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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted April 15, 2013 12:29 PM |
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You don't want to be like Fredo,doing two at a time.
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted April 15, 2013 12:42 PM |
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Right you are master Hagen.
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted April 15, 2013 02:24 PM |
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Yeah, it's just wrong. And you know she really doesn't want to do it with you... it's just a way to get money.
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted April 15, 2013 03:54 PM |
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You get pleasure,she gets money,everybody is happy.
Pluses:
- You know what she wants.
- the sum is not quite restrictive
- you get the pleasure when you want
Minuses:
- she might be ill from something you don't want to catch(anyone watched Lemon Popsicle?)
- very limited amount of time
- she might be busy at the moment you search her.
I haven't been to one,so these are just my thoughts on the matter.
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted April 15, 2013 04:52 PM |
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Thanks to both of you, I needed to know about these things eventually.
I'm not even sure what's the way to kiss a woman.
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted April 15, 2013 06:02 PM |
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Edited by fauch at 18:06, 15 Apr 2013.
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Yeah, it's just wrong. And you know she really doesn't want to do it with you... it's just a way to get money.
well, that's the way economy works.  you've got to pay to eat, to heal yourself... maybe we are lucky that sex is harder to control.
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the internet is full of info on that kind of stuff, drakon. it's all at your fingertips. read "top 10 ways to please a woman" lists, and watch instructional videos.
that might make it even scarrier
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted April 15, 2013 06:07 PM |
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All the info is at my fingertips but I can't have any girl. I wish it was the other way around sometimes. But thanks fred.
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted April 15, 2013 07:04 PM |
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O' my gawd, I just discovered something. I CAN POST FREAKING HEARTS ANYWHERE ANYTIME!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
No...no...NO!!!
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted April 15, 2013 07:26 PM |
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The power of love fails you.
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted April 15, 2013 07:37 PM |
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Love hearts will always find a way, added it to my status. <3
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted April 15, 2013 07:39 PM |
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Woah you addded text symbols to your status. Teach me this sorcery.
I want a symbol of a fiery greatsword getting shoved up another man's ass.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted April 15, 2013 07:51 PM |
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Freud is worried about you, sir.
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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted April 15, 2013 08:24 PM |
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Drakon,you watched that movie American Pie?
In the first part there are four guys still virgin who are forming a pact to loose their virginity.
And you can see in the movie a fragments of the book of love(the bible),which teaches to worthy students sex techniques.
If you have watched it,you remember Jim and Nadia.
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 17, 2013 01:02 PM |
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Ok, I'm officially screwed.
There's a girl and I like her pretty much. The problem is that we've had a really bad relationship for the past 4 years.
Help!!
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Minion
Legendary Hero
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posted May 17, 2013 01:19 PM |
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Enjoy the butterflies in your stomach, they actually feel pretty good dont they?  My "help" is just to hang more with her, casually. Take her for ice cream. Make her buy you ice cream. Or what kind of relatonship do you have now, does she hate you because of the 4 years or xD
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"These friends probably started using condoms after having produced the most optimum amount of offsprings. Kudos to them for showing at least some restraint" - Tsar-ivor
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 17, 2013 02:03 PM |
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We're in something like student-rival relationship which eventually evolved into a mutual hatered. Now we've... created some sort of an invisible barrier between us and I really regret that.
Sadly, I can't find a moment to even apologize for what I've said to her for the four years that I've known her... Wuaaah!!
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Minion
Legendary Hero
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posted May 17, 2013 02:07 PM |
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Hating is way closer to loving that ignoring. Just like you hating her, probably because you have liked her a bit all along? 
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"These friends probably started using condoms after having produced the most optimum amount of offsprings. Kudos to them for showing at least some restraint" - Tsar-ivor
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 17, 2013 02:17 PM |
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Just like you hating her, probably because you have liked her a bit all along?
Well, yeah...  I've always liked her a bit, it's just that with our constant fighting I've never had a chance to have a normal talk with her and say how I really feel about her
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Minion
Legendary Hero
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posted May 17, 2013 02:22 PM |
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Having a normal talk would be a start alright. Would be of awesome fate if for some reason you ended up doing a project or being a partner with her in some school assignment. Maybe you could talk to her then without calling her names or something. A Big Maybe
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted May 17, 2013 02:24 PM |
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@ML
Life!
Today's time clock is a failure. I lost my 4.35h. The boss said, does not matter, or does not care. Ok The bus stop. Hm beauty thai stands. And the bus came, the bus was supposed to leave 20 minutes away. I sat on the bus in 20 minutes. Hm, what is needed is a c on the floor. What does it say to you? The film is about what you'd expect. Reality does not know. The film was invented story.
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