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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Sanctuary For Abandoned Monsters...
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Cat
Cat


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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted March 04, 2002 05:42 PM
Edited By: Cat on 4 Mar 2002

Sanctuary For Abandoned Monsters...

Did you know that every year, thousands of unwanted monsters are thrown out of their homes when they stop being cute and fluffy and start stinging and paralysing?

Here at the sactuary we aim to allow these poor, abused creatures to start their lives anew in loving conditions... you may find your dream monster here!  Or, if you discover your exisitng monster isn't right for you, we will exchange him/her rather than see them cruely abused and tossed out on the street.
We also run an obediance school to train disobediant or backwards creatures(and are recruiting staff NOW).

So, come here to find your dream monster... and remember...

A monster is for life- not just for christmas...


The management sees fit to point out that this is an RPG and should not be taken too seriously.. this does not affect your statutory rights..
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Harpy
Harpy

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posted March 04, 2002 05:49 PM

OH THANK TROGLODYTEE! Finally someone who cares!

My name is Harpy.... and I'm a harpaholic! *breaks down and starts crying*
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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted March 04, 2002 05:50 PM

There there my dear... it's okay.. have a tissue...
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Wesley
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posted March 04, 2002 05:54 PM

Have some?

Chimera? Manticore? Sphinx? White Tigers? Nemean Lion?
Liontaur? Any other BIG cat? Maybe even a Sabre cat?

I will take them!
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The_Gootch
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posted March 04, 2002 05:55 PM

One word...Euthanasia.
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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted March 04, 2002 05:57 PM

Got tham all Wes.. if you just want to fill out these forms... would you like a pet Gootch as well?
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Wesley
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posted March 04, 2002 05:59 PM

Nope..

Please no..
His avatar looks gay and his words are alien..(lol I don't understand a single post he made...)

So I go for the cats!
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The_Gootch
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posted March 04, 2002 06:13 PM

You're absolutely correct Wesley.  My avatar IS gay, isn' it?  I'm glad you don't understand my posts, as you'd probably be offended.  I'm sure you have an English to Dutch dictionary available, but I'll help you out here on a one-time,non-precedent setting basis.  Euthanasia means 'mercy killing';  kind of what Rychenroller did to his little pet slug.
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Wesley
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posted March 04, 2002 06:29 PM

haha very funny.....

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Oftopic: ahahahaah I can't stop laughing! Your so funny the gootcH! bleh..
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Ontopic:hmm I take the manticore. Always handy with all those irritating Dragons flying over.
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posted March 04, 2002 06:39 PM

Lets see... we have Fred (he had his wings bitten off at birth by his mother), Sakin (the pale one), Jitu (the one eyed one) and many others to chose from.. which one would you like...?
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Wesley
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posted March 04, 2002 06:41 PM

Lol...

I can't use one with only 1 eye.. because they don't see the dragons..

the pale one.. no....

The wingless I could use some flying transport.

Do you have manticores with wings and 2 eyes?
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posted March 04, 2002 06:43 PM

Oh plenty... but it's so hard to find a home for an abuse manticore..

How about this one?  His names Ethyd, he's a male, and is prone to violent outbursts.. will that do?
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Wesley
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posted March 04, 2002 06:45 PM

Lol

All manticores are males!
They breed with the female chimera.(wich are all females, not including Aculias ofcourse)

But that one will do..
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted March 04, 2002 07:14 PM

Quote:
All manticores are males!
They breed with the female chimera.(wich are all females, not including Aculias ofcourse)

But that one will do..


All I do is read the profiles, mate (we do have one who thinks he's a chicken..)

If you'd just like to sign here, he's yours.. (muzzle and sting cover come free..)
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Lord_Echo
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posted March 04, 2002 07:50 PM

Nice thread cat....

dont u have a bear/behemoth-looking creature.... and i would like too get a job here maby... maby a guard or somthing.... i really love too watch(fight) with animals do u need somekind of CV or something?

did i mention... a nice thread!
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posted March 04, 2002 08:04 PM

A CV would be nice... then i'd know which job to give you!

*looks at list*

Behemoth.. hmmm.. Ah, yes!  We have two.. one's severly depressed and the other faints at the sight of blood.. do you desire either?
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Lord_Woock
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posted March 04, 2002 08:20 PM

Do you happen to have any griffins?

::grabs a fork in his pocket::
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted March 04, 2002 08:21 PM

*Eyes LW warily*

You wouldn't be wanting to eat them, would you?
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Lord_Woock
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posted March 04, 2002 08:45 PM

::goes red over the face::

What? Me? No... Why would I eat them? No way! Me - no.
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posted March 04, 2002 08:50 PM

Hmmm..
*narrows eyes*

Well, Griffins are on the endangered list, so I'll have to check your suitabiliy to own one... how are you planning to keep it?  Will you have propper hygene facilities/  Are you sure you won't eat it?
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