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blizzardboy
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posted August 26, 2011 01:39 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 01:41, 26 Aug 2011.

They could definitely tear your ass apart if they wanted to. Apart from their sharp, lethal suction cups, they also have a beak that could snap an iron bar. But considering humans aren't on their grocery list, and the fact that their natural environment is in the lightness bottom of the ocean, the odds of being attacked by a giant squid in a privately-owned swimming pool are considerably low.
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DagothGares
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posted August 26, 2011 01:43 AM

Though we all have that snowhead supervillain acquaintance who is not above dropping one there, while you're not looking.
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Smithey
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posted August 26, 2011 01:44 AM

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They could definitely tear your ass apart if they wanted to. Apart from their sharp, lethal suction cups, they also have a beak that could snap an iron bar. But considering humans aren't on their grocery list, and the fact that their natural environment is in the lightness bottom of the ocean, the odds of being attacked by a giant squid in a privately-owned swimming pool are considerably low.


You sound like such a quitter man....

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DagothGares
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posted August 26, 2011 01:45 AM

You really like to sink everyone's fun boat, don't ye, smithey?
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blizzardboy
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posted August 26, 2011 01:47 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 01:47, 26 Aug 2011.

How it plays out in my mind is that the bottom of the pool suddenly opens up to reveal a seemingly bottomless pit of water, and then a giant squid swims up and attacks me.


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meroe
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posted August 26, 2011 01:48 AM

I used to have nightmares about being attacked by vacuum cleaners.
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Smithey
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posted August 26, 2011 01:49 AM
Edited by Smithey at 01:50, 26 Aug 2011.

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You really like to sink everyone's fun boat, don't ye, smithey?


Naah man, the squid does the sinking not me.... No more Jules Verne for Blizz... Ever

Edit: Meroe, in my previous life I used to be a vacuum cleaner

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DagothGares
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posted August 26, 2011 01:49 AM

I have that with rollercoasters, man. I always imagine that it will get stuck or a cart is gonna drop out. I also have this with elevators, and whenever I'm standing somewhere higher than ten stories and looking out the window or over the edge of a roof. I always imagine the fall and that one second it would take you to end your life with just one small gravitational shift. It's scary, man.
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The_Gootch
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posted August 26, 2011 01:51 AM

1.  Rick Perry gets elected president.
2.  Rick Santorum gets elected president.
3.  Sarah Palin gets elected president.
3.  Michelle Bachman gets elected president.
4.  Mitt Romney gets elected president.
5.  Death by Brazen Bull.
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Corribus
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posted August 26, 2011 01:51 AM
Edited by Corribus at 01:53, 26 Aug 2011.

What's the worst thing that could happen?  Having your sack dragged slowly down a mandoline, perhaps?  Or maybe accidentally teabagging a blender set to "Purée".  You decide.
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DagothGares
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posted August 26, 2011 01:52 AM

All of you are so masochistic, guys, it ain't funny anymore!
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gnomes2169
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posted August 26, 2011 01:55 AM
Edited by gnomes2169 at 01:55, 26 Aug 2011.

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I used to have nightmares about being attacked by vacuum cleaners.

I knew that I liked you for some reason! You're obviously a kitty cat! *Pets Meroe's hair* Good kitty...

Edit: Wait, cats can't type...
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blizzardboy
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posted August 26, 2011 01:58 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 01:59, 26 Aug 2011.

I love to vacuum. That's one chore that I have no qualms in performing. Everything about it is wonderful. I love to hear the crackling noise as all of the uncleanly dust is sucked in the vacuum, and as I move along the carpet, all of the threads are standing on edge from the suction of the vacuum and it makes it looks so fresh and clean. And I love to use the extender hose and reach into deep and dark places and again listen to the delightful sound of the dirt being sucked in. And then when I'm done vacuuming I open up the middle and dump the huge clump of earth-toned dust into the garbage.
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meroe
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posted August 26, 2011 02:01 AM

I'm not afraid of vacuum cleaners, I just used to dream that they came alive and would try to kill me.

Meow
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definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
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blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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gnomes2169
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posted August 26, 2011 02:04 AM

blizz's strange fetishes, book two...

Good Meroe! Have some catnip.
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Darkshadow
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posted August 26, 2011 06:29 AM
Edited by Darkshadow at 06:30, 26 Aug 2011.

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2. Dieing by a napalm flame that slowly spreads up your body while hanging upside down over a growing piece of bamboo



Actually, that sounds hot and something I would want to experience

Quote:
3. Being eaten alive by a zombie.



That's...That's just...







Wait, what was this thread about again?
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Aculias
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posted August 26, 2011 08:26 AM

GO TO YOUR ROOM!!
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lizardwarrior
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posted August 26, 2011 09:03 AM

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1. To wait for a game for a decade and then to find out it's rubbish once it's actually out....


yes,heroes 6...

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DagothGares
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posted August 26, 2011 01:06 PM

H6 was far from a decade. H5 maybe.

But I think 't was a reference to Duke Nukem, personally.
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted August 26, 2011 02:50 PM

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Or maybe accidentally teabagging a blender set to "Purée"


First how the **** is it accidentally?
Second, I had horrible nightmares, thanks.
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