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posted March 05, 2002 07:15 PM |
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:::Yankee Pot RoastGriffin:::
"We slow roast only the tenderest haunch of griffin. As it stews in its own juices we add delicious onions, potatoes and carrots and just a hint of shaved unicorn horn. We serve with a delicate gravy and an apple pie ala gnoll for dessert."
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Lord_Woock
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posted March 05, 2002 07:20 PM |
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Sounds great! I take it!
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posted March 05, 2002 10:11 PM |
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Echo
Do u need a hand with the hell hounds?
*turns to Woock and Oldtimer*
Would u two cut it out or i'lls ennd a real life grifin on you!
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RMS
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posted March 05, 2002 10:17 PM |
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...ok, that's it! I've had enough of this! Stop roasting so many griffins! ...although they usually don't come down and visit us much down here on the ground, they're magnificent creatures, that should neither be tamed, nor be eaten. That isn't right. They aren't turkeys, you know. They're intelligent beings. It's disturbing to think that you are munching on the equivalent of another human being. Some people are just so repulsive, beyong reason...
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posted March 05, 2002 10:51 PM |
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Humans and dwarves
Like oldtimer and lord woock are like animals.
And animals eat animals.
No wonder our drow elf race kills humans and dwarves like the animals they are! I hate humans. They don't respect nature.. And always the drow elves are the evil ones because they kill the pathetic humans and dwarves...
We will not stop slaughtering your pethetic races when you finally got some respect for nature and it's creatures! most of all you pethetic humans! BLEH!
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RMS
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posted March 05, 2002 10:59 PM |
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...Argh! Another filthy anarchist! You'd better watch your back, for you have made a formidable enemy, my friend. You shall one day regret the words that were uttered from your lips. From now forth, I shall make sure that all of you are exterminated like the insects that you are!
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posted March 05, 2002 11:00 PM |
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:::Selections from the Drow Menu:::
Humanveal Underglass
"We take only the higest quality milkfed humanveal, freshly slaughtered in the morning to be served that night. We broil them in a fresh human cream sauce till their skin is a nice goldenbrown while the meat stays pink yet warm to the touch. Served over a bed of deep fried dwarf fingers this dish will set even to most delicate drow palate to watering."
-Never say that you hate humans until you've had them properly prepared.-Head Chef ARGUATH the Fryer
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Wesley
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posted March 05, 2002 11:44 PM |
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:p
Quote: ...Argh! Another filthy anarchist! You'd better watch your back, for you have made a formidable enemy, my friend. You shall one day regret the words that were uttered from your lips. From now forth, I shall make sure that all of you are exterminated like the insects that you are!
I tell you one thing..
Don't take me to serious okay?????
I'm not a drow and i'm not a human hater(atleast females )
But I guess i'm the stupid now.. You are kiddn aswel.. but if you do! You really sound serious! Freaky
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posted March 05, 2002 11:50 PM |
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...mm hmm, try to back out now, are you? I don't think so...just returning to the pits of darkness to recuperate just to come back and fight another day. Let that day be now. I am not afraid. You initiate the challenge, and I am just one of the defenders of justice, standing in the name of all humanity.
...I do not torture any of those so pitiful as to fall before me. So perverted and twisted are these souls, I would grieve had I not been able to do just so much for each lost soul. Some are lost forever, but those that still wander may be chanced, but at times with greater costs than life itself...
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Wesley
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posted March 05, 2002 11:51 PM |
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Ow
Quote: :::Selections from the Drow Menu:::
Humanveal Underglass
"We take only the higest quality milkfed humanveal, freshly slaughtered in the morning to be served that night. We broil them in a fresh human cream sauce till their skin is a nice goldenbrown while the meat stays pink yet warm to the touch. Served over a bed of deep fried dwarf fingers this dish will set even to most delicate drow palate to watering."
-Never say that you hate humans until you've had them properly prepared.-Head Chef ARGUATH the Fryer
We don't eat humans.. Humans have strange disease in their blood... We even found a way to kill humans with their own brothers blood!
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We drows are smart! We kill with arrows that won't break. So if we shoot some humans or dwarves we recycle our arrows and leave the blood of the victims on it. When we hit humans and they won't die on the impact.. they will get some blood of their human brothers in them.. In that way they will die even when not die on the arrows inpact.
It seems that you humans can't stand your own race it's blood..When your blood merge you will die aswel.. Hmm interesting. PREPAIR the end of humans!
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Like you can see humans are their own weakness.
But give me some pharokaptoagroniao Soup okay? the Pharokaptoagroniao is a plant that only grows in the dark forests..
If you get me some then your a great cook. We drows are all vegatarian(or whatever that is called) we dislike meat.
And lady Cat...
The manticore is really a misbuy!
He won't kill dragons! He even fears them! Manticores suppose to be dragon slayers!
The only thing he does is running after the drow kids! He takes on things that are smaller then he..
Do you have a good Chimera for me?
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posted March 05, 2002 11:55 PM |
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Chimera? I hav Aculias somewhere.. lol!! Surely you're not proposing ethnic cleansing, RMS?
And as for LW and OT.. take that!!
*hits both with a broom*
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Wesley
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posted March 05, 2002 11:59 PM |
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Is a female possible?
Females don't run after kids and are alot smarter.
The real chimera should be female aswel.
Aculias is a mistake of mother nature! LOL! (no offence Aculias!) but chimera's should be all female!
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posted March 06, 2002 11:12 AM |
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Hum... well the rest are female.... he just feels a lile left out I think... J/k (having the time of his life with all he available ladies...!).
Good work LE!
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Lord_Woock
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posted March 06, 2002 06:58 PM |
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Hey, maybe they're extra rare over here, but over in Eternum they are just as common as flies. Some treat them as pests! Many torture them just to hear that squeeking sound they make when they feel pain! Tell me, which is better: kill quickly and eat, or torture and then kill slowly and painfully? I'm not a beast! I just have a sick taste.
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posted March 06, 2002 08:58 PM |
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no no sirdunco im fine ::slaps the hound around!!!:: now be a nice doggie or ull feel REAL pain >:|
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posted March 06, 2002 09:33 PM |
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shame Cat ...shame...
i'm glad I got the wolves out of here... with all the sick freaks around they would end somebody's meal...
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posted March 06, 2002 10:12 PM |
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Don't look at me... just popped out... Um, LE? I think you may be being a bit over-zealous there....
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posted March 07, 2002 02:14 AM |
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Umm Echo and Cat
Echo do u think that u should treat the hell hounds that roughly?
*Comes to a cage and scratches a hell hound behind his ear*
And Cat. Is there a possition that i could take?
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Cat
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posted March 07, 2002 02:16 AM |
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posted March 07, 2002 02:22 AM |
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Me....
Let's see I love any type of dogs, griffins, dragons, cat like creatures adn dog like creatures too. Generaly any animals and or creatures. It depends on what u need help with
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