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Ghost
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Therefore I am
posted September 06, 2014 09:38 PM

Storm-Giant said:
NoobX said:
Corribus said:
I just realized that meroe is basically Smurfette.

Gangbang, anyone? No?




I don't read here and now what I read Cor, NooBx and next your a post Ok! I wrote pen colors already in VW.. But I can say ok to extra one boy.. I never been experienced.. Well almost be experienced! Forced to use protection that easy to control! The best always is one person! The disease is a bad thing.. Do you have? I haven't.. 6 months later you start ill How? You had this before someone with.. A blood test doesn't show up immediately! Sex is always more fun than carnival but girl think about the future, the safety etc boy think about beauty Now someone say I'm better looking than you, because you haven't a job etc Time changed! Heroes III?

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Storm-Giant
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On the Other Side!
posted September 06, 2014 10:12 PM

...and now Ghost is here, enjoy your company NoobX
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted September 06, 2014 10:17 PM

Oh, look, page 100!

I guess I ought to thank everyone for keeping this thread alive for all this time, so thanks y'all!

If you wanna keep reading more of this stuff be sure to hit that post reply button and I'll see you next time!

/youtubeinfluence
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted September 06, 2014 10:20 PM

Storm-Giant said:
...and now Ghost is here, enjoy your company NoobX

Hey, it could be worse. Imagine if Thunder Tits was here along with Drakon and Herry.

Just think about it for a moment. Yeah.
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Adrius
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posted September 06, 2014 10:42 PM

NoobX said:
Oh, look, page 100!

I forgive you because Jontron.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted September 06, 2014 10:54 PM

Adrius said:
NoobX said:
Oh, look, page 100!

I forgive you because Jontron.

The one and only

He's got some balls of steel if he successfully played Takeshi's Challenge
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Ghost
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Therefore I am
posted September 06, 2014 11:16 PM

Yea wait for visited in shower etc
The same thing about the game!
**** I choiced/okayed always wrong girls..
Why started..
Look at the past!
Silent now..
find a solution
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fred79
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posted September 07, 2014 04:50 AM

NoobX said:



damn, noobx. what the **** have you been doing to yourself?













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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 04, 2014 05:32 PM

Looking back at this thread I see how much I've matured over the course of these one hundred pages. Frankly, I think of myself as an idiot when I read the earliest posts (and the thread title), but I remember that I was only 14, and man was I ignorant back then! Lots of laughs and good replies here, though I never realized how much you've all helped me become the person I am today. I've been through thick and thin with you, yet I only figured this out now.



Taking some time to think about what's happening in my life, I've come to a conclusion that I'm in a really tough position right now.
It's only October, but the school's already pressing me hard; my apartment needs a lot of work on it; and lastly, but I guess not the least important, is my (ex) crush.

But then again, I don't think 'crush' is a suitable word anymore. I believe this goes far beyond that phase.

She keeps coming into my dreams - constantly. Even though I know the chances of us being together in our lifetime is roughly equal to zero, I just can't forget her. No matter what I do, or where I am, she just forces her way inside my thoughts and won't leave. This has gone as far as that I can't concentrate in school, or at home, or when I go outside. There just isn't a way I can keep her off my mind.
People in my class have noticed that I'm absent-minded. They asked if anything's wrong, but I can never tell them what's actually going on. Dunno why, I just can't.
I curse the day we met. I curse the day I noticed her. I curse the day I was lost in her eyes; the day when I first looked past our quarrel, our squabble that has made us hate eachother.
How I wish I never got to know her! But that would be the easy way... And life - it's anything but easy.

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The_Gootch
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Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted October 15, 2014 04:19 AM

Don't get cocky.  You still don't know squat.
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mvassilev
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posted October 15, 2014 04:31 AM

Don't obsess over her. I realize it's easier said than done, but you should try doing some other things instead. Focus on a hobby, or friends, or even homework.
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xerox
xerox


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posted October 15, 2014 04:58 AM

These are the shackles of heteronormative monogamy. It is a social construction that only creates suffering. Abandon it.
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Over himself, over his own
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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted October 15, 2014 05:04 AM
Edited by artu at 05:04, 15 Oct 2014.

What has obsession caused by falling in love got to do with monogamy, I've read love poems with similar words of suffering by Sultans who had a Harem.

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DagothGares
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posted October 15, 2014 10:00 AM
Edited by DagothGares at 10:05, 15 Oct 2014.

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And life - it's anything but easy.
Often it's as easy as we make it. Though, people with obsessive tendencies may have a harder time of it.

And, having been in your situation, noobieboy, I advise you to just leave it behind. If you can't resolve or confront this problem, you have to leave it behind or it will eat you from the inside, until you're but a shell of a person.
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veco
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who am I?
posted October 15, 2014 11:03 AM

Quote:
NoobX posted October 04, 2015 05:32 PM

Looking back at this thread I see how much I've matured over the course of these two hundred pages. Frankly, I think of myself as an idiot when I read posts on the 100 page, but I remember that I was only 15, and man was I ignorant back then!

PS: By now it's not even worth caring about being embarassed about the earlier posts


you're welcome
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Baklava
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posted October 17, 2014 06:04 AM

artu said:
xerox said:
These are the shackles of heteronormative monogamy. It is a social construction that only creates suffering. Abandon it.
What has obsession caused by falling in love got to do with monogamy, I've read love poems with similar words of suffering by Sultans who had a Harem.

Quite a number of gay people too.
The social construction that creates far more suffering for me is this unrestrained kind of... relentless feminism. This is because this way it's me that ends up making sammiches while at the same time explaining to the lady that when the mate said "Hey, there's <Baklava>'s chick!", he didn't mean to identify her solely by her relationship with me and therefore maliciously undermine her integrity as an individual in front of her friends, and that of course you have all those other qualities that are not tied solely to this great thing we have between us, honey, now will you for the love of God almighty just let it go and I promise I will not make another joke about female drivers until another one runs me over.
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is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
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fred79
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posted October 17, 2014 12:13 PM

lol.

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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
posted October 21, 2014 02:21 PM

The post where I just wanted to make a joke and started to review the thread

So been rereading the thread and will answer general questions that noobx asked in some attempt to make it seem the thread was not about him all along.

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Is there any girl you find attractive? Does she find you attractive?

Welp, that's sort of an N to M relationship if you know what I mean. I have very noble features, among them light eyes that mysteriously lie deep in my face, a strong, straight, sensual nose, a full head of luscious curly hair and a winning smile. Needless to say I am absolutely beautiful and many girls WOMEN consider me beautiful. My girlfriend is of course one of them. And I consider my girlfriend beautiful and any words I have would sully the amazingness that is her vibrant smile, her soft voice and her bright, deep eyes.

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what should I do now? I'm as clueless as a blonde in a Math class
A year and a half later, I'm sure you know you should've not been playing silly games and stop worrying, like OD said right underneath. But you came to that conclusion 5 days later, so I know for a fact you did.

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Makes me wonder are you,me and NoobX the only ones without a girl?
Maybe, master_learn, but you no longer live in HC-lands swampy swamps though.

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Tell her your farmville needs a hoe and she should help.

Plow her fields huehuehuehue.

Urgh.

Kill me.
I would Adrius, but you've already slain me!

I'm at page 35 about now and dammit noobx, just talk to them as if they aren't creepy space aliens you want to lay down with and do the nasty.

At page 40 I joined in and I've written quality Dagoth-tier posts.

Round page 46-47 you guys all creepily started to post women in lingerie. I tried to class it up by posting a Russian tsarina and then things cleared up a bit.

HAH, I ASKED FOR RELATIONSHIP ADVICE IN THIS THREAD AND THEN RESOLVED AND ASED A GIRL OUT WITHIN ONE PAGE. MAN, IT'S GOOD TO NOT BE A TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING.

Quote of the thread at page 61:
"Girls are rather magnificent beings."
Like, I should just start a flimsy short story with that line.

We then talked a lot about drugs, porn and Azzie joined in before that. DD got a bit dramatic. Sadly enough he didn't have the "that which pushes him to go forward" inside of him and left, complaining we were all mean to him. What's a thread without some drama, amirite? I'd cite pages, but it started before page 40 and I'm at page 74 and he's still there.

Holy snow, BAK posted here. This thread has like a huge amount of HC's allstars. Gootchie, azzie, RSF, baklava, plenty of mods, smurfette, a lurker signed on just to make one post in this thread. This is a high caliber thread. Paradoxically, the noob capacity is through the roofs as well, first it was started by noobx, then we had some allstar noobs like herry, stevie and DD tour around and post.

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She asked me where I was from. I was deep in my thoughts, and I said " I'm not sure anymore."
She smiled and said " Ah, I see. I too feel like that sometimes. When I was in the dorm it was great, but when I came back to this town I felt bad somehow." to which I replied " At first I was happy to be here, but I guess the magic that I've felt has gone for good. It was pretty fun in the beginning, but now everything feels like a boring routine."
Over the days we've had a share of talks and after a while I felt attracted to her. I'll see if I can ask her out someday soon because I feel the things are headed in a good direction.
I still maintain this conversation is "full of win." Frgive me for memetic language usage.

The thread basically s fizzling out by this point. Near the end stevie talks about an ex and joonas is full of sage wisdom when he says:
Quote:
Exes man, there was a reason you broke up in the first place.


And at page 100 everyone's basically reflecting this thread. I must say this thread is pretty rad. 9/10, give it a qp somewhere, preferably one of my posts.
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Stevie
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posted October 21, 2014 06:53 PM

Men talk about girls..

Whoever changed the name of the thread did a fantastic job. I approve.


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mvassilev
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posted October 21, 2014 06:58 PM

Don't forget the deleted-but-not-forgotten "Men Talk About Earls".
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