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Thread: Dear Heroes VI player [ This thread is 3 pages long: (1) 2 3 ]
Baklava
Baklava


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
posted November 22, 2011 10:56 AM

Dear Heroes VI player

"Hello dear Heroes VI player!

As a player of Might & Magic®, we wanted to get your feedback on your experience with the Might & Magic Heroes VI video game.

We would appreciate it if you could take a few minutes to provide us with your feedback so that we can deliver the best possible experience in our future titles."


Mkay. Sure.

"Choose the language for your survey."

Mkay. English, UK.

"Choose the country you're from."

List of about 5 countries. Mkay. Other.

"Thank you for your time."

What.

"We're sorry! Your third world ass profile doesn't correspond to what we're looking for in this specific survey."

Oh. It's ok. No one outside the richest parts of the planet would disrespect their money enough to spend it on this piece of crap beta you're shamelessly selling for 60 euros anyhow.

If you ever need anything else, Ubi, just let me know.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf

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Avirosb Online
Avirosb


Promising
Legendary Hero
No longer on vacation
posted November 22, 2011 11:03 AM

"U mad, peon?"


But seriously, are there even any feet left for Ubisoft to shoot themselves in at this point?
And I kinda wanted that Rayman game too...

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Elvin Online
Elvin

Hero of Order
Stillness within Movement
posted November 22, 2011 11:09 AM

Ubi seems to match the army's mindset: Where logic ends the army begins.

True story, only too true.
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So the next time your cat leaves a bleeding, twitching corpse on your doormat, remember that she loves you and is just trying to bring out your inner predator.

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Cepheus
Cepheus


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Far-flung Keeper
posted November 22, 2011 11:09 AM

Couldn't disagree if I wanted to.
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"Those who forget their history are inevitably doomed to repeat it." —Proverb, Might and Magic VIII

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Dexter
Dexter


Known Hero
posted November 22, 2011 11:36 AM

Lucky you, I got an invitation to the survey, but got no link to it.

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Kivo
Kivo


Famous Hero
posted November 22, 2011 11:51 AM

How can I get an invitation?



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Baklava
Baklava


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
posted November 23, 2011 06:46 AM

You need to draw a pentagram with a black candle in each end, sacrifice a goat in it, eat its raw heart and say "Ubisoft" six times.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf

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alcibiades
alcibiades

Hero of Order
and Light
posted November 23, 2011 08:27 AM

Quote:
You need to draw a pentagram with a black candle in each end, sacrifice a goat in it, eat its raw heart and say "Ubisoft" six times.
And you did that exactly why ...?
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Heroes 7 - News overview | Heroes 7 - Discussion thread

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Avirosb Online
Avirosb


Promising
Legendary Hero
No longer on vacation
posted November 23, 2011 08:32 AM

You need to say it backwards, actually.
Tfosibu!

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einomida
einomida


Known Hero
posted November 23, 2011 09:39 AM

Quote:
You need to say it backwards, actually.
Tfosibu!


Sounds like some kind of African voodoo god.

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kodial79
kodial79


Promising
Supreme Hero
How'd Phi's Lov't
posted November 23, 2011 09:41 AM

Quote:
You need to say it backwards, actually.
Tfosibu!


That's gotta be a curse in some country of east Europe.
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Signature? I don't need no stinking signature!

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Ambidext
Ambidext


Adventuring Hero
Wandering knight
posted November 23, 2011 09:52 AM

When you're a fan-oriented company like 3DO/NWC, you die to bankruptcy. When you become jackass profit-oriented company, like-a-boss style, you last forever.
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Avirosb Online
Avirosb


Promising
Legendary Hero
No longer on vacation
posted November 23, 2011 10:03 AM
Edited by Avirosb at 10:04, 23 Nov 2011.

Quote:
Sounds like some kind of African voodoo god.
Quote:
That's gotta be a curse in some country of east Europe.
As a matter of fact, it's the chant of an European voodoo practitioner.

Quote:
When you're a fan-oriented company like 3DO/NWC, you die to bankruptcy. When you become jackass profit-oriented company, like-a-boss style, you last forever.
Only too true. It also helps that Ubisoft has quite a lot of money due to other, more popular franchises

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Cepheus
Cepheus


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Far-flung Keeper
posted November 23, 2011 10:14 AM

I must repeat that 3DO was never, ever a fan-oriented company (in fact it espoused the jackass profit-oriented, like-a-boss style you mention). Just thinking of Army Men and Portal Runner gives me relapses of post-traumatic stress.
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Ambidext
Ambidext


Adventuring Hero
Wandering knight
posted November 23, 2011 10:37 AM

Alright fair enough. But I don't think they're bossier than Ubi. We've a player here who wants a lawsuit with them and a few more complaining about their ... Delux Edition orders? lmao. Or maybe because when I was playing H2/3, I was only a kiddo and knew not the skeletons in their closets? ohwell.
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Cepheus
Cepheus


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Far-flung Keeper
posted November 23, 2011 10:44 AM

I don't want to derail too much, but I say 3DO (publisher) were the screw-ups, not NWC (developer) who were fine and dandy. If you want a fuller account of all that you can read here.
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"Those who forget their history are inevitably doomed to repeat it." —Proverb, Might and Magic VIII

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Antipaladin
Antipaladin


Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted November 23, 2011 12:31 PM

Quote:
Ubi seems to match the army's mindset: Where logic ends the army begins.

True story, only too true.

hey that suppost to happen only in israel!
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types in obscure english

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doomnezeu
doomnezeu


Supreme Hero
Miaumiaumiau
posted November 23, 2011 01:15 PM

Quote:
Quote:
Ubi seems to match the army's mindset: Where logic ends the army begins.

True story, only too true.

hey that suppost to happen only in israel!


That sounded so funny and so wrong in so many ways
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Pontifex
Pontifex

Tavern Dweller
posted November 23, 2011 06:17 PM
Edited by Pontifex at 18:18, 23 Nov 2011.

Quote:
But seriously, are there even any feet left for Ubisoft to shoot themselves in at this point?

Lots of feet left, apparently. Cue one of Ubi's minions on the reason why upcoming game I AM ALIVE won't make it to PC:

Quote:
"We’ve heard loud and clear that PC gamers are snowing about there being no version for them," said Mettra.

"But are these people just making noise just because there’s no version or because it’s a game they actually want to play? Would they buy it if we made it?"

Whether they would buy it or not, Mettra believes piracy makes porting games to the platform financially difficult.

"It’s hard because there’s so much piracy and so few people are paying for PC games that we have to precisely weigh it up against the cost of making it. Perhaps it will only take 12 guys three months to port the game to PC, it’s not a massive cost but it’s still a cost. If only 50,000 people buy the game then it’s not worth it."


http://www.incgamers.com/News/29694/despite-the-snowing-piracy-means-i-am-alive-is-not-likely-on-pc

Replace "snowing" for "b****ing"...

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Avirosb Online
Avirosb


Promising
Legendary Hero
No longer on vacation
posted November 23, 2011 06:59 PM

I blame the ignorant masses

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