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Thread: Some of my work about Mutare...
Xenophanes
Xenophanes


Promising
Famous Hero
Chief Consul to Queen Mutare
posted March 16, 2002 04:51 PM bonus applied.
Edited By: Hexa on 3 Jul 2002

Some of my work about Mutare...

As many people on the HC know, my favorite Hero is Mutare. I have a strange habit of always making something that has to do with her. Over time, I've created a few maps and other projects that feature her. So anyways, here are two of my favorite things that I've done:

This first is titled "The Ballad of Mutare." It is basically a 71-line poem that tells Mutare's complete biography. Note: many of the phrases used in here come from her expanded biography, which can be found at http://www.3do.com/products/pc/heroes3/expansion/bios/exp_mutare.html Anyways, without furthur ado, here it is:

Greedy Overlords and Warlocks abound,
In the nation of Nighon, underground.

But in this realm of champions tall,
There is one greater than them all.
She literally started out as zero,
And then became a Nighon hero.

Not even twenty years ago,
A woman with nothing for herself to show,
Brought a child into her care,
When she gave birth to Mutare.

Since the woman was in will quite weak,
And scarcely could afford to eat,
Twelve year-old Mutare she had to abandon,
To survive her horrid famine.

But Mutare was a sturdy lass,
And very easily surpassed
The street urchin’s lowly class.

Now, Mutare had determination of which to boast,
A quality that Dragons admire most,
And at the very least,
Had an affinity for the beasts.

With their aid,
Mutare quickly made,
The honorable rank of general,
To be part of the Overlord Rauric’s arsenal.
But she resented Rauric’s control,
And vowed to break his iron hold.

Mutare’s chance came in time,
When at a feast Rauric had too much wine.
He then said, quite stupidly,
“Unless a woman can appear beautifully,
SHE AIN’T WORTH A DIME TO ME!!!”

Well, this made Mutare really mad;
She called Rauric names that are really bad.
And because the young hothead couldn’t keep her cool,
Mutare challenged Rauric to a duel!

Now, you can probably guess who won’
When she cut off Rauric’s head, Mutare was champion!
So Mutare became a Dungeon Overlord,
But eventually got kinda bored.

You see, Mutare knew this neighboring lord,
Called Ordwald, he had riches, horde upon horde!
And the thought never entered the old geezer’s bald head
To do something with his power besides snoozing in bed.
Well, Mutare started tryin’ to take Ordwald down,
But he was nowhere to be found.

Now, during her campaign against Ordwald,
Mutare learned more about the geezer bald.
It turned out Ordwald had spent his life and dough
On searching for a Vial that long ago
Was filled with the Dragon Father’s blood
To become the fabled Vial of Dragon Blood!

Just then, Mutare cracked an evil smile,
For she too knew the legend of the Vial.
She knew, and I’m not braggin’
That if she drank it she’d become a sentient Dragon!

Oh, this was more than Mutare could stand;
She hurried to get her Dragon Band.
She said, “Listen boys, I’ve got a plan
That’ll make me the strongest lord in the land;
Into a Dragon I’ll transform,
And make Ordwald wish he’d never been born!”

Well, Mutare and Ordwald the Vial chased,
And you should know who won the race,
It was Mutare who found the Vial’s resting place!

Now Mutare is Mutare Drake
And then it was a piece of cake
To defeat Ordwald and his lackeys
Making Mutare happier than happy!

Now, judging by what I’ve so far seen,
By Heroes IV, Mutare will be Nighon’s Queen!



Okay, now moving on to what is perhaps my personal favorite. If anyone has ever seen the movie "Miss Congeniality," you may remember the song "Dancing Queen." I have taken the lyrics and written a parody to the song. It goes to the same tune, yet is called "Dragon Queen." Enjoy!

You can soar, you can fly, having the time of your life
See Mutare, watch how mean, dig in the Dragon Queen

Midnight and it ain’t no joke
You’re flying around with fire and smoke
Time to wreak your vengeance where the people scream
You’re gonna kill Bracada’s King
With a bit of luck you will find that guy
His palace is near so time to fly
With a bit of searching everything is fine
You’re in the mood for combat
And when it’s time for that…

You are the Dragon Queen, mean and lean, only seventeen
Dragon Queen, feel the beat from your crimson wings
You can soar, you can fly, having the time of your life
See Mutare, watch how mean, dig in the Dragon Queen

You’re so evil, you destroy all
Burn the Castle and watch it fall
Looking for another battle, anyone will do
You’re in the mood for combat
And when it’s time for that

You are the Dragon Queen, mean and lean, only seventeen
Dragon Queen, feel the beat from your crimson wings
You can soar, you can fly, having the time of you life
See Mutare, watch how mean, dig in the Dragon Queen



Okay. That's all!
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Camelnor
Camelnor


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Also known as Blue Camel
posted March 17, 2002 08:44 PM

muy disturbando...

jk hehe, good work .
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Xenophanes
Xenophanes


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Chief Consul to Queen Mutare
posted March 18, 2002 01:22 AM

Thanks

Remind me to send you a fruit cake on Christmas
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Snogard
Snogard


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posted March 18, 2002 01:44 AM

Now I believe that when you said your favourite hero is Mutare, you REALLY mean it!

It was great and I especially like the "Dragon Queen".  After seeing this, make me feel like go chanting

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<Dragons are cool, Titans eat gruel!>
<Dragons go to school, Titans are fools!> ...
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Xenophanes
Xenophanes


Promising
Famous Hero
Chief Consul to Queen Mutare
posted March 18, 2002 04:39 PM

Yay!

Another person to give a fruitcake to!!
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god_boy
god_boy


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posted April 11, 2002 10:30 AM

i love mutare too! especially when i have dungeon AND rampart.
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Xenophanes
Xenophanes


Promising
Famous Hero
Chief Consul to Queen Mutare
posted May 04, 2002 04:15 AM

Oooh, I just noticed...I got a bonus here. Whoever gave me it, thanks!
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Mysia
Mysia


Hired Hero
I am Insane, So Humor Me
posted June 12, 2002 02:56 AM

Ok, I hate it when U get so much attention. Maybe I should do something... hmmm... But you do deserve it, and don't expect me to say that again, ever again! That stuff is good. But you wouldn't like to hear this but, remember a while ago, you a called me Mutare? Well, if U thought about it, that would be an ode to me.  Just kiddin'. Good job.
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Xenophanes
Xenophanes


Promising
Famous Hero
Chief Consul to Queen Mutare
posted June 12, 2002 03:10 AM

That was meant as an insult, before I knew who the heck Mutare really was even.

Don't flatter yourself
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angelito
angelito


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proud father of a princess
posted December 27, 2004 04:14 PM

Moved.
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