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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted February 05, 2012 12:38 PM |
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-What's the difference between a Giaint Cyclops who is big and strong and full of strenght and muscular (and so on...) and a small bug?
-The Cyclops has only one eye! 
-What does the Gog order in a restaurant?
-Hot chili.
( Now that's lame  )
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 05, 2012 02:46 PM |
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It has returned!
What does it want?
All hail DD for it is true and good it's a doctor, doctor who? Yes!
You're a surgeon, not a psychiatrist. DD? DD is dead, my friend. You can call me...Joker!
How's it going, by the way?
What does a devil do in his spare time? - he dances in the pale moon light.
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OhforfSake
Promising
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posted February 05, 2012 02:52 PM |
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 05, 2012 02:54 PM |
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That's old news. How about you?
Why did Gelu cross the road? Because the Sword of Frost was on the other side...
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OhforfSake
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posted February 05, 2012 02:57 PM |
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I didn't get married! At least I hope I didn't.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 05, 2012 03:02 PM |
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I didn't get married! At least I hope I didn't.
What's going on with HC lately? And by the way I'm back to III and IV, didn't like VI so much.
I'll give my sweetheart the Ring of Infinite Gems
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OhforfSake
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posted February 05, 2012 03:12 PM |
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Well I don't think HC got married either to be honest. Though maybe. I mean I had never thought of it like that.
Good to hear you're back at the only heroes games I've ever played intensively. I even have a joke on that one!
Why did he choose solmyr? Because he was a noob!
Honestly I do like solmyr in the very early parts of the game. He's not the best in any way, but like many other heroes, he's fine enough.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 05, 2012 03:52 PM |
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Well I don't think HC got married either to be honest. Though maybe. I mean I had never thought of it like that.
Good to hear you're back at the only heroes games I've ever played intensively. I even have a joke on that one!
Why did he choose solmyr? Because he was a noob!
Honestly I do like solmyr in the very early parts of the game. He's not the best in any way, but like many other heroes, he's fine enough.
Oh so marriage is the only important event for you?
BTW I'm currently doing a Game of thrones/ song of ice and fire map for Heroes IV, I got some of the characters but problem is I suck at drawing the map properly...
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OhforfSake
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posted February 05, 2012 04:07 PM |
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Oh so marriage is the only important event for you?
I told you before. I am not getting married! I think.
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BTW I'm currently doing a Game of thrones/ song of ice and fire map for Heroes IV, I got some of the characters but problem is I suck at drawing the map properly...
Sounds cool! Well I only ever got some experience at map making with heroes 3, I liked the idea that you could create hills by dragging the landscape in Heroes 4 though
When I wanted to make the map look good in heroes 3, there are two angles it could be viewed from. The big map and the area where you're exactly looking.
To make it look good on the big map, I'd always add a lot of different terrains, make sure there were very little spots with no blockades such as trees and mountains, i.e. non-interacting objects. Further more, I'd make sure there were no obvious squares, trying to make the land look more randomly like in real world.
To make it look good from the point of view of the Hero there are again two things to consider
1) The map before it gets cleaned out
2) The map after it gets cleaned out
Before it gets cleaned out it's easy to make it look good by adding ressources and monster in among the different blockades, not that I'd build a map on in that order (I worked through priorities, such as after determing amount of factions then distance between factions, placing factions, placing important stuff like certain mines around the starting area, etc. and build my way outwards from that). But after it gets cleaned out, you better make sure that
1) There are still lots of objects that stays, like mines and stuff.
2) There are still objects which requires attention, like recruitment buildings.
Also, I'd generally make sure that the landscape had proper blockades objects, so you wouldn't find subterrain items in a swamp, however I'd still mix them in, if I found it naturally and I did also some small things, like add extra blockade items on the same square to make it look more beautiful. A lake turns out to be a lake with some flowers in the center. Combining a lot of different ash mountains to make it look like a unique and very active volcano. Adding unnecessary stuff like mud lakes that comes from a natural place and goes to another body of water, because it adds atmosphere.
However these are things you can always add later, because it's a simple process where you make the map a bit more beautiful. Like adding sand in the areas before there is water to simulate a beach, etc.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 05, 2012 04:23 PM |
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That's fine, I'm not getting married either, although I turn 18 in four days (yikes!)
Maybe we can cut a deal..you draw the landscape and I'll do the towns and heroes, how's that?
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OhforfSake
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posted February 05, 2012 04:32 PM |
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That's fine, I'm not getting married either, although I turn 18 in four days (yikes!)
You're turning 18? Weren't you like, 14-15 when you me and Nebdar had our holy threesome? Has it really been that long?
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Maybe we can cut a deal..you draw the landscape and I'll do the towns and heroes, how's that?
I could, but I have deleted my computer games very recently and my heroes games, except from heroes 2, were all torrents, so it's not a simple reinstall and I'm not inclined to torrent files again.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 05, 2012 05:02 PM |
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Oh okay then, I'll handle it.
I think I was like 15,ancient times now...okay, medieval..it seems like with every year I'm changin', becming more mature crazy...
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Drakon-Deus
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posted February 05, 2012 05:05 PM |
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Oh okay then, I'll handle it.
I think I was like 15,ancient times now...okay, medieval..it seems like with every year I'm changin', becming more mature crazy...
e.g. 2 years ago i was a spiey fan ow i'm with batman, Arsenal instead of Liverpool..heroes III instead of V, go figure...
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted February 05, 2012 05:10 PM |
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Wow, guys! You're going going off the topic.
Let's see if you can get this right.
Who will win:
1. An Ogre
2. A Peasant
3. An Azure Dragon
Post your answers.
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OhforfSake
Promising
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posted February 05, 2012 05:11 PM |
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You are aware you're having a conversation with none other than yourself right?
Still I can't believe the amount of time I've wasted sometimes. Looking back, always wanting that time back, but not using future time for doing what I want, I find myself having had the equivalent time of being younger and younger. When I'd 30 it'd be all complains for naught.
Not that I understand anyone to understand that, I'd just like to point out that you may think you've matured, but
1) you're still playing video games.
2) you're still fan of a sport.
3) you still find interest in movie characters.
Not that I don't, I just don't think there's a lot of room for maturity in the same "immature" cause of action, no matter if you're 6 inch or 6 foot.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 05, 2012 05:14 PM |
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Err, I don't think I'm more mature, just my perception has changed a bit.
Also, the best part is seeing the world through child eyes. Adulthood is overrated.
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OhforfSake
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posted February 05, 2012 05:30 PM |
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Who will win:
1. An Ogre
2. A Peasant
3. An Azure Dragon
Post your answers.
If it has to be one and only one of those 3, then the peasant.
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Also, the best part is seeing the world through child eyes.
Indeed! That's why we all love this user on HC who goes by the username Meroe, she's inda the child of this place, so she's like always awesome!
But yeah, adulthood is overated. I'd much rather want to live forever than grow old!
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 05, 2012 07:07 PM |
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Who will win:
1. An Ogre
2. A Peasant
3. An Azure Dragon
Post your answers.
If it has to be one and only one of those 3, then the peasant.
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Also, the best part is seeing the world through child eyes.
Indeed! That's why we all love this user on HC who goes by the username Meroe, she's inda the child of this place, so she's like always awesome!
But yeah, adulthood is overated. I'd much rather want to live forever than grow old!
I'd bet on a Master Gremlin, thank you.
You mean Forever Young, right? Alphaville 1984..
wait till they get a load of me..but no, you know something? We're getting old Stallion. I dunno why I even came back here, I'm just a crazy mutant zombie, I ain't got no future...
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LizardWarrior
Honorable
Legendary Hero
the reckoning is at hand
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posted February 05, 2012 07:16 PM |
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Let's see if you can get this right.
Who will win:
1. An Ogre
2. A Peasant
3. An Azure Dragon
Post your answers.
LizardWarrior
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 05, 2012 07:17 PM |
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LizardWarrior
Yo, Dr Frankenstein! How's it hanging, man?
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