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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: JESUS EFFING CHRIST
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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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posted January 30, 2012 09:10 PM

She owns a pickaxe.
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Darkshadow
Darkshadow


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Cerise Princess
posted January 30, 2012 09:12 PM
Edited by Darkshadow at 21:12, 30 Jan 2012.

So, she can do both kitchen work AND mining?

Meroe you are such a polymath
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted January 30, 2012 09:12 PM

Or she's wed to a miner.
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Darkshadow
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Cerise Princess
posted January 30, 2012 09:14 PM
Edited by Darkshadow at 21:14, 30 Jan 2012.

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Or she's wed to a miner.


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She owns a pickaxe.


If she is married she can't own anything

Or was it the other way around? I forget
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meroe
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posted January 30, 2012 09:35 PM

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If she is married she can't own anything

Or was it the other way around? I forget


Tis the other way around indeed
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Darkshadow
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posted January 30, 2012 09:40 PM

Quote:
Quote:
If she is married she can't own anything

Or was it the other way around? I forget


Tis the other way around indeed



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Adrius
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Stand and fight!
posted January 31, 2012 12:43 AM

I don't think many of you understand the impact of someone managing to do a GODDAMN FRONTFLIP on a snowmobile.

It's beyond hard. How do you get the forward momentum? The only thing you can do is break and push your weight forward and hope for the best, the timing is insane. Much much harder than on a bike.

This'll change the sport forever... now people know it's possible. Stunts have been at a standstill for a long time, nothing new has happened... now people can begin incorporating awesome variations into the frontflip.

Frontflip Superman? EFF YEAH.

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I'm still waiting for the day where somebody does a forward flip with a dog sled team. Both the dogs and the sled. Oh yes.

ARF ARF ARF *spins*
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meroe
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posted January 31, 2012 01:19 AM

@Ad, by today's standards .. nothing and I mean nothing is going to raise much of an eyebrow.  We all think anything is possible. I mean if you can believe those Angelina Jolie stunts in Wanted and Lara Croft (chuckle, haw, sneer), some dude doing a front flip on a snowmobile is like .... Yeah Whatever!

If anything it will just draw a bigger crowd as the bodies start to pile up!
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blizzardboy
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posted January 31, 2012 04:40 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 04:58, 31 Jan 2012.

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I don't think many of you understand the impact of someone managing to do a GODDAMN FRONTFLIP on a snowmobile.

It's beyond hard. How do you get the forward momentum? The only thing you can do is break and push your weight forward and hope for the best, the timing is insane. Much much harder than on a bike.



Yeah. I've been on snowmobiles before and when I saw the video I kind of sat there picturing how I would go about doing it and was scratching my head. I have no idea how he managed to get that forward spinning momentum after hitting a ramp. He had to have hit the gas one last time and then stopped at the absolutely right second.
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blizzardboy
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posted January 31, 2012 04:51 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 04:52, 31 Jan 2012.

I suppose I could always strap Meroe to the front, although I don't know if there's enough meat on that pasty butt to help much.
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Darkshadow
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posted January 31, 2012 06:06 AM

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I don't think many of you understand the impact of someone managing to do a GODDAMN FRONTFLIP on a snowmobile..


Sorry, not impressed.

Come back at me when somebody does a frontflip with a 62 ton tank.
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted January 31, 2012 11:38 AM

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I don't think many of you understand the impact of someone managing to do a GODDAMN FRONTFLIP on a snowmobile.

It's beyond hard. How do you get the forward momentum? The only thing you can do is break and push your weight forward and hope for the best, the timing is insane. Much much harder than on a bike.

This'll change the sport forever... now people know it's possible. Stunts have been at a standstill for a long time, nothing new has happened... now people can begin incorporating awesome variations into the frontflip.

Frontflip Superman? EFF YEAH.

Actually, wouldn't throwing yourself in front of the sled in a giant(as in the gymnastic move) style properl the frontflip into much greater speed and look pretty cool?
As a finisher you could "throw" the sled.

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meroe
meroe


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Basically Smurfette
posted January 31, 2012 11:54 AM

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I suppose I could always strap Meroe to the front, although I don't know if there's enough meat on that pasty butt to help much.


You are so going to pay for that Blizz.  Even if I think your new sig. is cute!

However I promise to be your cheer squad when you attempt this and I will use the Band-Aid to plaster your fractured skull back together.
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Miru
Miru


Supreme Hero
A leaf in the river of time
posted February 02, 2012 07:26 AM

Dude someone landed a 360+frontflip on a motorcycle.
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Adrius
Adrius


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Stand and fight!
posted February 02, 2012 04:05 PM

Yeah, on a motorcycle.

Not same.
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Nocturnal
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posted February 02, 2012 04:54 PM
Edited by Nocturnal at 16:56, 02 Feb 2012.

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I'm just saying ..... people only turn up for these events when they are quite certain someone is either going to die or get horrendously mangled


Horrendous... How I love this word, but "horrible" comes to my mind before it when the situation comes up.

I felt like Elle Driver.

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I'm still waiting for the day where somebody does a forward flip with a dog sled team. Both the dogs and the sled. Oh yes.


I want a laughing with tears emoticon in HC to use while responding to this man's comments.

Seriously, do you people upload extra emoticons to Imageshack and copy the URL everytime you want to use extra emoticons? That's way too much work if that's the case. Can't we add more emoticons to HC?

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Dude someone landed a 360+frontflip on a motorcycle.


How is a motorcycle the same with snowmobile? There is a reason why it is done for the first time in history and people go mad in the video.
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Miru
Miru


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A leaf in the river of time
posted February 02, 2012 08:14 PM

Dude motorcycles are way harder. What do you think its harder to land, a snowmobile which can bounce around and still be stable (which that guy did) or two wheels.
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Adrius
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Stand and fight!
posted February 02, 2012 08:24 PM


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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted February 02, 2012 11:04 PM

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Dude motorcycles are way harder. What do you think its harder to land, a snowmobile which can bounce around and still be stable (which that guy did) or two wheels.


Dude, you fail as a troll.
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madshj
madshj


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Minotaur Lord
posted February 02, 2012 11:43 PM

Yes, yes.. Let everybody see if they can do that! The amount of mutilated corpses is going to be awesome! *manic cackling and laughter* The world will be mine! MINE!!


Oh sorry.. I mean, cool stunt bro

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