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Smithey
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posted August 26, 2011 12:24 AM |
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The worst thing that can happen....
Ok, we had a hate list, now we're gonna do a worst thing that can happen list....
You know the rules, list 5 things...
1. To wait for a game/movie/album for a decade and then to find out it's rubbish once it's actually out....
2. To be bitten by a dog.... indeed I'm talking about them nuts gents....
3. To have a baby and discover it's not white (even though your girlfriend is white)
4. To hear your girl call out Smithey's name in the middle of the you know what...
5. To die
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meroe
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posted August 26, 2011 12:32 AM |
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Well at the moment the only one I can think of now is:-
Having your guy call out Smithey's name whilst doing the .... you know what!!!
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Smithey
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posted August 26, 2011 12:37 AM |
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Well at the moment the only one I can think of now is:-
Having your guy call out Smithey's name whilst doing the .... you know what!!!
Lol.... 
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gnomes2169
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posted August 26, 2011 12:51 AM |
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1. Meeting a great girl, hitting it off with her, and then being separated after only a short fling. 
2. Dieing by a napalm flame that slowly spreads up your body while hanging upside down over a growing piece of bamboo
3. Watching your family die.
4. The middle of a battlefield in a war.
5. Being attacked by Velociraptors, who are apparently not afraid of fire and who can not only open doors by claw/ bite through wood, hiding in a closet and typing on HC in the hopes that someone will send help...
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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meroe
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posted August 26, 2011 12:59 AM |
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Edited by meroe at 01:08, 26 Aug 2011.
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1. Getting attacked by a shark.
2. Getting bitten by a poisonous snake, or any damn snake.
3. Being set on fire would seriously ruin my day.
4. Falling from a height, I have vertigo, so not nice again.
5. Being drowned by a horny dolphin.
As you can see, I have a healthy fear of dying violently.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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DagothGares
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posted August 26, 2011 01:03 AM |
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1. *goes knocking at girl who I've had a crush on for a very long time to tell her I moved on and am in a relationship with a different girl, yet I still feel the need to tell her, because I'm like so over her.*
*She opens, steps out, her belly all swollen*
"Oh, hey, Dagoth, I would like you to meet Pedro. He's my new boyfriend."
*Greasy Hispanic man steps outside with the biggest grin ever*
2. Land a job with my degree, but it mostly involves going back and forth between Archangelsk and Birobidzhan (for those not in the know: the northernmost ice port in the world and one of the furthest settlements in Russia which Stalin intended to be populated by Jews, respectively)to count sheep and negotiate for North-Korean coal miners in Russia and I routinely lose extremities due to frostbite, because I can't pay for a proper overcoat.
3. Work a cash register due to not being able to land a job in my desired field.
4. Any debilitating illness that affects the brain and is terminal in the long run.
5. Never growing independent, forever living in Antwerp, continuously consuming culture and never making any of it, while growing lonely, old and bitter as you see everyone else around you getting a successful live, becoming corporate hulks that have five mistresses and a big car and are dead inside.
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meroe
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posted August 26, 2011 01:08 AM |
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Dagoth, you've just given me nightmares! 
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Smithey
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posted August 26, 2011 01:12 AM |
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Depressing stuff DG.... 
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DagothGares
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posted August 26, 2011 01:15 AM |
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Really, dying isn't so bad, because when you're dead it's over and you don't care. It's much worse to reluctantly live on, yet staying alive, because maybe someday it will get better, except it probably won't and that's nightmarish and a lot more realistic.
(Admittedly being humped to death by a dolphin is right up there in my top three of "worst ways to go.")
(By the way, number one in "best ways to go" is "between the thighs of a woman.")
EDIT: By the way, I was laughing my toosh off when writing these down. Have a sense of humour about life, Jesus Christ. 
Besides, it's about me, why should you be depressed about some guy's bleak foresights whom you don't even know?
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Smithey
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posted August 26, 2011 01:18 AM |
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Really, dying isn't so bad, because when you're dead it's over and you don't care. It's much worse to reluctantly live on, yet staying alive, because maybe someday it will get better, except it probably won't and that's nightmarish and a lot more realistic.
(Admittedly being humped to death by a dolphin is right up there in my top three of "worst ways to go.")
(By the way, number one in "best ways to go" is "between the thighs of a woman.")
EDIT: By the way, I was laughing my toosh off when writing these down. Have a sense of humour about life, Jesus Christ.
Besides, it's about me, why should you be depressed about some guy's bleak foresights whom you don't even know?
How many times have you died to know all that ? lol
"between the thighs of a woman."  Well good luck brother
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blizzardboy
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posted August 26, 2011 01:19 AM |
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1. Swimming in an ocean with crystal clear water and looking down to see a giant squid beneath me.
2. Going blind.
3. Being eaten alive by a zombie.
4. Watching my family die.
5. Being old and lonely.
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gnomes2169
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posted August 26, 2011 01:25 AM |
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1. Being in the ocean and then getting swarmed by Jelly fish who pop out of cracks in the ****n' coral, forcing you to run a gauntlet back to the boat where you get stung at least twice.
2. Being killed by a random boomerang while on a picnic.
3. Killing a random guy with a boomerang and then having said boomerang come back to kill you...
4. Being bombed by the Russians.
5. Flying into the sun. It sucks man.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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blizzardboy
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posted August 26, 2011 01:26 AM |
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Who the hell has a phobia of boomerangs?
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meroe
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posted August 26, 2011 01:28 AM |
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Actually I love the idea of a zombie apocalypse!!! I know how to shoot guns, I want to drive a Humvee. I've seen Zombieland.
Lets go!!!
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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blizzardboy
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posted August 26, 2011 01:30 AM |
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Don't misunderstand. Gunning people down with a chain gun sounds better than sex, but if you were to get caught and started being devoured by a mindless human... eeeeeee.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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DagothGares
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posted August 26, 2011 01:30 AM |
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1. Swimming in an ocean with crystal clear water and looking down to see a giant squid beneath me.
Hey, man, but if you lived through that (unscathed, of course), that would be an amazing, exhilarating and hilarious experience.
@ smithey: Anyone claiming that William Masturbation Pun had it wrong is not worth arguing with in my book. 
@ blizz: That ain't nothing. I had a friend who was deathly afraid of croissants.
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blizzardboy
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posted August 26, 2011 01:34 AM |
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Now you're making me hungry.
I suppose I'm not in a position to make fun of people for odd phobias, seeing as how I have a phobia of giant squid. As if it wasn't ridiculous enough having that fear while in the ocean, the thought can also make me paranoid in a freshwater lake or... yes... a swimming pool.
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Smithey
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posted August 26, 2011 01:37 AM |
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Being buried alive aka claustrophobia is the only one that makes sense to me....
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DagothGares
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posted August 26, 2011 01:37 AM |
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Well, there are deep sea squid that have razor-sharp appendages inside their tentacles that rip ye to shreds when it's wrapping you, though I thought the really big snows were too deep to be encountered through conventional means.
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Being buried alive aka claustrophobia is the only one that makes sense to me....
It's the one that taps into our primal fears. The fear of drowning is related to it. Our other primal fear is the fear of being eaten alive, FYI.
And claustrophobia isn't the fear of being buried alive. It's the fear of being enclosed in tight, dark spaces.
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meroe
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posted August 26, 2011 01:38 AM |
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Edited by meroe at 01:47, 26 Aug 2011.
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Not to mention the razor sharp beak they have. Once they get you in that tentacly embrace, they start chomping on you Blizz. Oooh nasty.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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