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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: HC Socioquery
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blizzardboy
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posted May 13, 2011 01:51 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 03:03, 14 May 2011.

1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
Azagal, because the sociogram is awesome and because the Tavern of the Rising Sun is a obviously a mother****ing neofascist Japanese imperialist subsection, and Azagal spent many years living in Japan, ergo it is crafted to his hidden devices of conquering China once and for all.

2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?
Elodin contributes to the OSM, not only through his consistent posting in thread to thread, but from the everlasting gang rape that ensues each and every time, with him being held down by 3 large men and then roughly slammed in the throat over and over as he is forced to swallow load after load.

3. Who do you think contributes most to the Temple?
Elvin contributes most to the temple because he has hosted several Duel Tournaments over the years, all of which I have participated in and had fun to varying degrees. He also has to put up with all the noobs that make 5 posts in the Temple and then are lost forever in the endless annals of the internet.

4. Who do you think contributes most to the  Altar?
Alcibiades contributes the most to the Altar, because he has to put up with all those people whom I don't know and likely will never know. Alcibiades is the steadfast hand and the fatherly support to a subsection that could be properly named the 'City of Sails' rich with the ever shifting winds of idea after idea passing through its prominent ports.

5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
I contribute most to the VW, as I continuously bombard its pages with the thoughts which I vomit out of my mind according to my fickle whim. Some of my whimsical vomit is quality, as though I vomited it after eating a 5-star steak, and some of the vomit is after I ate rhinoceros ****. But whether I eat rhinoceros **** or whether I eat a 5-star steak, I am always willing to suck up a moment of everybody's time for those daring enough to risk clicking on my thread.

6. Who's probably going to get rich?
None of you are probably going to rich. You're mostly complacent, introverted, armchair philosophers that have yet to reach the critical stage in your life where you truly realize that you're nothing special and that nobody gives a **** about the opinion of a gnat in a forest of gnats. The most likely person I'd say would be Geny, cause he be a Jew.

7. Who's the Clown of HC?
Forfy is the clown of HC, since he's ****ing weird as balls. Like a clown, eventually the ungrateful children in the ongoing overpaid birthday party of HC get sick of the weird ass clown running around in his brightly adorned colors, and they start yelling at him, and even a spoiled brat or two throws some objects at this face. Forfy gets hit in the head, slips, and bleeds to death on the concrete sidewalk while the party continues on unhindered.

8. Who's going to be famous?
None of you are going to be famous, for the same reason none of you are going to be rich.

9. Who's presence do you really miss on HC?
Asheera, because she was a ton of fun in the duels, and was extremely polite and respectful.

10. Who's most likely to secretly be a ninja?
Keksimaton, because you would never expect it, and if you immediately suspect a person to be a ninja, then what sort of ninja are they? (though this in itself implies that he isn't a ninja, since you shouldn't be able to suspect a person of being so unsuspecting...  unless he expects me to suspect that)

11. When dropped over the Amazonas Rainforest without supplies (but a working parachute) who'd be the most likely to make it out alive?
I would, because I'm a complete badass in the wilderness and would be able to make my way to the upper canopy to view my surroundings; and then go from there. Everybody else would get ravaged by hormone-raging ants.

12. ... is going to Hell.
Every single one of us.

13. “He that can have Patience, can have what he will” - Benjamin Franklin is the lifestyle of?
JollyJoker, because he's so damn old

14. Who do you think has been in the most fist fights (martial arts don't count)
Assuming he isn't constantly full of ****, I would assume Kipshasz

16. Who'd make for the best superhero (add her/his superhero name if you can)?
Smithy would be Captain Red, whose superpower would be to turn everybody red... WITH DEATH. He would be the superpower because he's currently the only member that seems to possess a highly fluent amount of wordiness, excluding Azagal, but Azagal smells funny.

17. Who's probably a good dancer?
Azagal, because he went to a club and listened to the Ghostbuster Remix song, and he started dancing out of the joy swelling within his soul.

18. ... must have the best pick up lines!
Doomforge, because his life is ruled by his dick, and in order to have a highly active dick, you usually have to have an active tongue, in more ways than one.

19. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that ..... spends a lot of his money on clothes.
Doomforge, because his life is ruled by his dick and that likely involves being garbed in fine attire

20. Who'd walk into a pack of hungry lions and steal their last meal (the getting away part shouldn't be part of your decision).
JoonasTo, because he's a semi-sociopath

21. .... would buy a plane ticket without knowing where it'd take him
Mightymage, because he sucks at looking far into the future

22. If your life had a soundtrack what song(s) would it be?
My life isn't nearly epic or significant enough to have a complimentary soundtrack. Get back to me when I invent a fusion-powered toothbrush or assassinate the Dalai Lama.

23. When on vacation in a new country/city ..... would probably plan the whole trip beforehand instead of just doing things as they come.
Alcibiades. He seems very particular

24. Trapped by "©Apeture Science" .... would make his/her way out.
Trapped by a what?

25. You accidentally (or maybe not so accidentally you sneaky basterd) end up in the victoria secret model changing room. ______ first comment would be "Oh sweet you can see a zeppelin if you look out the window!".
I would, because it would be a subtle way of insulting the *****es in the room by showing that I'm not consumed by their overrated presence.

26. ..... probably knows a thing or two about wine.
JollyJoker, because he's so ****ing old.

27. If HC would be a play of "Romeo and & Juliet" Romeo/Julia would be? (Note that no relation between the people you name has to be there. Or else all of us could probably only answer Acu/Selcy or The_Gootch/Violent_flower/Peacemaker/Probably someoneelse too all the oldtimer female american members from back in the day  have the hots for the guy.).
Jabanoss/Evinin. I know he's secretly sweating over her, and Evinin is growing increasingly discontent with her boyfriend.

28. .... most likely prefers working alone over working with a group of people.
SkrentyzMienty, cuz'

29. When the moonlanding turns out to have been a hoax (lol I know just go with it) .... will be the first to go "I TOLD YOU SO!!"
Nobody here that I know of.

30. If we were back in 1500~ .... would totally be a Hermit.
Mytical, because mainstream society would drive him out with sticks and torches.

31. .... cries everytime when he/she watches "Forrest Gump"
Me.

32. If .... won the lottery I really doubt much would change about her/him.
DagothGares, because he would become gridlocked by the implications of wealth and be frozen in his next course of action and keep living out his life as usual.

33. It's the year 8913 Skynet has taken over everything and the machines rise to destroy humanity. On the last outpost of humanity the final dawn has come with no means of escape or hope of rescue. .... would rally the other survivors and take as many of the machinebasterds with her/him before she/he bit the dust.
Nobody would come remotely close to doing such a thing. We would all get the living **** kicked out of us, with our internal organs strewn across the room as though a very large baby were playing with our corpses.

34. .... most likely forgets his own birthday.
JollyJoker, because is so damn old.

35. Trapped on a lonely island miles away from civilazation with a toaster, some chewing gum, a plank and some local fruits ______ builds a solar powered spacecraft capable of making the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs while giving pleasant massages.
Binabik. He's a handyman.

36. .... believes that Hogwarts is going to enrole him oneday.... his letter just got lost in the postoffice. Stupid owls must have mixed something up.
Xerox. His day will yet come.

37. "Live fast, die young" is the motto ooooof?
Darkshadow. He's already talked about how bat**** crazy he is with his obsession to die.

38. What story/play/movie/game does HC remind you of and why?
Johnny Mnemonic, because we're all so ****ing weird as balls.

By Meroe:
39. Who's HC nutty professor?
Corribus, cause he's the closet thing to a professor, and he's definitely nutty with his odd bathroom fears.

40. Who is secretly a member of British Royalty?
William. His name is William, he gets a hard on every time he hears the word "England", and his girlfriend is English. The conclusion? Exiled British Royalty.

42. Who is an undercover agent for the CIA?
Mamgaeater. He's so unimpressionable and passive. Definitely a ****ing agent.

By ARRRRRRRRGHDRIUS:
43. Who do you think is the most likely next person to reach Admirable status?
Veco, because when I become mod, I am going to troll the living **** out of him with QPs

44. Who's most likely to secretely be a PIRATE?
Baklava, because he's already openly a pirate that mercilessly steals food from the mouths of starving programmers, shortly after spilling the blood of their children over their face and letting them nearly drown in their own tears from grief and trauma. Their miserable existence ends through a curtain of liquid red and pain, as the Blade of Bak severs their spine and leaves them a lifeless husk upon the kitchen floor. Freshly squeezed orange juice and strawberry yogurt still scent the room, strangely contrasting the brutal carnage.

45. In a hostage situation, who do you think is the most likely to try and make up a plan and ambush the criminal?
Azagal. By fate, he would be positioned next to an attractive woman, and he would be compelled to try to impress her through his futile act of courage, only to be blasted to smithereens by a spray of bullets.

46. Who do you believe would enjoy skydiving the most?
Trogdor. He wouldn't have noticed that I cut the string to his parachute just before jumping. For the lulz.

47. You're now casting the next James Bond movie, who do you think would fit the role of Q?
Mvassilev. He's a closet-villain waiting to come out.

Adrius & Meroe collaboration:
48. Who is most likely to direct an Oscar-awarded porno?
Aculius, starring Selcy, via webcam, unbeknownst to her.

By Jaba
49. Who is the most mysterious poster?
Meroe. She's totally an alt. Totally.

50. Who is most likely to sell his/her soul to the devil?
Anti_Paladin. He would sell if=t for a wealth of various riches so that he would be able to do something besides post random pictures of him in a military uniform in front of a generic telephone pole on some ****hole road.

51. Who is the most sarcastic?
Keksimaton. He's such a Sarcastic Susan.

By FFS
52. Who's the last person at HC after everyone else have left?
Mvassilev. He'd still be looking through 4+ year-old threads, dreaming of past days and thinking about bumping them, but never having the courage to go through with it.

53. Matchmaking: Who'll end up with whom?
Selcy and Aculius
Meroe and Azagal
Myself and Kookaster
Geny and Pandora
Jabanoss and Evinin
Corribus and Shyranis
Darkshadow and Nighterror
KuzAnn and KuzAnn.


54. Who scares you?
Angelito. I think he wants to kill me.

55. Who would you really like to get to know in real life? (It's not supposed to be considering an insult to those who're not mentioned)
None of you.

56. Whos post do you look most forward to reading when you see them in the "last 20 replies" section (slightly altered)
Tough decision. Though he isn't my overall favorite poster, Baklava's replies oft leave conflict and glorious mayhem in their wake in a non-gay sort of way.

57. Who's secretly controlling the universe?
Vlaad. His cool confidence. His suave demeanor. His pearly teeth. His relaxed posture. His subtle touch. He obviously fears nothing because he rules everything.

By Gnomes
58. The most active poster overall iiiiiiiiiiis ...?

Corribus. Those essay don't write themselves.

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blizzardboy
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posted May 13, 2011 02:25 AM

****, the BB codes, they're broken. I hate this ****ing forum.
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Jabanoss
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posted May 13, 2011 02:36 AM
Edited by Jabanoss at 02:37, 13 May 2011.

Silly Blizzboy, there is no such thing as [/georgia] only [ /font]... you know.

Edit: I will compile a list of my favorite gems in this thread so far later. There is a lot of them.
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The_Gootch
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posted May 13, 2011 02:37 AM

Who the **** is Georgia!?

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smithey
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Yes im red, choke on it !!!
posted May 13, 2011 02:56 AM
Edited by smithey at 03:12, 13 May 2011.

It was Either Blizz's way of sharing his mom's name (for some perverted reason only known to him) with us or maybe he's from Atlanta and he was expressing his patriotism... Why are you all in his grill ? let the man scream Georgia if he feels like it, It's far from being the worst he's said thus far [North Dakota/]

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posted May 13, 2011 04:48 AM
Edited by Fauch at 04:52, 13 May 2011.

I'll try to answer 2 or 3 stuffs :

1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?

maybe trogdor, with comics.

2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?

not sure, currently, maybe smithey because he starts lots of subjects

3. Who do you think contributes most to the Temple?

probably elvin

4. Who do you think contributes most to the  Altar?

no one, it's a mess Ubihole actually, that's saying the mess it is lol

5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?

what do you mean by contributing?

6. Who's probably going to get rich?

mvass

7. Who's the Clown of HC?

bliz

8. Who's going to be famous?

err... selcy maybe, but maybe not by her own will

9. Who's presence do you really miss on HC?

what? there are people missing?

10. Who's most likely to secretly be a ninja?

err...

11. When dropped over the Amazonas Rainforest without supplies (but a working parachute) who'd be the most likely to make it out alive?

darkshadow. he would just burn the whole forest.

12. ... is going to Hell.

darkshadow, that's where he lives

13. “He that can have Patience, can have what he will” - Benjamin Franklin is the lifestyle of?

sounds like elodin

14. Who do you think has been in the most fist fights (martial arts don't count)?

forf, with some part of his body

15. .... could've probably talked Ghandi into beating up the Queen.

corribus, if he wanted to

16. If HC was one big band who would be the lead singer?

nightterror, well, if it is a rock band

17. Who'd make for the best villian (add his/her supervillian name if you can)?

mvass, vilains don't show feelings name : diabeetus

16. Who'd make for the best superhero (add her/his superhero name if you can)?

gnomes. but he would only save girls. name : Super Gnome lol

17. Who's probably a good dancer?

forf. awesome nude dancer

18. ... must have the best pick up lines!

selcy. actually she doesn't even need to talk.

19. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that ..... spends a lot of his money on clothes.

don't know... meroe because she is a girl lol

20. Who'd walk into a pack of hungry lions and steal their last meal (the getting away part shouldn't be part of your decision).

no idea

21. .... would buy a plane ticket without knowing where it'd take him

hum... maybe I would do that. depends on who is coming with me

22. If your life had a soundtrack what song(s) would it be?

no song at all I guess

23. When on vacation in a new country/city ..... would probably plan the whole trip beforehand instead of just doing things as they come.

I don't know, corribus?

24. Trapped by "©Apeture Science" .... would make his/her way out.

nocturnal. I guess he trained a lot

25. You accidentally (or maybe not so accidentally you sneaky basterd) end up in the victoria secret model changing room. ______ first comment would be "Oh sweet you can see a zeppelin if you look out the window!".

forf

26. ..... probably knows a thing or two about wine.

salamandre

27. If HC would be a play of "Romeo and & Juliet" Romeo/Julia would be? (Note that no relation between the people you name has to be there. Or else all of us could probably only answer Acu/Selcy or The_Gootch/Violent_flower/Peacemaker/Probably someoneelse too all the oldtimer female american members from back in the day  have the hots for the guy.).

forf and elvin

28. .... most likely prefers working alone over working with a group of people.

me. unless they are very good looking girls

29. When the moonlanding turns out to have been a hoax (lol I know just go with it) .... will be the first to go "I TOLD YOU SO!!"

elodin would deny that russians were first in space, but here we are talking about america...

30. If we were back in 1500~ .... would totally be a Hermit.

all of us, except girls we would have no idea of what the sun and girls are.

31. .... cries everytime when he/she watches "Forrest Gump"

don't know

32. If .... won the lottery I really doubt much would change about her/him.

forf, would still be crazy

33. It's the year 8913 Skynet has taken over everything and the machines rise to destroy humanity. On the last outpost of humanity the final dawn has come with no means of escape or hope of rescue. .... would rally the other survivors and take as many of the machinebasterds with her/him before she/he bit the dust.

elodin. god told him to do it.

34. .... most likely forgets his own birthday.

I've already forgotten mine

35. Trapped on a lonely island miles away from civilazation with a toaster, some chewing gum, a plank and some local fruits ______ builds a solar powered spacecraft capable of making the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs while giving pleasant massages.

I have no idea what that means, but I guess corribus can do it

36. .... believes that Hogwarts is going to enrole him oneday.... his letter just got lost in the postoffice. Stupid owls must have mixed something up.

poudlard is only the french name? I don't know

37. "Live fast, die young" is the motto ooooof?

doomforge? not sure about the die young though

38. What story/play/movie/game does HC remind you of and why?

OSM "quasimodo d'el paris" with elodin as frollo
VW "wayne's world" maybe

By Meroe:
39. Who's HC nutty professor?

elodin

40. Who is secretly a member of British Royalty?

selcy

42. Who is an undercover agent for the CIA?

elodin

By ARRRRRRRRGHDRIUS:
43. Who do you think is the most likely next person to reach Admirable status?

forf. with some sexual favours

44. Who's most likely to secretely be a PIRATE?

bak

45. In a hostage situation, who do you think is the most likely to try and make up a plan and ambush the criminal?

elodin and his shotgun. poor criminals should have better stayed in bed

46. Who do you believe would enjoy skydiving the most?

don't know

47. You're now casting the next James Bond movie, who do you think would fit the role of Q?

doomforge. he would equip him with alarms and a dog, so that baddies can't take him by surprise

Adrius & Meroe collaboration:
48. Who is most likely to direct an Oscar-awarded porno?

me forf would never win an oscar lol

By Jaba
49. Who is the most mysterious poster?

corribus, you can only see his eye

50. Who is most likely to sell his/her soul to the devil?

mvass

51. Who is the most sarcastic?

don't know. probably bliz, when he is talking about himself

By FFS
52. Who's the last person at HC after everyone else have left?

elodin lol. he will get the last word

53. Matchmaking: Who'll end up with whom?

elodin vs that griffin dude with an impossible to write name

54. Who scares you?

corribus, look at that eye

55. Who would you really like to get to know in real life? (It's not supposed to be considering an insult to those who're not mentioned)

forf

56. Whos post do you look most forward to reading when you see them in the "last 20 replies" section (slightly altered)

no one in particular

57. Who's secretly controlling the universe?

valeriy obviously

By Gnomes
58. The most active poster overall iiiiiiiiiiis ...?

elodin



selcy wrote :
Quote:
55. Who would you really like to get to know in real life? (It's not supposed to be considering an insult to those who're not mentioned)
Meroe, Elvin, Duke, Gnomes, Azzie and maybe a few others


wow, acu, you are screwed

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posted May 13, 2011 07:07 AM

Wow Blizz you still on the alt hunt??? Hmm Hmm.  Tell me, is it tearing you up inside??  So you're much publicized sojourn in the forest, wearing only oiled loincloths and eating funny mushrooms and small rodents not help you find your 'inner warrior?'.  I still think you were 'camping out' at Ramada Inn!
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posted May 13, 2011 11:12 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 23:17, 13 May 2011.

I wasn't expecting to have internets where I am in West Virginia, but the reach of the internets is long. Anyway, of course you're an alt. Do you think you can so easily fool the blizzardboy?
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posted May 14, 2011 12:03 AM
Edited by selcy at 00:04, 14 May 2011.



selcy wrote :
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55. Who would you really like to get to know in real life? (It's not supposed to be considering an insult to those who're not mentioned)
Meroe, Elvin, Duke, Gnomes, Azzie and maybe a few others


wow, acu, you are screwed


No cos that says who would you really like to get to know well Acu and I are meeting and will get to know plenty so theres a difference

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posted May 14, 2011 12:25 AM

Quote:
wearing only oiled loincloths

I believe you can now safely narrow your investigation to Forf and Lexxan, Bliz.
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ohforfsake
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posted May 14, 2011 02:49 AM

I admit!

I played Dungeons and Dragons Online all alone!!!

That's also why no one of you have been able to play with Meroe yet, she doesn't exist!!!


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posted May 14, 2011 07:05 AM
Edited by Aculias at 07:47, 14 May 2011.

Alright lets do this lol.
I will try to keep it with the times & not name people retired or from the past!
i wont mention me except the relationship one lol.

Ze Questiones

1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
AzaGAL

2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?
MVASS!

3. Who do you think contributes most to the Temple?
Dont care

4. Who do you think contributes most to the  Altar?
Dont care either

5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
Ohfor (All his threads are in there

6. Who's probably going to get rich?
Who really cares about money lol

7. Who's the Clown of HC?
Blizzard

8. Who's going to be famous?
Wog. His bleach blondeness will go places

9. Who's presence do you really miss on HC?
Pandora

10. Who's most likely to secretly be a ninja?
AnitaPaliDan

11. When dropped over the Amazonas Rainforest without supplies (but a working parachute) who'd be the most likely to make it out alive?
Selcy!

12. ... is going to Hell.
Blizzard. Just to see if hell could freeze over

13. “He that can have Patience, can have what he will” - Benjamin Franklin is the lifestyle of?
MVass!

14. Who do you think has been in the most fist fights (martial arts don't count)?
The Gootchy!!!

15. .... could've probably talked Ghandi into beating up the Queen.
The Gootchy lol.

16. If HC was one big band who would be the lead singer?
BiBanik. He got that folky country mellow accent!

17. Who'd make for the best villian (add his/her supervillian name if you can)? Trodger

16. Who'd make for the best superhero (add her/his superhero name if you can)?Ohforf Super freakazoid!

17. Who's probably a good dancer?
Duke Falcon!

18. ... must have the best pick up lines!
Corribus!

19. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that ..... spends a lot of his money on clothes.
Wog! With that bleachness, he needs the cloths to go with it

20. Who'd walk into a pack of hungry lions and steal their last meal (the getting away part shouldn't be part of your decision).
Jonas! Just cant promise he will make it

21. .... would buy a plane ticket without knowing where it'd take him
MVass (Without Politics, what else does he know )

22. If your life had a soundtrack what song(s) would it be?
God save my hot link!!

23. When on vacation in a new country/city ..... would probably plan the whole trip beforehand instead of just doing things as they come.
Yea probably would lol.

24. Trapped by "©Apeture Science" .... would make his/her way out.
Yea ok.

25. You accidentally (or maybe not so accidentally you sneaky basterd) end up in the victoria secret model changing room. ______ first comment would be "Oh sweet you can see a zeppelin if you look out the window!".
Yea these questions are not that great LOL

26. ..... probably knows a thing or two about wine.
Selcy!

27. If HC would be a play of "Romeo and & Juliet" Romeo/Julia would be? (Note that no relation between the people you name has to be there. Or else all of us could probably only answer Acu/Selcy or The_Gootch/Violent_flower/Peacemaker/Probably someoneelse too all the oldtimer female american members from back in the day  have the hots for the guy.).
blah

28. .... most likely prefers working alone over working with a group of people.
BakLava!

29. When the moonlanding turns out to have been a hoax (lol I know just go with it) .... will be the first to go "I TOLD YOU SO!!"
William lol

30. If we were back in 1500~ .... I would predict the 1666 fires

31. .... cries everytime when he/she watches "Forrest Gump"
Gnomes!

32. If .... won the lottery I really doubt much would change about her/him.
Selcy

33. It's the year 8913 Skynet has taken over everything and the machines rise to destroy humanity. On the last outpost of humanity the final dawn has come with no means of escape or hope of rescue. .... would rally the other survivors and take as many of the machinebasterds with her/him before she/he bit the dust.
Hide in a bunker & wait for doomsday! If it can not be stopped, might as well hide lol.

34. .... most likely forgets his own birthday.
The oldest member here!

35. Trapped on a lonely island miles away from civilazation with a toaster, some chewing gum, a plank and some local fruits ______ builds a solar powered spacecraft capable of making the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs while giving pleasant massages.
oh brother lol

36. .... believes that Hogwarts is going to enrole him oneday.... his letter just got lost in the postoffice. Stupid owls must have mixed something up.
lol

37. "Live fast, die young" is the motto ooooof?
Stupid motto lol.

38. What story/play/movie/game does HC remind you of and why?
Dont want to get into it lol.


By Meroe:
39. Who's HC nutty professor?
Angelito!

40. Who is secretly a member of British Royalty?
Selcy, who else lol.

42. Who is an undercover agent for the CIA?
Melroe. HEHE

By ARRRRRRRRGHDRIUS:
43. Who do you think is the most likely next person to reach Admirable status?
Ohforf, he is the new Woocky of spam with nonsense lol.

44. Who's most likely to secretely be a PIRATE?
Mytical!!!

45. In a hostage situation, who do you think is the most likely to try and make up a plan and ambush the criminal?
Duke Falcon, I mean look at the avatar!

46. Who do you believe would enjoy skydiving the most?
Melroe!

47. You're now casting the next James Bond movie, who do you think would fit the role of Q?
Baklava!

Adrius & Meroe collaboration:
48. Who is most likely to direct an Oscar-awarded porno?
The Gootchy!

By Jaba
49. Who is the most mysterious poster?
Melroe!

50. Who is most likely to sell his/her soul to the devil?
Blizzard. He would sell his own webbles for a blow up doll!

51. Who is the most sarcastic?
Elvin!

By FFS
52. Who's the last person at HC after everyone else have left?
Salamandre! I think!

53. Matchmaking: Who'll end up with whom?
Selcy & Aculias!!!

54. Who scares you?
Ohfor! I think he wants to take my webbles

55. Who would you really like to get to know in real life? (It's not supposed to be considering an insult to those who're not mentioned)
Obviously Selcy, but I will step it up & say Pandora!

56. Whos post do you look most forward to reading when you see them in the "last 20 replies" section (slightly altered)
The Gootchy!

57. Who's secretly controlling the universe?
I can actually picture Mytical!

By Gnomes
58. The most active poster overall iiiiiiiiiiis ...?
Not you Gnomes I would say a toss between Blizzard & Ohforf.
To guys who dont even know how to flirt
Well maybe to the guys it would work

Who is the most Annoying Member of HC.
OhForf! On & off HC, nothing but annoyance lol.

What HC Member do you respect.
There are alot of them.
I respect everyone here, unless they give me a reason not to.
I always respected Mytical & the Gootchy.
I guess the most has always been Pandora.

The HC spammer of 2011.
Gnomes! See i said your name lol.

Best reasonable Political debater.
I always had & always will say Bort.
I will go on & limb & say a toss between Doomforge & Corribus

Biggest rival on HC
In the past it was Consis who back stabbed me.
For fun it was Anita PaliDAN. it was fun.
I guess nowadays it would be Blizzard!
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Undead, but warm and fuzzy
posted May 14, 2011 04:34 PM
Edited by yaeliccc at 16:47, 14 May 2011.

Ze Questiones

1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
Goes investigating the wonders of the tavern, returns half an hour later drunk on ale with the name Corribus

2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?
After learning from her previous mistake this time spends only half a minute of her time, smithey

3. Who do you think contributes most to the Temple?
Goes in expecting a monk of some sort but instead finds valeriy, that’s the cute guy who answered my annoying mail about avatars, he has all the answers and hes quite polite, thank u valeriy

4. Who do you think contributes most to the  Altar?
Doesn’t spend a sec of her time this time around all happy coz she knows just the right answer, elvin the glorious archer and ceph the magnificent (pletty pletty phoenix)

5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
Vasteland ? contributes to vastland ? skips the paradox and keeps it movin

6. Who's probably going to get rich?
Nighty of course, she’ll marry some old wrinkled rich guy, terrorize him in his dreams, three months later once he dies she’ll enjoy his money

7. Who's the Clown of HC?
Vitorsly, he said it so himself

8. Who's going to be famous?
Xhane

9. Who's presence do you really miss on HC?
Reads the question 235 times, doesn’t understand it and keeps it movin

10. Who's most likely to secretly be a ninja?
Valenteen he always steals blacksofty’s property and leaks it, must be a stealth master

11. When dropped over the Amazonas Rainforest without supplies (but a working parachute) who'd be the most likely to make it out alive?
Oh my, everybody I hope after reading this
Locate the crash site – check
Locate the black box – check
Push the sos button  - check
Find a hog and a poisonous dart frog for protection – check
Flair gun for fun – check
One anaconda for a nice bag and a scarf – check
Crocodile to make my sister a belt – check
Avoid swimming coz piranhas get all jealous of my sexy tush – check
Learn to speak spiderish - check
Take out the lipstick and paint war paint on my face coz natives like Indians – check
Find some  plagues blankets coz natives like those as well – check
Once the natives show up take the rightful place of a queen – check
As soon as the rescue team shows up, tell natives to capture them coz its always snice to have hunky marines as slaves – check
Survival guide over


12. ... is going to Hell.
Me, coz I single handedly caused chicken genocide, but the action was forced on me

13. “He that can have Patience, can have what he will” - Benjamin Franklin is the lifestyle of?
Nelgrith coz hes never pissed when the game gets postponed

14. Who do you think has been in the most fist fights (martial arts don't count)?
You mean who was bullied as a child ? I hope no one

15. .... could've probably talked Ghandi into beating up the Queen.
That’s just dumb, the queen would paint her walls with ghandis blood and go on to have a cup of tea with kate

16. If HC was one big band who would be the lead singer?
Wait what ?

17. Who'd make for the best villian (add his/her supervillian name if you can)?
The person whos the happiest when others are miserable that’s an easy one, kodial79 code name orcwannabe

16. Who'd make for the best superhero (add her/his superhero name if you can)?
Avinin, she totally killed in troy

17. Who's probably a good dancer?
Moi of course considering ive danced ballet for more than a decade

18. ... must have the best pick up lines!
OhforaFname

19. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that ..... spends a lot of his money on clothes.
Why me and alci for sure, together if possible (we would take meroe with us coz she hates dresses ), if not, it depends on who makes more money

20. Who'd walk into a pack of hungry lions and steal their last meal (the getting away part shouldn't be part of your decision).
Probably somebody from the vasteland.

21. .... would buy a plane ticket without knowing where it'd take him
Whoever lives in a horrible place, destination would be better anyways

22. If your life had a soundtrack what song(s) would it be?
Hungry lucy  - song - jealousy

23. When on vacation in a new country/city ..... would probably plan the whole trip beforehand instead of just doing things as they come.
Nelgrith, he seems so formal

24. Trapped by "©Apeture Science" .... would make his/her way out.
Valenteen hes a ninja

25. You accidentally (or maybe not so accidentally you sneaky basterd) end up in the victoria secret model changing room. ______ first comment would be "Oh sweet you can see a zeppelin if you look out the window!".
I think alci, and I hope his second sentence would be could I have some of your lingerie for a fellow member in the HC at that point I would be like yeey!  ty alci then I would figure out a sneaky way of sending him for some shoes as well

26. ..... probably knows a thing or two about wine.
Nelgrith, French ppl know their wine

27. If HC would be a play of "Romeo and & Juliet" Romeo/Julia would be? (Note that no relation between the people you name has to be there. Or else all of us could probably only answer Acu/Selcy or The_Gootch/Violent_flower/Peacemaker/Probably someoneelse too all the oldtimer female american members from back in the day  have the hots for the guy.).
Probably the girl with the fly name aka selina and her watery creature

28. .... most likely prefers working alone over working with a group of people.
doubledeck

29. When the moonlanding turns out to have been a hoax (lol I know just go with it) .... will be the first to go "I TOLD YOU SO!!"
Wait what ? but but I have purchased a small ranch on the moon

30. If we were back in 1500~ .... would totally be a Hermit.
That’s silly there are still places worldwide where ppl behave like its 1500

31. .... cries everytime when he/she watches "Forrest Gump"
starts crying

32. If .... won the lottery I really doubt much would change about her/him.
Ignores the question in a lady like manner

33. It's the year 8913 Skynet has taken over everything and the machines rise to destroy humanity. On the last outpost of humanity the final dawn has come with no means of escape or hope of rescue. .... would rally the other survivors and take as many of the machinebasterds with her/him before she/he bit the dust.
+
35. Trapped on a lonely island miles away from civilazation with a toaster, some chewing gum, a plank and some local fruits ______ builds a solar powered spacecraft capable of making the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs while giving pleasant massages.

Plays nice with her toaster until its 8913 at that stage the toaster is a vicious terminator as well as her friend, leaves the island and creates a world peace between toasters and humans

34. .... most likely forgets his own birthday.
Whoever is not a girl coz we celebrate for a week

36. .... believes that Hogwarts is going to enrole him oneday.... his letter just got lost in the postoffice. Stupid owls must have mixed something up.
Never watched that

37. "Live fast, die young" is the motto ooooof?
The oldest member of the community

38. What story/play/movie/game does HC remind you of and why?
Homer's Iliad and Odyssey

By Meroe:
39. Who's HC nutty professor?
mrdragon

40. Who is secretly a member of British Royalty?
paul romero

42. Who is an undercover agent for the CIA?
Invoking the fifth

By ARRRRRRRRGHDRIUS:
43. Who do you think is the most likely next person to reach Admirable status?
Que ?

44. Who's most likely to secretely be a PIRATE?
warlord

45. In a hostage situation, who do you think is the most likely to try and make up a plan and ambush the criminal?
Whoever is chosen as the first one to be executed

46. Who do you believe would enjoy skydiving the most?
Somebody who has nothing to live for

47. You're now casting the next James Bond movie, who do you think would fit the role of Q?
Ceph aka the pletty pletty red phoenix

Adrius & Meroe collaboration:
48. Who is most likely to direct an Oscar-awarded porno?
next

By Jaba
49. Who is the most mysterious poster?
next

50. Who is most likely to sell his/her soul to the devil?
There was some jerk called superior, him

51. Who is the most sarcastic?
Me and nightyBy FFS

52. Who's the last person at HC after everyone else have left?
Vitorsly, hes 13

53. Matchmaking: Who'll end up with whom?
nobody

54. Who scares you?
Elvin, he erased more than 200 pages of a thread in less than a week, that’s scary

55. Who would you really like to get to know in real life? (It's not supposed to be considering an insult to those who're not mentioned)
Ehmmm, sorry nobody, but its not personal

56. Whos post do you look most forward to reading when you see them in the "last 20 replies" section (slightly altered)
next

57. Who's secretly controlling the universe?
alciBy Gnomes

58. The most active poster overall iiiiiiiiiiis ?

elvin ?

By Moi aka the awesome queen of aztecs aka serial chicken killer aka medusa lover aka blacksofty basher aka cookie muncher aka i got tired of this

59. most likely to cheat on a test ?
60. who is the most delusional poster ?
61. who would make a perfect pet ?
62. with whom did you share your best/worst experience in HC ?
63. who has a tough time of letting things go ?
64. who would sacrifice his mom to save his own life ?
65. who had a bedwetting problem ?
66. who sings in a shower ?
67. when going through speed dating the least likely to get a phone number ?
68. most likely to get locked out of his house?
69. scared of needles ?
70. most likely to fall from a building and survive ?
71. most likely to self medicate ?

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posted May 14, 2011 06:21 PM
Edited by Jabanoss at 18:22, 14 May 2011.

Ah really good questions Yael.


Okay I just feel the need to comment on some of the gems in this thread that I find absolutely hilarious.

Meroe's:
"Who'd make for the best superhero (add her/his superhero name if you can)?  Jaba and Duke Falcon .... up up and away!!!  I do visualize both wearing their shorts over their pants on a daily basis "
Lol at gnomes and Meroe for think I would fit with Ohforf.

Ohforf's:
"37. "Live fast, die young" is the motto ooooof?
Someone dead?
"
And rofl @ all answers with me in them.

Baklava's:
"14. Who do you think has been in the most fist fights (martial arts don't count)?
Xerox.
If you mean two-sided fist fights, I suppose it'd be Kipshasz then. Or Willy.
"


Blizzboy's:
"Jabanoss/Evinin. I know he's secretly sweating over her, and Evinin is growing increasingly discontent with her boyfriend."
Haha you really think so? Well she's certainly beautiful, but no, I'm not sweating over her.

And Lol @ this:
"43. Who do you think is the most likely next person to reach Admirable status?
Veco, because when I become mod, I am going to troll the living **** out of him with QPs
".
and this:
"48. Who is most likely to direct an Oscar-awarded porno?
Aculius, starring Selcy, via webcam, unbeknownst to her.
"


Oh yeah and Azagal's prediction of who's going to end up with who just takes the prize.
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ohforfsake
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Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted May 14, 2011 06:45 PM

Quote:
Lol at gnomes and Meroe for think I would fit with Ohforf.


Quote:

Haha you really think so? Well she's certainly beautiful, but no, I'm not sweating over her.


Well. What are you then? Sweating under her?

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Famous Hero
Lord of Image Spam
posted May 14, 2011 08:58 PM

Quote:
3. Who do you think contributes most to the Temple?
Goes in expecting a monk of some sort but instead finds valeriy, that’s the cute guy who answered my annoying mail about avatars, he has all the answers and hes quite polite, thank u valeriy



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Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted May 14, 2011 09:05 PM

She obviously means salamandre!

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Darkshadow
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Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
posted July 21, 2011 09:00 PM

Im answering but only because Jabanoss forced me to

Ze Questiones

1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?

Azagal

2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?

Corribus

3. Who do you think contributes most to the Temple?

No one in particular contributes more than the other (aka I haven't visited the temple in 2 years)

4. Who do you think contributes most to the  Altar?

see above

5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?

contribute? VW? you are crazy

6. Who's probably going to get rich?

Not one of us because if you were to get rich you would spend the time getting money instead of reading this

7. Who's the Clown of HC?

Lexxan

8. Who's going to be famous?

Xerox will become a Porn star

9. Who's presence do you really miss on HC?

TheDeath

10. Who's most likely to secretly be a ninja?

Meroe

11. When dropped over the Amazonas Rainforest without supplies (but a working parachute) who'd be the most likely to make it out alive?

Ohfor

12. ... is going to Hell.

Elodin

13. “He that can have Patience, can have what he will” - Benjamin Franklin is the lifestyle of?

wait what

14. Who do you think has been in the most fist fights (martial arts don't count)?

That bruised up guy called bob

15. .... could've probably talked Ghandi into beating up the Queen.

Mvass

16. If HC was one big band who would be the lead singer?

Val ofc

17. Who'd make for the best villian (add his/her supervillian name if you can)?

Dagoth. I can already see him laughing madly while having a stylish top hat and a monocle

16. Who'd make for the best superhero (add her/his superhero name if you can)?

Elvin.

He trolls bots and doesnt afraid of anything

17. Who's probably a good dancer?

err... I dont know

18. ... must have the best pick up lines!

Blizz

19. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that ..... spends a lot of his money on clothes.

Me!

20. Who'd walk into a pack of hungry lions and steal their last meal (the getting away part shouldn't be part of your decision).

Joonas

21. .... would buy a plane ticket without knowing where it'd take him

Sorry but that sounds really dumb

22. If your life had a soundtrack what song(s) would it be?

Born to raise hell by Motorhead
Killed by death by Motorhead
From here to eternity by Iron Maiden



23. When on vacation in a new country/city ..... would probably plan the whole trip beforehand instead of just doing things as they come.

JollyJoker

24. Trapped by "©Apeture Science" .... would make his/her way out.

Celf

Basically would outcrazy glados

25. You accidentally (or maybe not so accidentally you sneaky basterd) end up in the victoria secret model changing room. ______ first comment would be "Oh sweet you can see a zeppelin if you look out the window!".

Xerox

26. ..... probably knows a thing or two about wine.

Fauch

27. If HC would be a play of "Romeo and & Juliet" Romeo/Julia would be? (Note that no relation between the people you name has to be there. Or else all of us could probably only answer Acu/Selcy or The_Gootch/Violent_flower/Peacemaker/Probably someoneelse too all the oldtimer female american members from back in the day  have the hots for the guy.).

Gotta pick something...

Acu & Will

*trollface*

28. .... most likely prefers working alone over working with a group of people.

how the clown am i supposed to know?!

29. When the moonlanding turns out to have been a hoax (lol I know just go with it) .... will be the first to go "I TOLD YOU SO!!"

TheDeath

30. If we were back in 1500~ .... would totally be a Hermit.

each and every one of us.

31. .... cries everytime when he/she watches "Forrest Gump"

Nightterror

32. If .... won the lottery I really doubt much would change about her/him.

None of us have enough swoopy-loopy to know what it feels like being rich

33. It's the year 8913 Skynet has taken over everything and the machines rise to destroy humanity. On the last outpost of humanity the final dawn has come with no means of escape or hope of rescue. .... would rally the other survivors and take as many of the machinebasterds with her/him before she/he bit the dust.

Adrius

34. .... most likely forgets his own birthday.

Alot of ppl do at some point

35. Trapped on a lonely island miles away from civilazation with a toaster, some chewing gum, a plank and some local fruits ______ builds a solar powered spacecraft capable of making the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs while giving pleasant massages.

Doomforge

his name says it all

36. .... believes that Hogwarts is going to enrole him oneday.... his letter just got lost in the postoffice. Stupid owls must have mixed something up.

Is it just me or are these questions getting dumber as we go?

37. "Live fast, die young" is the motto ooooof?

People who are out there living their lives instead of surfing the internet all day

38. What story/play/movie/game does HC remind you of and why?

Inferno by Dante

Basically the 9 levels of hell. starts at light in library forum then ends in complete abaddon-all-hope style in OSM

By Meroe:
39. Who's HC nutty professor?

Corribus

40. Who is secretly a member of British Royalty?

Jabanoss

Just compare his avatar to any British king.They look 90% the same.

42. Who is an undercover agent for the CIA?

Keksimaton

is busy hunting KGB agents thus explaining his lack of activity.

By ARRRRRRRRGHDRIUS:
43. Who do you think is the most likely next person to reach Admirable status?

I will

already bribed the mods too

44. Who's most likely to secretely be a PIRATE?

Del_Diablo

unless you mean a real pirate ofc.

45. In a hostage situation, who do you think is the most likely to try and make up a plan and ambush the criminal?

ehh see answer to 36

46. Who do you believe would enjoy skydiving the most?

the hell? you come on ask all these questions expecting me to know 100% about each and every member?!...

...Gnomes

47. You're now casting the next James Bond movie, who do you think would fit the role of Q?

Alci

Adrius & Meroe collaboration:
48. Who is most likely to direct an Oscar-awarded porno?

Dunno but Xerox will star in it

By Jaba
49. Who is the most mysterious poster?

Ohfor

50. Who is most likely to sell his/her soul to the devil?

Elodin

He already has, and defends Christianity to the last breath to avoid people finding out

51. Who is the most sarcastic?

Bak

By FFS
52. Who's the last person at HC after everyone else have left?

Val

if everyone left then someone has to shut down the server ofc.

53. Matchmaking: Who'll end up with whom?

Adrius will end up with Xerox

54. Who scares you?

I do.

55. Who would you really like to get to know in real life? (It's not supposed to be considering an insult to those who're not mentioned)

Kip, Shyranis and probably Blizz

56. Whos post do you look most forward to reading when you see them in the "last 20 replies" section (slightly altered)

TheDeath

but wait...

57. Who's secretly controlling the universe?

Whoever controls the multi-verse

By Gnomes
58. The most active poster overall iiiiiiiiiiis ...?

Mightymage

Ok now im don...

Hey!Look!a flying troll!

*fkees*
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posted July 22, 2011 12:23 AM

Thanks for all of your hard work here Azagal ^_^
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Smooth Snake
posted June 29, 2014 04:34 PM

How shameful that I have to post my apologies for futher delays just belove someone praising me for my hard work lol. Eitherway I've been kept quite busy over the weekend so I won't be doing it today anymore. I'm sorry I'll definitely get it done by tuesday though. Pinky swear.
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