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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted February 03, 2012 06:26 PM |
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H3 Jokes, Funny Stories and stuff...
Hi guys! 
Just wanted to expose another of my ideas, so here it is: "Let's make jokes!"
H3 is one of the best games ever, but why not make it fun? Come on, let's put some fun stuff here.
I'll start:
After a battle a Death Knight comes to a Necromancer and says "I have killed tons of those peasants, so you'll be rising them for about ten days."
"Are you serious?! Ten days?!" the Necromancer respods to these news and the dread Knight says with a deep voice "I'm dead serious."
Wadda you think, eh?
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wog_edn
Promising
The Nothingness
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posted February 03, 2012 07:46 PM |
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Terrible.
I'm dead serious.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted February 03, 2012 07:50 PM |
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Good thing we had the excessive amount of "" smileys in that post indicating we were supposed to laugh.
btw: do you guys know how you can confuse a Gay Elf?
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted February 03, 2012 07:51 PM |
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I laughed.
Why, o why, did I laugh?
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted February 03, 2012 09:51 PM |
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It topped most stuff you'll find around here, nice with something fresh for once.
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Salamandre
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
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posted February 03, 2012 10:19 PM |
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Love story between centaur and pit
No words necessary, when you are around (in) jail, you have not many options.
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Era II mods and utilities
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted February 03, 2012 10:55 PM |
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I remember that picture. I tell ya, the arch devil(s) lured them into it! Who wouldn't be seduced by their finger movement?
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted February 03, 2012 11:20 PM |
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I lost count of H2 games I lost against my brother... You see, when I started playing, I was little more than a toddler, and trusted him implicitly, he told me that:
-Movement costs gold- The horse has to be paid for its services, fed, and sheltered at "night"(the time between turns), which isn't free.
-Building a Well is hazardous to one's creatures' health- They occasionally stumble around the Well, falling in most of the time
These are the ones that hurt me the most, more tomorrow.
Hope You had a good laugh
Edit: @Forf: we have never played diablo, and none of our friends played it-the bit that should have been suspicious is that of course my bro could move around freely because "Horses trust me, duh"(or something to that effect, my memory is a bit fuzzy, I admit)
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted February 03, 2012 11:33 PM |
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Creatures falling into the well in heroes 2 is common knowledge. Though it's not correct the well is a bad purchase, because it happens so rarely.
I can however imagine if your older brother happened to have this occurance in one of his very first games then it'd seem like a very bad idea. E.g. here the other I played diablo 2 with a user made modification, which I don't remember the name of. Anyway a lot of new monsters were added and it was really attack or get destroyed right away. So I am in this early place of the game, about mid way through the very first chapter, when I find a monster I run down to attack before it can attack me *BLAM* my character is destroyed. I run back to retrieve the corpse, but each time I just get near I get taked down instantly, the creature just stands still until I'm close, then it teleports and strikes like right away.
I find this rather unpleasent use of my time so I check up with the internet. Turns out in my very first game I've commed across a very rare encounter of a creature type which you're solely meant to stay away from and which will only attack you if you get within its screen and won't due so right away. The creature is made in such a way that it cannot be damages and will strike down anything in one attack, no matter if you're level 12 like I was or level 200 (which you can easily get up to in this mod), no matter your hit point.
The horse did you use to require money (that's how the whole sad theme of town sitting was born in the first place), but it was quickly changed in a patch.
Just because reality today does not fit with what you remember, does not mean you were feeded misinformation.
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The_Horn
Hired Hero
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posted February 03, 2012 11:47 PM |
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Well I always thought that funny thing is when you want to transfer creatures from one hero to another, especially when one of them is in the boat.
Why? Well, imagine the real situation there, you transfer 1000 skeletons, 100 vampires, 20 dread knights and so on.... big numbers of creatures and you got to have at least one creature whit other hero, just imagine that all those creatures and hero in boat says to that poor creature:"Sorry man you can't go in the boat it's full" and they all start making fun of him  
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted February 04, 2012 12:00 AM |
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And the Necromancer's nightmare-overflowing Skellie stacks with PoL shrines... Those were the days
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted February 04, 2012 04:37 AM |
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We actually had a thread many many years ago with heroes jokes 
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Dreaming of a Better World
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted February 04, 2012 06:08 PM |
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Here's another one:
Two boys are talking:
-I'm going to ask you what happened to the Walking Dead about 500 years ago when he tried to cross the road.
-I know this one!  He was run over by a horse, right?
-Nope. Go and ask him - he's still trying to cross the first half of the road.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Smithey
Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
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posted February 04, 2012 07:30 PM |
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This dude is killing me 
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted February 04, 2012 08:39 PM |
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You're already red so it makes it a bit difficult to spot.
Anyway, NoobX, please stop killing people, it's not very polite!
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted February 04, 2012 08:59 PM |
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Forfy is just jealous that another Serb is taking all his spot-light.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted February 04, 2012 09:01 PM |
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We're all jealous that another serb is taking my spot light. No point in holding it back anymore.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted February 05, 2012 10:39 AM |
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Come on guys, laughter is the best medicine.
By the way:
-Man, I had a dream where I was tortured by some little green people.
What do you think it means?
-It means that there were twenty empty bottles of "Grandmas Special Gremlin Viskey" on the table.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 05, 2012 12:23 PM |
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They say an Ogre's brain is inversely proportional with the size of his club.
Also, how can ONE pair of Boots of Speed make a whole army (not to mention the horse) fly?
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted February 05, 2012 12:28 PM |
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It has returned!
What does it want?
All hail DD for it is true and good it's a doctor, doctor who? Yes!
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