 2011 12:14 AM
Edited by gnomes2169 at 00:15, 04 May 2011.

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Smithey in a Sean Connery facemask, with Sean Connrey, shouting "get to the chopper!!", each in two freshly slaughtered men suits, with a fresh bear pelt belt, wielding two 'uzi 9mm' and holding a claymore between his teeth, shooting Jaws to pieces (with said Uzi's), whilst piloting a pedal powered two blade helipcopter that is on fire over the skies of North Korea to make it crash into little Kim Jong Il, while he hacks into China's nuclear missle system trying order Chinese takeaway.

Loophole found.
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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted May 04, 2011 10:18 AM

MacGuyver, disguised as Smithey in an Arnold Schwarzenegger facemask, with a Sean Connery facemask underneath, shouting "get to the chopper!!", each in two freshly slaughtered men suits, with a fresh bear pelt belt laced with more men skin, wielding two toy 'uzi 9mm' and holding a toy claymore between his teeth, shooting Jaws to pieces (with said Uzi's) at very point blank range, whilst piloting a pedal powered single blade wooden helipcopter that is on fire barely over the most dangerous military base in North Korea to make it crash into little Kim Jong Il, with said helicopter blades shaving his head bald in the process, while he hacks into China's nuclear missle system trying order Chinese takeaway with a Crocodile Dundee accent.
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HappySkeleton
HappySkeleton


Adventuring Hero
Dead happy
posted May 04, 2011 07:07 PM

MacGuyver, disguised as Smithey in an Arnold Schwarzenegger facemask, with a Sean Connery facemask underneath, shouting "get to the chopper!!", each in two freshly slaughtered men suits, with a fresh bear pelt belt laced with more men skin, wielding two toy 'uzi 9mm' and holding a toy claymore between his teeth, shooting Jaws to pieces (with said Uzi's) at very point blank range, whilst piloting a pedal powered single blade wooden helipcopter that is on fire barely over the most dangerous military base in North Korea to make it crash into little Kim Jong Il, with said helicopter blades shaving his head bald in the process, while he hacks into China's nuclear missle system trying order Chinese takeaway with a Crocodile Dundee accent and also trying to raise a force field because droid army with "made in china" text on head is starting to annoy him.
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bLiZzArdbOY
bLiZzArdbOY


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted May 04, 2011 08:27 PM
Edited by bLiZzArdbOY at 20:39, 04 May 2011.

MacGuyver, disguised as Smithey in an Arnold Schwarzenegger facemask, with a Sean Connery facemask underneath, shouting "get to the chopper!!", each in two freshly slaughtered men suits, with a fresh bear pelt belt laced with more men skin, wielding two toy 'uzi 9mm' and holding a toy claymore between his teeth, shooting a reanimated cyborg Jaws to pieces (with said Uzi's) at very point blank range, whilst piloting a pedal powered single blade wooden helipcopter that is on fire barely over the most dangerous military base in North Korea to make it crash into little Kim Jong Il, with said helicopter blades shaving his head bald in the process, while he hacks into China's nuclear missile system trying to order Chinese takeaway with a Crocodile Dundee accent and also trying to raise a force field because droid army with "made in china" text on head is starting to annoy him.


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Carcity
Carcity


Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
posted May 04, 2011 09:39 PM

MacGuyver, disguised as Smithey in an Arnold Schwarzenegger facemask, with a Sean Connery facemask underneath, shouting "get to the chopper!!", each in two freshly slaughtered men suits, with a fresh bear pelt belt laced with more men skin, wielding two toy 'uzi 9mm' and holding a toy claymore between his teeth, shooting a reanimated cyborg Jaws to pieces (with said Uzi's) at very point blank range, whilst piloting a pedal powered single blade wooden helipcopter that is on fire barely over the most dangerous military base in North Korea to make it crash into little Kim Jong Il, with said helicopter blades shaving his head bald in the process, while he hacks into China's nuclear missile system trying to order Chinese takeaway with a Crocodile Dundee accent and also trying to raise a force field because droid army with "made in china" text on head is starting to annoy him, while building an orphanage with his bare manly hands.
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Why can't you save anybody?

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bLiZzArdbOY
bLiZzArdbOY


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted May 04, 2011 10:20 PM

You make me proud.
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shyranis
shyranis


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted May 05, 2011 12:19 AM

MacGuyver, disguised as Smithey in an Arnold Schwarzenegger facemask, with a Sean Connery facemask underneath, shouting "get to the chopper!!", each in two freshly slaughtered men suits, with a fresh bear pelt belt laced with more men skin, wielding two toy 'uzi 9mm' and holding a toy claymore between his teeth, shooting a reanimated cyborg Jaws to pieces (with said Uzi's) at very point blank range, whilst piloting a pedal powered single blade wooden helipcopter that is on fire barely over the most dangerous military base in North Korea to make it crash into little Kim Jong Il, with said helicopter blades shaving his head bald in the process, while he hacks into China's nuclear missile system trying to order Chinese takeaway with a Crocodile Dundee accent and also trying to raise a force field because droid army with "made in china" text on head is starting to annoy him, while building an orphanage with his bare manly hands, meanwhile using all 98 orphans to chain smoke cigars and suck back martinis.
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gnomes2169
gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted May 05, 2011 12:22 AM

MacGuyver, disguised as Smithey in an Arnold Schwarzenegger facemask, with a Sean Connery facemask underneath, shouting "get to the chopper!!", each in two freshly slaughtered men suits, with a fresh bear pelt belt laced with more men skin, wielding two toy 'uzi 9mm' and holding a toy claymore between his teeth, shooting a reanimated cyborg Jaws to pieces (with said Uzi's) at very point blank range, whilst piloting a pedal powered single blade wooden helipcopter that is on fire barely over the most dangerous military base in North Korea to make it crash into little Kim Jong Il, with said helicopter blades shaving his head bald in the process, while he hacks into China's nuclear missile system trying to order Chinese takeaway with a Crocodile Dundee accent and also trying to raise a force field because droid army with "made in china" text on head is starting to annoy him, while building an orphanage with his bare manly hands, meanwhile using all 98 orphans to chain smoke cigars and suck back martinis.

Meanwhile in Mother Russia...
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Warlord
Warlord


Famous Hero
Lord of Image Spam
posted May 05, 2011 04:00 AM

MacGuyver, disguised as Smithey in an Arnold Schwarzenegger facemask, with a Sean Connery facemask underneath, shouting "get to the chopper!!", each in two freshly slaughtered men suits, with a fresh bear pelt belt laced with more men skin, wielding two toy 'uzi 9mm' and holding a toy claymore between his teeth, shooting a reanimated cyborg Jaws to pieces (with said Uzi's) at very point blank range, whilst piloting a pedal powered single blade wooden helipcopter that is on fire barely over the most dangerous military base in North Korea to make it crash into little Kim Jong Il, with said helicopter blades shaving his head bald in the process, while he hacks into China's nuclear missile system trying to order Chinese takeaway with a Crocodile Dundee accent and also trying to raise a force field because droid army with "made in china" text on head is starting to annoy him, while building an orphanage with his bare manly hands, meanwhile using all 98 orphans to chain smoke cigars and suck back martinis.

Meanwhile in Mother Russia, the tank-eating sharks with suits and cigars, covered in two freshly slaughtered men suits, were eating cyborg tanks with freshly slaughtered bear pelts, who were...
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted May 05, 2011 07:00 PM

MacGuyver, disguised as Smithey in an Arnold Schwarzenegger facemask, with a Sean Connery facemask underneath, shouting "get to the chopper!!", each in two freshly slaughtered men suits, with a fresh bear pelt belt laced with more men skin, wielding two toy 'uzi 9mm' and holding a toy claymore between his teeth, shooting a reanimated cyborg Jaws to pieces (with said Uzi's) at very point blank range, whilst piloting a pedal powered single blade wooden helipcopter that is on fire barely over the most dangerous military base in North Korea to make it crash into little Kim Jong Il, with said helicopter blades shaving his head bald in the process, while he hacks into China's nuclear missile system trying to order Chinese takeaway with a Crocodile Dundee accent and also trying to raise a force field because droid army with "made in china" text on head is starting to annoy him, while building an orphanage with his bare manly hands, meanwhile using all 98 orphans to chain smoke cigars and suck back martinis.

Meanwhile in Mother Russia, the tank-eating sharks with suits and cigars, covered in two freshly slaughtered men suits, were eating cyborg tanks with freshly slaughtered bear pelts, who were piloting a submarine while singing in a yellow submarine and beating up the beatles for copying their song...
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shyranis
shyranis


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted May 05, 2011 07:01 PM
Edited by shyranis at 19:01, 05 May 2011.

MacGuyver, disguised as Smithey in an Arnold Schwarzenegger facemask, with a Sean Connery facemask underneath, shouting "get to the chopper!!", each in two freshly slaughtered men suits, with a fresh bear pelt belt laced with more men skin, wielding two toy 'uzi 9mm' and holding a toy claymore between his teeth, shooting a reanimated cyborg Jaws to pieces (with said Uzi's) at very point blank range, whilst piloting a pedal powered single blade wooden helipcopter that is on fire barely over the most dangerous military base in North Korea to make it crash into little Kim Jong Il, with said helicopter blades shaving his head bald in the process, while he hacks into China's nuclear missile system trying to order Chinese takeaway with a Crocodile Dundee accent and also trying to raise a force field because droid army with "made in china" text on head is starting to annoy him, while building an orphanage with his bare manly hands, meanwhile using all 98 orphans to chain smoke cigars and suck back martinis.

Meanwhile in Mother Russia, the tank-eating sharks with suits and cigars, covered in two freshly slaughtered men suits, were eating cyborg tanks with freshly slaughtered bear pelts, which were formed of the greatest, most elite Bear Cavalry unit (known to be an even match with Ivan Drago), who were piloting a submarine while singing in a yellow submarine and beating up the beatles for copying their song...
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bLiZzArdbOY
bLiZzArdbOY


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted May 05, 2011 07:03 PM
Edited by bLiZzArdbOY at 19:04, 05 May 2011.

MacGuyver, disguised as Smithey in an Arnold Schwarzenegger facemask, with a Sean Connery facemask underneath, shouting "get to the chopper!!", each in two freshly slaughtered men suits, with a fresh bear pelt belt laced with more men skin, wielding two toy 'uzi 9mm' and holding a toy claymore between his teeth, shooting a reanimated cyborg Jaws to pieces (with said Uzi's) at very point blank range, whilst piloting a pedal powered single blade wooden helipcopter that is on fire barely over the most dangerous military base in North Korea to make it crash into little Kim Jong Il, with said helicopter blades shaving his head bald in the process, while he hacks into China's nuclear missile system trying to order Chinese takeaway with a Crocodile Dundee accent and also trying to raise a force field because droid army with "made in china" text on head is starting to annoy him, while building an orphanage with his bare manly hands, meanwhile using all 98 orphans to chain smoke cigars and suck back martinis.

Meanwhile in Mother Russia, the tank-eating sharks with suits and cigars, covered in two freshly slaughtered men suits, were eating cyborg tanks with freshly slaughtered bear pelts, which were formed of the greatest, most elite Bear Cavalry unit (known to be an even match with Ivan Drago), who were piloting a submarine covered in freshly slaughtered men skin laced with freshly slaughtered bear skin pelts and relaced with more freshly slaughtered men skin, while singing a revised version of in a yellow submarine that involved copious amounts of freshly slaughtered men skin belts laced with freshly slaughtered bear skins, and beating up the beatles for copying their song...
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted May 05, 2011 08:18 PM

MacGuyver, disguised as Smithey in an Arnold Schwarzenegger facemask, with a Sean Connery facemask underneath, shouting "get to the chopper!!", each in two freshly slaughtered men suits, with a fresh bear pelt belt laced with more men skin, wielding two toy 'uzi 9mm' and holding a toy claymore between his teeth, shooting a reanimated cyborg Jaws to pieces (with said Uzi's) at very point blank range, whilst piloting a pedal powered single blade wooden helipcopter that is on fire barely over the most dangerous military base in North Korea to make it crash into little Kim Jong Il, with said helicopter blades shaving his head bald in the process, while he hacks into China's nuclear missile system trying to order Chinese takeaway with a Crocodile Dundee accent and also trying to raise a force field because droid army with "made in china" text on head is starting to annoy him, while building an orphanage with his bare manly hands, meanwhile using all 98 orphans to chain smoke cigars and suck back martinis.

Meanwhile in Mother Russia, the tank-eating sharks with suits and cigars, covered in two freshly slaughtered men suits, were eating cyborg tanks with freshly slaughtered bear pelts, which were formed of the greatest, most elite Bear Cavalry unit (known to be an even match with Ivan Drago), who were piloting a submarine covered in freshly slaughtered men skin laced with freshly slaughtered bear skin pelts and relaced with more freshly slaughtered men skin, while singing a revised version of in a yellow submarine that involved copious amounts of freshly slaughtered men skin belts laced with freshly slaughtered bear skins, and beating up the beatles for copying their song while getting into the nuclear silo of the soviet army by the underground sewers...

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HappySkeleton
HappySkeleton


Adventuring Hero
Dead happy
posted May 05, 2011 08:40 PM

MacGuyver, disguised as Smithey in an Arnold Schwarzenegger facemask, with a Sean Connery facemask underneath, shouting "get to the chopper!!", each in two freshly slaughtered men suits, with a fresh bear pelt belt laced with more men skin, wielding two toy 'uzi 9mm' and holding a toy claymore between his teeth, shooting a reanimated cyborg Jaws to pieces (with said Uzi's) at very point blank range, whilst piloting a pedal powered single blade wooden helipcopter that is on fire barely over the most dangerous military base in North Korea to make it crash into little Kim Jong Il, with said helicopter blades shaving his head bald in the process, while he hacks into China's nuclear missile system trying to order Chinese takeaway with a Crocodile Dundee accent and also trying to raise a force field because droid army with "made in china" text on head is starting to annoy him, while building an orphanage with his bare manly hands, meanwhile using all 98 orphans to chain smoke cigars and suck back martinis.

Meanwhile in Mother Russia, the tank-eating sharks with suits and cigars, covered in two freshly slaughtered men suits, were eating cyborg tanks with freshly slaughtered bear pelts, which were formed of the greatest, most elite Bear Cavalry unit (known to be an even match with Ivan Drago), who were piloting a submarine covered in freshly slaughtered men skin laced with freshly slaughtered bear skin pelts and relaced with more freshly slaughtered men skin, while singing a revised version of in a yellow submarine that involved copious amounts of freshly slaughtered men skin belts laced with freshly slaughtered bear skins, and beating up the beatles for copying their song while getting into the nuclear silo of the soviet army by the underground sewers and finding Stalin in a hidden cell.
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