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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted March 07, 2012 02:03 PM |
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"I see..." the skeleton dragon said "...Well, I actually am not with those other people you just saw. I'm just a randomly passing by pile of bones who decided to spend the night in this cave yesterday and who now woke up to find himself unable to leave the cave. Appearently I'm considered to have accepted some "quest" and am not allowed to leave before it has been completed. So I wandered around in this cave some more looking for clues when I ran into the glitchiches you just saw...I tried to fix the glitchiches but they turned hostile, and then you showed up and they turned more hostile..." The skeleton dragon kept flying in the air for a bit before saying "Ohh my, where are my manners, I have not even introduced myself yet. I am Bugged Elevated Terrain Animation. B-E-T-A for short."
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 09, 2012 08:57 PM |
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"Ok, mr Bat...or whatever. We're set on "Compliant" mode now. So can you help us in our quest?"
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted March 11, 2012 09:53 PM |
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"Hi BTEA, I am Sue." The oger...(es?) tries to give a pretty smile. Needless to say it doesn't work. "I's glad to meet yous."
Another dialogue box has dropped down! That adventurer's status of yours is rather nice, for quest advancement, isn't it?
A) How did you get to be this way?
B) Who is this 'Master' you talked about?
C) Hwowom idd yuo dei? (Glitched option)
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 16, 2012 09:27 AM |
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"When in Rome...
I choose C)"
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted March 16, 2012 03:30 PM |
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the bone dragon floated in the air for a while, considering the options before going with its biggest question, namely B.
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted March 16, 2012 11:07 PM |
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((No "Destroy the glitch, kill it with fire and holy water!!!" from BETA...? Ok...))
Since the response script is the same for both questions (Stupid lazy creator), the oger answers to you both. "My master, he da man dat hurtded me. Made me dead. Broughted me back to hurdt me more. Master is bad man. He pretty lady's servant, so she must be bad too." The Ogeress has sat down and curled up into the fetal position. "Does you know da pretty lady? Is she bad?"
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 17, 2012 02:06 AM |
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" Hmm. *flips* I smell quest log here, and I bet we have a rather evil princess on our hands. I mean, turning something undead is evil, let the dead stay dead! and I'll make sure this maestro will stay buried here if I ever come face to two-face with him! *organ music playing* "
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted March 17, 2012 01:43 PM |
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Quote:
((No "Destroy the glitch, kill it with fire and holy water!!!" from BETA...? Ok...))
((Damnit Jim, I am a glitch fixer not a spell checker! Besides, I don't think I have a way to hit the dialogue box...or have I? DUN-DUN-DUUU!))
Turning back to its normal form, a noise from the pile of bones went "No, I am not here to hurt anything but bugs and glitches. So unless you are a glitch, or a bug... Or a Blue Screen of Death, I have no reason to hurt you!"
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted March 19, 2012 04:51 AM |
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((Gonna be playing Bob for a while...))
"I'm not here to hurt you either." The anthropomorph's eyes narrow slightly, "Unless you are here to hurt me. You aren't, are you?" The Ogerress looks at him like a strange bug, rubs the half of her jaw that is still there and says, "I is no hurt you if you is no hurt me. K?" Bob finds this arrangement agreeable.
"If you is no hurts me, den come has tea wit me! Oh wait." She puts a finger to her lip thoughtfully, "I's supposed to ask if yous has seal before letting you in. Pretty lady give master's guests seals."
Check your inventory guys. You'll all find a ring. The trigger announcing the acquisition of this quest item broke...
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 19, 2012 06:08 PM |
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"Let our powers combi... oh, uh, I mean, now can we get outta this place? I work best in the dark but I could use a little sunlight... or moonlight."
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted March 21, 2012 06:10 PM |
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"Or magic light!" the bone pile said as it disappeared, now replaced by a human skeleton wearing some kind of robe. "ABRAKADAVRA ALAKAZOOK!" the skeleton shouted and waved its arm into the air, held it there for an awkwardly long time before whispering "...Baltazar.", summoning an orb of light.
Smiling, the skeleton turned to the group and said "I hate the creator sometimes..."
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 21, 2012 06:52 PM |
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"It wasn't that creator that gave me these scars for cheating at cards, he's not too bad compared to the creatures.
Anyway, mrs undead ogress, you should lead the way to this master so I can sneak up on him and if I fail Bob can still surprise him"
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted March 23, 2012 02:42 AM |
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The ogeress is holding ((what looks to be)) a glass of china with a few chips in it. It seems like there is actual tea in it... but she shrugs and puts it down. "Ok. Pretty lady's people can go where de say." She sets down the tea cup and starts leading you down the hallway when a man dressed very much like a butler walks in.
"No need puppet, I am here! Get back to whatever meaningless chores I assigned you to do." He turns to look at you, "So you are the replacements she sent me? Hmph, slim pickings in this bunch..."
Dialogue box time!
A) "We know what you are! Die pond scum!"
B) "Why yes, indeed. We are. Slim whats?"
C) "What 'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
D) "Fish head fish heads rolly polly fish heads!" 
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 23, 2012 05:50 PM |
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I pick A) ! (I am not in a giving vein this day)
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted April 01, 2012 12:28 PM |
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