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Thread: The "What Would You Do" Game [ This thread is pages long: (1) 2 3 ] |
NoobX 
Supreme Hero
Teenage Dirtbag
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posted July 03, 2012 06:26 AM |
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Edited by NoobX at 15:00, 16 Jul 2012.
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The "What Would You Do" Game
This game is brought to you by NoobX!
Welcome! Welcome to the Taverns newest game! I am NoobX, your host, but it seems that no one cares about that...
Rules are simple:
- I give you a situation and you must tell me what would you do if that happened to you.
- The game is made out of rounds.
- I will give you a new situation every round.
- Points go from 1 to 3.
- You can get 1 bonus point if you make me laugh.
- There aren't negative points.
- You shouldn't post long answers (3-4 sentences will be enough).
- First player who gets 20 (or more) points wins.
Round 1:
You were sailing on a big, white ship. Suddenly, a great storm starts while you are in the toilet. A thunder strikes the ship and now it's out of power. You only have a lighter in your pocket.
What do you do?
-War-overlord:8
-B-E-T-A: 6
-Adrius: 6
-Gauldoth: 6
-Blizz: 6
-LW: 6
-Alkar: 5
-violent_flower: 4
-avalon: 4
-Trogdor: 4
-Tsar: 4
-Poly: 3
-Zeki: 3
-carcity: 2
-Vindicator: 2
-Darksy: 1
EDIT:
DO NOT SPAM HERE
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Tsar-Ivor
Legendary Hero
Ω Paragon of ♥irtue Ω
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posted July 03, 2012 06:28 AM |
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quote:
- You can get 1 bonus point if you make me laugh.
You made me laugh.
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Ghost
Famous Hero
Therefore I am
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posted July 03, 2012 06:32 AM |
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War-overlord
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Presidente of Isla del Tropico
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posted July 03, 2012 06:45 AM |
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Seems fun enough.
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"This thing does science so hard, you say: "I've never seen so much science," and it's all: "Check this out," and then BOOM, more science." -Sam.
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Bärsärker
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posted July 03, 2012 10:15 AM |
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I put my foot in the toilet and pee along my leg.
Standard lights-out-in-the-bathroom tactics.
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War-overlord
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Presidente of Isla del Tropico
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posted July 03, 2012 10:29 AM |
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If I'm on the toilet, then chances are I'm taking a dump anyway. SO no problems there. Getting out, that's the problem.
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"This thing does science so hard, you say: "I've never seen so much science," and it's all: "Check this out," and then BOOM, more science." -Sam.
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Vindicator
Supreme Hero
Right Back Extraordinaire
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posted July 03, 2012 11:24 AM |
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quote:
A thunder strikes the ship and now it's out of power
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What?
Anyway, I'd feel around for the sink, wash my hands, open the door, and find somewhere to sit down. Screw the lighter.
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Snowball from Hell
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posted July 03, 2012 12:15 PM |
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I stroke my mustache once and chuckle to myself, and then without hesitation, I position the lit lighter directly beneath my alcohol-laced stream of piss in order to create a Greek Fire-like effect that will disperse the darkness in the room. While the rest of the crew stumble in the darkness, I continue to enjoy the gentleman's comforts of light & warmth while snuggling up to a good book.
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Anderson: "Sir, he's thinking about making a move for your gun."
Dredd: "Yeah."
Anderson: "He changed his mind."
Dredd: "Yeah."
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Disciple of Elvin
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posted July 03, 2012 03:58 PM |
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I torch the ship, sacrificing the others to Poseidon, and proceed to swim back home. 
EDIT:@Blizz: Great minds think alike, I guess?
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DarkShadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted July 03, 2012 04:00 PM |
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Take the flareguns and kill everyone on board.
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Tsar-Ivor
Legendary Hero
Ω Paragon of ♥irtue Ω
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posted July 03, 2012 05:06 PM |
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quote:
You were sailing on a big, white ship.
Lol white ships don't tend to be that big, atleast not compared to their counterparts. I'd probably use the lighter to attempt to recharge/stimulate the 'ship', if not I'd just have to start again, so no biggy really.
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted July 03, 2012 05:15 PM |
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Light the lighter and continue reading, making sure to keep the two items far enough apart. 'Cuz I'd likely have a book too.
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I'll take green stars, thank you. 
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Ghost
Famous Hero
Therefore I am
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posted July 03, 2012 05:24 PM |
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Edited by Ghost at 17:55, 03 Jul 2012.
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I can not kill, DarkShadow! I thought the program was a celebration then to cabin 
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Gauldoth_IV
Adventuring Hero
nobody
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posted July 03, 2012 11:51 PM |
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Just stay where I stay, light the lighter and stare the little fire, telling myself:"It's just a game, it's just a game..."
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Where is my signature?
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LizardWarrior
Promising
Supreme Hero
HC's avatar uploader
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posted July 04, 2012 03:53 AM |
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I would finish my job in the toilet 
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NoobX
Supreme Hero
Teenage Dirtbag
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posted July 04, 2012 09:44 AM |
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Edited by NoobX at 02:49, 05 Jul 2012.
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Round 1 is over!
-Adrius got 1 normal and 1 bonus point.
-War-overlord got 2 points and 1 bonus point.
-Vindicator got 2 points.
-Blizz got 3 points.
-Poly got 1 point.
-Darksy got 1 point.
-Tsar got 2 points.
-Alkar got 2 points.
-Gauldoth got 2 points.
-LW got 2 points and 1 bonus point.
Round 2:
You went to the kitchen for a midnight snack when you hear someone in the living room. Unfortunately, you live alone in your apartment.
What do you do?
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War-overlord
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Presidente of Isla del Tropico
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posted July 04, 2012 10:07 AM |
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Given that my living room is the place where my viscious Piranha-Basset Hound sleeps, I'm not to worried. If there is someone there that the dog don't like, s/he's dead. Or if the dog likes him/her, I don't need to worry to begin with. But it's best to make another sandwich.
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"This thing does science so hard, you say: "I've never seen so much science," and it's all: "Check this out," and then BOOM, more science." -Sam.
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Snowball from Hell
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posted July 04, 2012 10:29 AM |
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I pull the pins on the pair of gold-plated grenades that I keep buckled around my nut-sack at all times while I sleep for home defense, charge into the livingroom in the direction of the unknown noise, and scream, "YOU'RE COMING WITH ME! **** YOU!"
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Anderson: "Sir, he's thinking about making a move for your gun."
Dredd: "Yeah."
Anderson: "He changed his mind."
Dredd: "Yeah."
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Bärsärker
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posted July 04, 2012 10:38 AM |
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Well I walk right back and split his head properly with my axe this time, and then return to the kitchen and continue eating his limbs.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Disciple of Elvin
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posted July 04, 2012 10:44 AM |
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Offer them a slice of pizza, and if they're of the opposite sex, ask them out on a date. 
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