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Thread: Temple of Worship- Open For Business!! This thread is 60 pages long: 1 ... 4 5 6 7 8 ... 10 20 30 40 50 60 · «PREV / NEXT»
Romana
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Thx :D
posted February 28, 2002 11:54 PM

And so it camethat Hexa changed his ways and decided to worship only the Goddess of seduction and it was GOOD.


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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted March 01, 2002 09:12 AM

Especially for the Goddess of seduction...
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UnkaHaakon
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posted March 01, 2002 11:15 AM

:::staggers in .... :::

Sheesh .... I have got to let my doctor know about this side effect!!!! Oh well, as drug induced hallucinations go, it's not bad.

But, just in case it's not from the meds ...

::leaves a large pile of roses and chocolate as a gift::
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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted March 01, 2002 11:22 AM

This is how worship has always been, since the invention of florists and soft caramel centres... mmm....
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Djive
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posted March 01, 2002 02:20 PM

Guests have arrived...

... and the Male so-called Gods are out of the action.

Time to do the final preparations for the party ladies, and will it be some party...

We have some special surprises and entertainment in store for our guests.

This will be the party of the year ...

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SubZero
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posted March 01, 2002 05:56 PM

Do you mean same kind of "parties" like...

those in that island in close to Greece where that classical poet writer went?
What was the name of that island?...
Let me think...hmmm...

If you mean those parties I think every heterosexualman is interested...

And I must also say that Cat has taken his place as female flirting goddess now that Shae is away...

Romana and Djive are out of count...Why?
Because Romana has already husband and Djive is too clinical and not many here are so sure is she really she anyway...
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted March 01, 2002 05:58 PM
Edited By: Cat on 1 Mar 2002

Well, I aim to please and in the grand ceremony of naming, I would like to announce that the Goddess Trinity would like to announce that as one, we are the Virtuous Vixens (or the Vixens of Virtue, whichever you like)...
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posted March 01, 2002 10:34 PM

And Zud said unto Hexa, "If your worship doesn't please the Goddess you must think outside of your own misconceptions.  You must find new ways to worship that are interesting and pleasing to the Goddess.  Take the scented baths so that the stench of your oder is washed away.  Discard you rags and dress in the robes of the Goddess's fantasy.  Find a way to worship that will make the Goddess show you her favor once more.  But do not worship the Hole, for the Goddess might frown upon to you."

Hexa thought upon the words of Zud and asked, "Shall I worship two Goddesses at the same time?"

The oldman turn and said, "Crawl before you walk. And walk before you run." Then he turn back and worshipped the Box once more.

Zud said unto Hexa, "Heed the words of the old one."
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Romana
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Thx :D
posted March 01, 2002 10:34 PM

Hey...but i can still get things done you know...
(damn..I wish I never told Hexa is my husband)


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malkia
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posted March 01, 2002 10:51 PM

Now I worship myself to the goddess of law Themis, or known here as Cat to be justfull in her decisions as our lawmaker and lawkeepr, and long live the goddess and her husband Zeus.

amen (?)
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posted March 02, 2002 11:49 AM

Hehehe... the best thing about being a single Goddess has to be the gratuitous flirting... no doubt about it... Im honour of this, I believe all of you mortals should flirt with each other as much as possible...
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Djive
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posted March 02, 2002 12:10 PM

Quote:
Romana and Djive are out of count...Why?
Because Romana has already husband and Djive is too clinical and not many here are so sure is she really she anyway...


* Locks SubZero up in the dungeons, and chills him down with ice to prepare him for clinical experiments *

* Seriusly considers to take SubZero into court for trying to divide the Goddesses by worswhipping one and denouncing the two others. *

Non RPG-part:
SubZero as far as I'm concerned this thread is RPGing, and what I happen to be in RL has no relevance at all to me.

Also be careful with what you say. "Djive" is the name of the Avatar I've created here, and there's no doubt that she's a Female Gnoll Witch, is there? (Thus it's inappropriate to address the RL me with "Djive" in the context you were doing it.)

Djive's comment on the RL thing:
"There are cures for most afflictions except laziness."

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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted March 02, 2002 12:16 PM
Edited By: Cat on 2 Mar 2002

And thus, the goddesses decided to show sub zero first hand what it is like for the women who's husbands worship the rod...

*Evil laughter abounds*


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SubZero
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posted March 02, 2002 02:52 PM

Yes...

Quote:

she's a Female Gnoll Witch, is there?



But I'm not really into abuse of animals...

In overall I think you are all very cute...so there.
And little question:
When those bikinishots are coming anyway?...

People are trying to have fun here and what I see...at least until now there's has been only lot of talk but no action...

And I like it being here in dungeons...
It kinda gives little kinky feeling...
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted March 02, 2002 02:56 PM

However, it appeared that Sub Zero enjoyed forced worship of The Rod.  The Goddesses thought long and hard about this, and began to wonder about chains...
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posted March 02, 2002 09:26 PM

So it came to pass that Djive, Goddess of Logic and Knowlege put SubZero from the frozen north into the dungeon.  The Goddess of Revealing Underclothes went unto her Sister and spake, "Oh wize and wonderful sister, I know that this man has angered you greatly, but he does worship me well.  I beseech you, do not hurt him too greatly."

But the Goddess replied, "I love you my sister but this one is striving to place a wedge between us.  He must be punished for he has been a bad boy."

And the great Djive went into the dungeon and had the frozen man bound and chained.  She put on the ritual tanned skins of animals and took up the whip of dominance.  SubZero look upon this vision and knew he had found a Goddess worthy of worship.  But he knew that to openly worship her, he would lose her interest so he resisted the worship.

Through the days and nights the Goddess punished the frozen man, calling upon him to say her name in worship.  Yet he resisted and felt the wrath of the whip.  This continued and the frozen man became a slave to the whip and finally worshipped the Goddess as long as she cracked her whip.

Djive's sisters watched and wondered if they desired this form of worship.
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Romana
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Thx :D
posted March 03, 2002 12:55 AM

Uhmmm...I don't think so..But I do like leather..
I'm more into tender love and care..or Hardcore
LOL
Can't seem to make up my mind..Guess i've been partying too much

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SubZero
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posted March 03, 2002 01:01 PM

Pain...pleasure

Oh, yes pain and pleasure are so close to each other. Still so far...

When you itch you scracth...That's pain and pleasure together.

Now...
Could someone of the females give me good spanking?
Then I maybe start worship you...

BTW...if you give great pleasure this way to me doesn't it mean that instead of that I worship you...you are worshipping me?
Interesting idea...maybe we boys could come up with some idea based on this...

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Djive
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posted March 03, 2002 07:32 PM

Hmmm.... enough is enough... We're not torturing our subjects into worship.

So I'm letting SubZero out of the dungeon so he can attend the party.

Bikini-pictures are off. We show exactly as much as the situation warrants, and if we post pictures, males will worship the pictures instead of us. So bad idea.

We were going to have a party remember?

So I'm tasking myself, and my sister goddesses to come up with some form of entertainment at the party.

What i had in mind: you are giving the stage in front of all our Loyal worshippers, and you're task at hand is to strengthen their worship of our beloved Temple and us in any way you can.

After each of us have done something, we will make a great announcement (I hope).

Hmmm... Cat I believe it would be best if you started to give our appreciative audience a little sample of your virtues.

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Lith-Maethor
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posted March 03, 2002 07:38 PM

I'm not a worshiper...

but I never sdaid no to a party... bring it on
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