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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The "What Would You Do" Game
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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted July 04, 2012 06:09 PM

I'm going to check the living room is the girls, they have a patch in hand. About patch read Dark Shadow and the Tsar-Ivor. But who will pay for the window and computer break? When *** is not a substitute for any!
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Fight MWMs - stand teach

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Zeki
Zeki


Supreme Hero
sup
posted July 05, 2012 12:52 AM

I would wake up and realize that i broke into somebodys house while sleepwalking, most probably naked...
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B-E-T-A
B-E-T-A


Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
posted July 05, 2012 01:28 AM

I piss myself with fear over the fact that solid snake got passed the guards, the dogs, the pitfalls and other various deathtraps that ANY HOUSE I would live ALONE in would automatically be rigged with for me to feel safe living alone.
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted July 05, 2012 02:57 AM

I would wonder how Alkar took on human form, but welcome him into the real world. Plus, hope he doesn't take an alignment shift, and start destroying things with divine and arcane magic.



And I got nothing for being one who usually takes a book to read while sitting in the restroom?
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violent_flower
violent_flower


Promising
Supreme Hero
Almost there.
posted July 05, 2012 05:00 AM

I strip myself of all clothing, grab my granola bar and rub it all over my body, then I start calling for this mystery robber. All the while I am praying it's a six foot two tanned football player with no brains and  a big.......and hoping he really loves granola?

P.S. I think granola would hurt like hell to rub all over my body!
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Learn how to duck and weave because I will throw truth at you all day!

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Gauldoth_IV
Gauldoth_IV


Adventuring Hero
nobody
posted July 05, 2012 06:20 AM

I would get the bloody fresh meat from the fridge, and spread the blood from the meat on my lips, body and my kitchen knife, then go to the living room with the kitchen knife, and saying "What a bloody delicious heart,Oh, what brings you here? I'd like to have a piece of your body, shall I?"
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Where is my signature?

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 05, 2012 08:51 AM

Quote:
And I got nothing for being one who usually takes a book to read while sitting in the restroom?


Fixed.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 10, 2012 02:03 PM

Round 2 is over!


-War-overlord got 2 points.
-Blizz got 1 point and 1 bonus point.
-Adrius got 3 points and 1 bonus point.
-Poly got 2 points.
-Zeki got 2 points and 1 bonus point.
-B-E-T-A got 2 points and 1 bonus point.
-Alkar got 1 point.
-violent_flower got 3 points and 1 bonus point.
-Gauldoth got 3 points and 1 bonus point.


Round 3:
You are walking down the street and you see a girl heading the other way. You stop for a moment and realise that it's Justin Bieber.
What do you do?

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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted July 10, 2012 02:11 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 14:11, 10 Jul 2012.

I'd pull down his pants and inspect his man-hood thoroughly, just to be sure.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny

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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted July 10, 2012 02:25 PM

Can I get 500€, Justin?

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War-overlord
War-overlord


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Presidente of Isla del Tropico
posted July 10, 2012 02:37 PM
Edited by War-overlord at 14:38, 10 Jul 2012.

Since this is a dream to begin with, or when Justin Bieber is concerned more likely a nightmare, I do what I normaly do in such situations. I wait until the one of the roving bands of Monkey guerrillas armed with golfclubs and crowbars to show up, as they inevitably do, plagueing my unawakened hours. And sincerely hope that they beat Bieber to a bloody pulp instead of me.
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Vote El Presidente! Or Else!

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B-E-T-A
B-E-T-A


Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
posted July 10, 2012 03:07 PM

I cast "summon rabid, ugly fan girl horde" and enjoy the show a little before releasing the Zombie virus.
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"

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carcity
carcity


Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
posted July 10, 2012 07:33 PM

I'd steal her face and give it to the termit king.

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted July 10, 2012 07:39 PM

After Justin Bieber asks for a single hair from my golden beard, I give her three.

(nerdy LotR reference)
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."

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LizardWarrior
LizardWarrior


Honorable
Legendary Hero
the reckoning is at hand
posted July 10, 2012 09:16 PM
Edited by LizardWarrior at 21:18, 10 Jul 2012.

I stay calm,open my phone and say:"Request for air strike on my current position,over". Then I leave the zone as fast as I can.

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted July 11, 2012 09:38 AM

Shave him bald then strangle him with an electrical extension cord.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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avalon00x
avalon00x


Bad-mannered
Known Hero
posted July 11, 2012 11:35 AM

Lead him to the nearest Hardcore bdsm club there is and make sure his safe-word is unpronounable, leave and let the boys have their fun.

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted July 11, 2012 04:27 PM

I would date him/her, marry him/her, then divorce him/her, because our love was a lie. Then gain a fair portion of his/her possessions.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 16, 2012 09:02 PM

Round 3 is over!


-Tsar got 1 point (you can do better) and 1 bonus point.
-War-overlord got 2 points and 1 bonus point.
-B-E-T-A got 2 points and 1 bonus point.
-carcity got 2 points.
-blizz got 1 point.
-LW got 2 points and 1 bonus point.
-Trogdor got 3 points and 1 bonus point.
-avalon got 3 points and 1 bonus point.
-Alkar got 2 points.


Round 4:
Feel free to think of a situation. The player that comes up with one will get a point.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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fauch
fauch


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted July 16, 2012 10:43 PM

Quote:
You are walking down the street and you see a girl heading the other way. You stop for a moment and realise that it's Justin Bieber.
What do you do?


it's obvious, I go buy a pair of glasses.

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