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Geny
Responsible
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted January 13, 2012 09:13 AM |
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Make me something special. (preferably with alcohol)
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted January 13, 2012 10:33 AM |
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White chocolate with raspberry, thanks.
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No one knows my true nature here...
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted January 13, 2012 10:37 AM |
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Make me something that goes well with beer and vodka. In large quantities and I promise I won't beat you hard very much.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted January 13, 2012 10:38 AM |
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I hear cat-turd mixes well with vodka, i have yet to try, but it's a recommendation 
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted January 13, 2012 11:52 AM |
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I hear cat-turd mixes well with vodka, i have yet to try, but it's a recommendation
your attempt on humor failed.
*hides a knife behind his back*
now let's go into that dark alley over there. Don't be afraid, nothing bad is going to happen to you. Nothing good either I'm afraid.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted January 13, 2012 02:40 PM |
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*Hands out orders*
Oh, hi Kip! I think that you might like what I made for you (just in case you came back from the realms of RL one day). Here, muffins made with the blood of your enemies, lemons, vodka and the bitter tears of a thousand virgins.
... Or are those Darksie's muffins. 
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted January 13, 2012 02:42 PM |
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Blood?
What kind of sick uncivilized barbarian are you?
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Mentat
Disgraceful
Known Hero
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posted January 13, 2012 02:59 PM |
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Sweetheart!
Do you have chocolate muffins?
Sweet, little muffins for a sweet little girl?
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted January 13, 2012 03:52 PM |
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bitter tears of a thousand virgins.
how did you managed to find a thousand virgins in our time?
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted January 13, 2012 04:01 PM |
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how did you managed to find a thousand virgins in our time?
Warcraft community.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted January 13, 2012 04:18 PM |
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Sweetheart!
Do you have chocolate muffins?
Sweet, little muffins for a sweet little girl?
Well, yes.  Just don't try to convert me to ponyism, and you can have all the double chocolate muffins your heart desires.
Quote:
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how did you managed to find a thousand virgins in our time?
Warcraft community.
This.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted January 13, 2012 07:25 PM |
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You do know that many of them lost their virginity to their right or left hand?
Still, my order wasn't fullfilled. I asked something to go well with beer and vodka, not something I'd enjoy after a long day of barbaric conquests. Still, thanks for trying.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted January 13, 2012 07:27 PM |
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You don't lose your virginity when you whack one off, silly. 
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted January 14, 2012 01:12 AM |
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**eats** Mmmmmmm... Mmmmmmm... *grows bigger and longer*
I lost my virginity at the age of 12.
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No one knows my true nature here...
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted January 14, 2012 01:29 AM |
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I lost my virginity at the age of 12.
 I'm, ah, sorry.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted January 14, 2012 02:50 AM |
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To?
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted January 14, 2012 03:27 AM |
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Since this subforum is semi-serious, I don't think that anyone would joke about being emotionally scarred at the age of 12, since your body and mind are not ready to handle any of the emotions or emotional inputs that assault it. 2-13 are the worst years for any kind of sexual contact for any developing human mind. So I'm sorry for what happened to him.
Then again, if he's joking... 
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted January 14, 2012 04:07 AM |
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At age 12 I was jacking off, something I fully regret and abhor now.
I'd like a pile of raspberry and white chocolate muffins, please!
* rubs long belly *
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No one knows my true nature here...
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted January 14, 2012 05:32 AM |
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... Well... ah...
*Hands over muffins and goes to cry in the corner for a while*
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Mentat
Disgraceful
Known Hero
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posted January 14, 2012 09:16 AM |
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Well, yes. Just don't try to convert me to ponyism, and you can have all the double chocolate muffins your heart desires.
Thanks!
And I won't ponify you!
Promise!
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