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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 28, 2014 11:09 PM

Remember the first post in this thread? Ok, well, this time it isn't about any pens or any of that ****; this time it's about me spending time with her. We either have breakfast or lunch together, she often tells me to come into her room, etc.
I summon you again in hopes of figuring these things out: Have some things changed? Will I be able to make something good come out of this? Can I make myself show my emotions in front of her without pushing it too far?

I'm dead tired, I don't know what I'm typing.
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted January 28, 2014 11:26 PM

Maybe, maybe not. It's hard to tell from the few details you've given us.
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baklava
baklava


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Mostly harmless
posted January 29, 2014 05:20 AM

I would be more than glad to help a little bro out, but I stopped handing out any and all direct advice on the matter ever since a mate actually told my girlfriend how great my tip to grab dat ass on his first date worked out for him.

It wasn't even a serious tip. Feel the need to mention that, since I haven't exactly been paying attention as to whether any watchful feminists are incumbent around here lately.

On the brighter side, having no gf means that much less explaining to do, so don't rush it.


Used to fall madly in love with every half decent girl I hung around with when I was your age. The Dick was like a compass, and I kept mistaking it for the heart. Took some trial and error for me to develop the right attitude and become the gentle yet irresistible erotic thunderstorm of today. You'll get the hang of it too.

The moustache has to go, though. All the moustache. All the time. Any mention of a moustache needs to disappear, until you get the beard going.

Get some clothes to match that chill Beatles hair. Or **** the hair up and go in a different direction altogether. Keep in mind, you're in high school. You will never, ever be able to mess around with your styling and get away with it as you will in the following several years. And it's fun as hell, too. My advice? See how the charming indie look works out for you. You've got a chill introvert air around you, but smile more, don't be grumpy.

I've seen great guys hold themselves down due to shyness and unwarranted insecurity. Just give it your best shot to be as confident as you know you should be. The world's your oyster.

Focus on playing your cards right for yourself. Chicks'll show up. Chicks so much better than whichever you have a crush on right now in both looks and mind that you won't be able to believe it.


Laughed my arse off reading the first few pages of this thread, though.
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JoonasTo
JoonasTo


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What if Elvin was female?
posted January 29, 2014 01:54 PM

Thanks, I'd forgotten the awesome start to this thread Bak.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 29, 2014 05:52 PM

My roommate's already teasing me about her. Something along the lines: "Oh, come on, bro, I'd ask to **** her if I were you..."
Seems that he can sense something between us
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Storm-Giant
Storm-Giant


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On the Other Side!
posted January 29, 2014 06:34 PM

NoobX said:
My roommate's already teasing me about her. Something along the lines: "Oh, come on, bro, I'd ask to **** her if I were you..."
Seems that he can sense something between us

I expected "My roomate's corpse is getting smelly". Why u dissapoint
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 29, 2014 07:43 PM

Nope, that was my other roommate.
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fred79
fred79


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posted January 29, 2014 07:54 PM

NoobX said:
Nope, that was my other roommate.


lol, one down, one to go, right noobx?

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Storm-Giant
Storm-Giant


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On the Other Side!
posted January 29, 2014 08:03 PM

NoobX said:
Nope, that was my other roommate.

was?
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kipshasz
kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted January 29, 2014 08:04 PM
Edited by kipshasz at 20:08, 29 Jan 2014.

yea, noobx, some snowing cops came here, looking for you. they should be visiting you soon.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 29, 2014 09:03 PM
Edited by NoobX at 21:23, 29 Jan 2014.

lol I have two roommates; one (the bad one) was transferred to a different room, and I got a new one.
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Storm-Giant
Storm-Giant


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On the Other Side!
posted January 29, 2014 09:07 PM

NoobX said:
lol I have two roommates; one (the bad one) was transfered to a different room, and I got a new one.

Good for you then




(still, no corpse...boooo)
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Vindicator
Vindicator


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posted January 29, 2014 09:12 PM

Oh, he got "transferred", alright

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fred79
fred79


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posted January 29, 2014 09:44 PM

transferred to the other side. noobx, and his first kill... *sniff*... this is what it's all about.












*pssst*... nooby... how do you feel, now that that ****ers gone? you sleep better now, don't you?

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 29, 2014 10:23 PM

Actually, he's constantly in my room, so there isn't much difference after all...
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Storm-Giant
Storm-Giant


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On the Other Side!
posted January 29, 2014 10:34 PM

Actually there is some kind of difference, since you're not talking bad about him here
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heroes_player
heroes_player


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posted February 14, 2014 10:29 PM

I have found the love of my life from the high school... We have seen each other occasionally for three years... And not so long ago I finally ventured to say something to her It was my bravest act ever! I tried to ask her phone number but she wasn't sure.. then I decided to give my number to her! I really hope she was typing it to her phone, I'm not sure if she really did it Now we are out of school and I'm waiting for her call... I hope she will call

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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted February 14, 2014 10:57 PM

The cynic in me says she won't call.
The realist in me says she won't call.
The optimist in me says she won't call, but at least she probably isn't laughing.
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fred79
fred79


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posted February 14, 2014 11:22 PM

heroes_player said:
I have found the love of my life from the high school... We have seen each other occasionally for three years... And not so long ago I finally ventured to say something to her It was my bravest act ever! I tried to ask her phone number but she wasn't sure.. then I decided to give my number to her! I really hope she was typing it to her phone, I'm not sure if she really did it Now we are out of school and I'm waiting for her call... I hope she will call


good for you, man. many people can't make that important step, then they have to live with themselves until they build up the balls to do what you did.

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meroe
meroe


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posted February 14, 2014 11:43 PM

mvassilev said:

The optimist in me says ......


*laughs* Oh Mvass please lol, you're not even of the human race, you silly Vulcan you!



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