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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: women,really?
Thread: women,really?
antipaladin
antipaladin


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of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted November 25, 2011 11:08 PM

women,really?

When you think you figoured them all , i dare to take you off by sevral comments i found prove devestating to the art of seduction and flirt, yes im unraving some secrats here, mind you
Eye contact the most importent is first eye contact is made.
woman can feel when being stared at,somesort of a vibe in the air, they try to see who it is right away. at that point the guy should smile and look away slightly then glance again for a sec to make an eye contact and look away. if the chick smiles by even a bit means she's intrested atleast a bit. much can goes from that. infact her reaction is vital to continue. if she frawns then its a lost cost.
Size does metterWalking is everything . body lenguage can't lie, we are instenctible programmed to read and speak in it , and females get better uncounsily reading it then males too,unless they learn too. point is that chicks stare at guys too,but not a blunt stare,but a data gathering stare,like a point method, whenever you smile , when you move you hand,and when you move you legs,they can determine how you look under the shirt,and the size of your ****.Those are traits that are uncounsily and counsily importent for some.
be funny but not a clown. joke witty but not geeky,otherwise you will be looked as an idiot or be tossed in the frinde zone... you dont want to go there.and its practily unposible for most guys to get out from it.
be nurtured woman have eye for stuff,like nails,hair and clothes. they smell fear,and they know if you forgot to clean yourself today,and it will alarm them. make sure you smell good,look good,and you get good. never a shame to ask your haircutter or the clothes saleman whats new and hot and whats might fit you.
walk like a boss female history is going for jerks,very few goes for the good guys,reason: confidence. Jerks have confidence,which is what woman want really.confidence=security. but make sure you got a tip of mystre to keep her intrigued, maybe even some witty responce,like answering a question with a question.
flirt is just a flirt make sure that groin is not on your mind when you flirt,couse it will percive you as dirty. unless thats where she's leading try not to go there on first talk. you flirt to know people,and if you get a number make sure to use it,or you will look very bad,and knowing the female gossip net it will not be soon before you flirt with frinde of the chick you took her number and not called the other day.bang you get lame rep.

those and much more are needed facts that most people dont know.. and most women won't confess to be true.
Look at me,yes im a womansing sex addict,but i do it right.
I can dump a chick if shes misbehaving. when i flirt i give my own number instead of taking one. and i can easily tell someone she's not my type even if thats offends her (wonder why though?!)

how do i know this you ask? years of reserch..

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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


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posted November 25, 2011 11:22 PM

I'll usually at random happen to look some girl straight in the eyes in an up close moment, like on films when they're about to kiss. Then she smiles and I walk away, wondering if I'm crazy.

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Salamandre
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posted November 25, 2011 11:30 PM

Quote:
when you move you hand,and when you move you legs,they can determine how you look under the shirt,and the size of your ****.



Good to know. From now I will fall towards at each step, I hope they will understand that my ***** size and weight is really impressive.
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antipaladin
antipaladin


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posted November 25, 2011 11:38 PM
Edited by antipaladin at 23:40, 25 Nov 2011.

@oh for, thats big mistake,meant they found you atleast cute.
@salamdre lmfo,but would figoure it out.

see i let my self get hurt once in while to remind myself that something must be sirouse and some cant.
im not nessery a player but it happends so.i in my 21 years of breathing air,i found myself hurt once for real, and being scared just once few days ago. in my whole life never did someone invite my small private space without me inviting her and did so blunty. i never knew i had private space.it was wierd whenever she made step forword i made step backword. she probbly teased me,but i was freaked i sensed evil from her.

to qoute a very smart woman
"I understand that in times when revolution is required, extreme language is sometimes used as a motivation tool. Once certain goals are accomplished though, and you are no longer the opposition, it is time to actually lead. Feminism is an extreme term that is only clung to by extremists who are still frothing for revenge against males. If that rabid kind of female supremacist isn't you, then it's time to call yourself an egalitarian."
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Adrius
Adrius


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posted November 25, 2011 11:54 PM

So basically, act cool and confident, and don't smell bad?

I thank you for unraveling this great secret of womanizing to us humble mortals.
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OhforfSake
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posted November 25, 2011 11:58 PM

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@oh for, thats big mistake,meant they found you atleast cute.


I meant crazy for initializing something I never would see through anyway. Anyhow, maybe it was just one of those awkward moments, where you smile, because you can't think of anything else.

@Ad
I don't believe in the "don't smell bad" one. Can you prove it mathemagically?

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


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posted November 25, 2011 11:59 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 00:01, 26 Nov 2011.

I had a strange feeling I was doing something wrong when I gave them a locket of my unwiped ass hairs as a gift. Now I finally know: it isn't the best way of conveying that I am a nurtured and hygienic individual. I will commence grooming myself twice a day.  
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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


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posted November 26, 2011 12:08 AM

Do you think Meroe will return then?

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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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posted November 26, 2011 02:43 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 14:53, 26 Nov 2011.

I'll keep that in mind.


I would've expected men to have some kind of pheromone to attract women, and naturally I assumed that it lies within the stench of body odour. It would explain why a person sweats when they are nerveous.
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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


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posted November 26, 2011 02:54 PM

Has it never occured to you that's exactly why they want you to take a bath? They don't want their imprinted responses to take control, they want to decide for themselves. On the same time, they don't want you to decide, they want to decide if you're gonna be their maid. As such woman enhance their own pheromones whereas men are through social pressure forced to cover their own pheromones.

As a result, woman can avoid boring high paid jobs and get a husband to do those things and on the same time complain about how they never get hired for extra bonus points.

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Shyranis
Shyranis


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posted November 27, 2011 05:50 AM
Edited by Shyranis at 05:51, 27 Nov 2011.

I fell in love with my Husband even though he was shy, and had ugly hair that was like half superman half wolverine. That's because I saw so many other stupid but confident guys that had no future. So I picked somebody smart and sexy (once I dressed him up anyway, his body just needed to be shown off properly). Haven't looked back. I get massages, foot rubs, etc, he provides for us financially, looks after the kids when he gets home and gives me time off to rest.

Not every girl falls into a certain mold.

Geeks are sexy*




*if they have a nice face and body.

P.S.

I spend most of the time off he gives me exercising. I am now smaller than I was in high school! (Weigh more though, that's muscle. No you may NOT know how much.)
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friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


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posted November 27, 2011 06:37 AM

also, you can lick them, because women really love surprises

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Darkshadow
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posted November 27, 2011 08:48 AM

Quote:
As a result, woman can avoid boring high paid jobs and get a husband to do those things and on the same time complain about how they never get hired for extra bonus points.



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xerox
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posted November 27, 2011 11:28 AM

what there are still women who are forced to stay home???
i thought all countries pretty much had gender equality at this point, seriously it's 2011 not the medieval ages
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Darkshadow
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posted November 27, 2011 11:35 AM

Quote:
what there are still women who are forced to stay home???
i thought all countries pretty much had gender equality at this point, seriously it's 2011 not the medieval ages


Nope, those pesky lizard people still lock their women at their homes
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Fauch
Fauch


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posted November 27, 2011 01:32 PM

Quote:
Not every girl falls into a certain mold.


though those girls keep complaining about those guys

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Warmonger
Warmonger


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posted November 27, 2011 02:01 PM
Edited by Warmonger at 14:05, 27 Nov 2011.

Quote:
i thought all countries pretty much had gender equality at this point, seriously it's 2011 not the medieval ages

I though every female just drops her clothes when I look at her. Seriously it's 2011, not medieval ages.

Got the point? It's more like wishful thinking than actual diagnosis.
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As a result, woman can avoid boring high paid jobs and get a husband to do those things and on the same time complain about how they never get hired for extra bonus points.

Makes sense as long as you don't get to "bonus points" part. What the hell
I'll comment this later, when I talk to my potential GF who just got job which isn't particularly high-paid.
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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


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posted November 27, 2011 02:09 PM

Quote:
Makes sense as long as you don't get to "bonus points" part. What the hell

It was supposed to be a joke

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