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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted April 09, 2014 07:15 PM

He's not accusing you of lying, he is just telling you, you are a cheesy conversationalist.

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 09, 2014 07:26 PM

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY SHE HAS BOOBS AND SHE IS HOT I DIDN'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE A SIMPLE DUDE I HAVE FEELINGS I NEED TO SET FREE.  
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted April 09, 2014 07:33 PM

Ironically, you did sound like a kind of uninteresting guy, just of the "exaggeratedly emotional" kind. You might as well have said something like "Soon the darkness of the world will shut out the sun".
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fred79
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posted April 09, 2014 07:34 PM

noob, this is how i picture you with girls:





this... is the wrong way to do things. notice how the cat runs for her life?


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Fauch
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posted April 09, 2014 07:51 PM

NoobX said:
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY SHE HAS BOOBS AND SHE IS HOT I DIDN'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE A SIMPLE DUDE I HAVE FEELINGS I NEED TO SET FREE.  


yeah, sounds good at least that's honest

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 09, 2014 07:57 PM

lolwut. The important thing is that we're getting along. She's not running away from me, in fact we tend to be near eachother whenever it's possible.

Stop bullying me! I will report you for your CoC breaching posts!
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Adrius
Adrius


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posted April 09, 2014 07:58 PM

Noob-san I-I think it was deep and t-thoughtful observation of how hard it is to find a place where you belong in this world.

They're just being mean cuz they're jealous and don't understand you like I do.
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mvassilev
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posted April 09, 2014 08:00 PM

NoobX said:
lolwut. The important thing is that we're getting along. She's not running away from me, in fact we tend to be near eachother whenever it's possible.
So she's the kind of person who's interested in those kinds of expressions? That's a red flag.
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Fauch
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posted April 09, 2014 08:00 PM
Edited by Fauch at 20:02, 09 Apr 2014.

I'm not mean, I think saying you like their boobs is a better strategy

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Adrius
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posted April 09, 2014 08:05 PM

Mvass, I'd consider "my girl actually sleeps with another guy besides me" a quite clear red flag in most relationships

Careful with the judgments hehe. Noob and her might not be standard either.
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mvassilev
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posted April 09, 2014 08:16 PM

Touché, Adrius. But I think there's a difference between the two. Being interested in brooding types suggests emotional immaturity, which is universally bad for relationships.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 09, 2014 08:22 PM

Adrius said:
Noob-san I-I think it was deep and t-thoughtful observation of how hard it is to find a place where you belong in this world.

They're just being mean cuz they're jealous and don't understand you like I do.



Seriously, why's everyone being a douche about this? What, do you want me to turn into Dark Crystal or what?
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Fauch
Fauch


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posted April 09, 2014 08:37 PM

actually we are not being douches about this. we are douches all the time

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 09, 2014 08:38 PM

Yeah, cool, how's that working out for you?
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Fauch
Fauch


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posted April 09, 2014 08:43 PM

not bad

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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted April 09, 2014 08:49 PM

I always said you have boobs, no more! She is the same view with you. You have learned!

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fred79
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posted April 09, 2014 09:11 PM

mvassilev said:
Touché, Adrius. But I think there's a difference between the two. Being interested in brooding types suggests emotional immaturity, which is universally bad for relationships.


lol, and how old is noobx?


@ noobx: i wasn't being a douche. i was trying to help...

if you're on the scent of a girl who actually enjoys a lot of physical contact in public, then man, go for it! those girls are wild in the sack.

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Baklava
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posted April 09, 2014 09:22 PM
Edited by Baklava at 21:22, 09 Apr 2014.

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He's not accusing you of lying, he is just telling you, you are a cheesy conversationalist.

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you did sound like a kind of uninteresting guy, just of the "exaggeratedly emotional" kind.

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Being interested in brooding types suggests emotional immaturity, which is universally bad for relationships.

Jesus Christ, you sagelike love connoisseurs understand that the lad is 15? All of this is a perfectly normal part of getting to understand self-expression as well as guy-to-girl relationships in these years.

You came off as any normal teen Nirvana fan, Noobie. Thoughtful, introverted, air-headed and, granted, overly theatrical when looked from the outside. But that's all interesting to this girl. Of course it is. We just don't know in which manner exactly. She's young and is developing just as you are. She's figuring out what she wants from life, from guys, from anything, and she's forming into a chick, just like you're forming into a guy. Everything you're going through, she is as well. She's not an alien creature and you already have a shyteload in common. So don't be afraid of any outcome from friendzone to cunnilingus, and - I can't stress this enough - don't overvalue your feelings in that age. I know you're inclined to do that because I've been you, except that Manson was my fix where Cobain's yours. You like her, that's all. The only thing you need to do, as I already told you sometime before methinks, is take things easy, don't overthink, relax and enjoy the ride.

Also, never quite dwelled in MVass' awkward-arse love life, but Adrius' last comment made me bite my lip. Ouch.
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fred79
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posted April 09, 2014 09:33 PM

Baklava said:

I know you're inclined to do that because I've been you, except that Manson was my fix where Cobain's yours.


small world. nirvana was my fix before cobain's death, manson was the immediate replacement. neat.

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Storm-Giant
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posted April 09, 2014 09:40 PM

You are so cute, NoobX
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