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Adrius
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Stand and fight!
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posted May 05, 2011 09:15 PM |
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*raises hand*
Suggestion.
Bold the parts that you add or modify so people's eyes don't melt from reading all this.
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bLiZzArdbOY
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Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted May 05, 2011 09:20 PM |
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MacGuyver, disguised as Smithey in an Arnold Schwarzenegger facemask, with a Sean Connery facemask underneath, with a freshly slaughtered bear skin underneath of another freshly slaughtered bearskin, shouting "get to the chopper!!", each in two freshly slaughtered men suits, with a fresh bear pelt belt laced with more men skin, wielding two toy 'uzi 9mm' laced in freshly slaughtered men skins and embroidered with freshly slaughtered bear skins, and holding a toy claymore covered in freshly slaughtered men skin between his teeth, shooting a reanimated cyborg Jaws covered in freshly slaughtered men skins laced with freshly slaughtered bear skins to pieces (with said freshly slaughtered bear skin-covered Uzi's) at very point blank range, whilst piloting a pedal powered single blade wooden helipcopter laced in freshly slaughtered men skins that is on fire barely over the most dangerous freshly slaughtered bear skin covered military base in North Korea to make it crash into little Kim Jong Il, who is wearing three layers of freshly slaughtered men skins and two layers of freshly slaughtered bear skins, with said freshly slaughtered men skin-covered helicopter blades shaving his head bald in the process, while he hacks into China's nuclear missile system trying to order Chinese takeaway with a Crocodile Dundee accent and also trying to raise a force field because a freshly slaughtered bear skin-covered droid army with "made in china" text on head is starting to annoy him, while building an orphanage covered in freshly slaughtered men skins laced with freshly slaughtered bear skins with his bare manly hands, meanwhile using all 98 orphans, whom are covered in freshly slaughtered men skins, to chain smoke cigars and suck back martinis that are drenched in freshly slaughtered bear and men skins.
Meanwhile in Mother Russia, the tank-eating sharks with suits and cigars, covered in two freshly slaughtered men suits, were eating cyborg tanks with freshly slaughtered bear pelts, which were formed of the greatest, most elite Bear Cavalry unit (known to be an even match with Ivan Drago), who were piloting a submarine covered in freshly slaughtered men skin laced with freshly slaughtered bear skin pelts and relaced with more freshly slaughtered men skin, while singing a revised version of in a yellow submarine that involved copious amounts of freshly slaughtered men skin belts laced with freshly slaughtered bear skins, and beating up the beatles for copying their song while getting into the nuclear silo of the soviet army by the underground sewers and finding Stalin in a hidden cell.
        
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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JoonasTo
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 05, 2011 09:25 PM |
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 05, 2011 09:55 PM |
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Bin Laden's public execution in front of bloodthirsty american crowd with elodin being the executioneer.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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HappySkeleton
Adventuring Hero
Dead happy
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posted May 05, 2011 10:23 PM |
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Bin Laden's public execution in front of bloodthirsty american crowd with Elodin being the executioneer is about to start.
Meanwhile a group of rogues is preparing...
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shyranis
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted May 06, 2011 02:19 AM |
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Bin Laden's public execution in front of bloodthirsty american crowd with Elodin being the executioneer is about to start.
Meanwhile a group of rogues is preparing to write him a letter in order to get him to stop. Should this fail, they will send another letter and some inspectors to inspect his...
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Youtube has terminated my account without reason.
Please express why it should be reinstated on
Twitter.
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Salamandre
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Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
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posted May 06, 2011 03:19 AM |
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Bin Laden's public execution in front of bloodthirsty american crowd with Elodin being the executioneer is about to start.
Meanwhile a group of rogues is preparing to write him a letter in order to get him to stop. Should this fail, they will send another letter and some inspectors to inspect his gun. After deeper ballistic analysis, it shows up that that gun was used to kill a pizza man, who was called for a pizza with roasted garlic puree, fresh mozzarella and pine nuts, the day before at about 9 PM. They decided...
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted May 06, 2011 03:24 AM |
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Bin Laden's public execution in front of bloodthirsty american crowd with Elodin being the executioneer is about to start.
Meanwhile a group of rogues is preparing to write him a letter in order to get him to stop. Should this fail, they will send another letter and some inspectors to inspect his gun. After deeper ballistic analysis, it shows up that that gun was used to kill a pizza man, who was called for a pizza with roasted garlic puree, fresh mozzarella and pine nuts, the day before at about 9 PM. They decidedthat Elodin was obviously not the prime suspect, but that the pizza man had been killed by a random act of god for being three hours late. They still arrested Elodin anyway for...
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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HappySkeleton
Adventuring Hero
Dead happy
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posted May 06, 2011 11:59 AM |
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Bin Laden's public execution in front of bloodthirsty american crowd with Elodin being the executioneer is about to start.
Meanwhile a group of rogues is preparing to write him a letter in order to get him to stop. Should this fail, they will send another letter and some inspectors to inspect his gun. After deeper ballistic analysis, it shows up that that gun was used to kill a pizza man, who was called for a pizza with roasted garlic puree, fresh mozzarella and pine nuts, the day before at about 9 PM. They decidedthat Elodin was obviously not the prime suspect, but that the pizza man had been killed by a random act of god for being three hours late. They still arrested Elodin anyway for for wearing a white dress.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 06, 2011 03:40 PM |
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Bin Laden's public execution via death by lead pipe in front of bloodthirsty American crowd with Elodin being the executioner is about to start.
Meanwhile a group of rogues led by MightyMage is preparing to write him a letter in order to get him to stop. Should this fail, they will send another letter and some inspectors to inspect his gun and his lead pipe. After deeper ballistic analysis, it shows up that that gun was used to kill a pizza man who, who was called for a pizza with roasted garlic puree, Jalapeno peppers, spicy Cajun chicken (must be Halal), fresh mozzarella and pine nuts, the day before at about 9 PM. They decided that Elodin was obviously not the prime suspect, but that the pizza man had been killed by a random act of Bruce Lee's ghost performing his famous one-inch punch for being three hours late. They still arrested Elodin anyway for for wearing a white dress covered in mud and blood stains. He was then set free to continue with beating Osama to death with a lead pipe.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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