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OhforfSake
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posted June 14, 2014 10:46 PM

Not sure they give birth on your stomach?
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Storm-Giant
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posted June 14, 2014 10:55 PM

Don't worry NoobX, you will get a girl....by the time you get Responsible status, more or less
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Ebonheart
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posted June 14, 2014 10:55 PM

Why don't you travel to one of the countries I mentioned and try it yourself so you can inform the rest of us about your experience?
Ps: I heard there are free tickets under the pilot seats for scorpions this week.

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OhforfSake
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posted June 14, 2014 10:58 PM
Edited by OhforfSake at 23:09, 14 Jun 2014.

Happy travelling SG!

I find it freakish you're into women giving birth on your stomach, but I guess we're all different like that. I like woman and you like babies coming out of VG's landing on your tummy.
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Storm-Giant
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posted June 14, 2014 11:06 PM
Edited by Storm-Giant at 23:09, 14 Jun 2014.

OhforfSake said:
lading on your tummy.

There are so many (english) words I'm not aware of them, damn. I would be such an ignorant if it wasn't for your wisdom

Here, have a free hug *hugs Forf*
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Ebonheart
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posted June 14, 2014 11:06 PM

Don't bicker, feel the love guys
On a side note, was it after 50+ posts I could pick my avatar? Not that I have decided yet but I relish the opportunity.

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Storm-Giant
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posted June 14, 2014 11:08 PM

Ebonheart said:
On a side note, was it after 50+ posts I could pick my avatar? Not that I have decided yet but I relish the opportunity.

YES
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OhforfSake
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posted June 14, 2014 11:13 PM

What's this 50 posts stuff? I didn't need no 50 post before I choose my first avatar!
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Ebonheart
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posted June 14, 2014 11:17 PM
Edited by Ebonheart at 23:21, 14 Jun 2014.

Awesome Storm-Giant

Edit: Well ohforfsake, I want to get a avatar of my own since none on the gallery seems to fit me that well. Most good ones are already taken or being used by a ton of people.

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OhforfSake
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posted June 14, 2014 11:41 PM

I can get my own too?
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Fauch
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posted June 15, 2014 12:01 AM

fred79 said:
@ ohfor: lol.

pay no attentiont to sg, noobx. he's a negative ned. you know how to attract girls? be uncaring and fun. the less you needy you are, the more a girl is liable to get interested. of course, you have to have a good attitude, as well. devil may care, mixed with a pleasant and fun-loving demeanor, and the girl's line up. judging from the kinds of dudes and gals that link up, it doesn't matter what people look like anymore. not saying that you're ugly, i'm just saying that looks are coming in second to a good personality. take these words to the bank, man. you do, and you'll get to the bedroom with more than just your hand.


I don't get it, what's the point if you don't care?

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NoobX
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posted June 15, 2014 12:56 AM

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But to be a bit serious. If you are looking for a girl then may I ask what you are after? The girl with her feelings and partnership or a one night stand?

No, man, I'm totally not looking for a one night stand. As much as I don't want to be emotional and try to chill around other, I just can't escape from the urge to have someone to cuddle with. I feel lonely sometimes and I just wish I had a girlfriend that I could hug to forget about everything bad around me.

Alas, that is not gonna happen any time soon... or at all. :/
I guess my best and only option would be a cheap hooker.
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OhforfSake
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posted June 15, 2014 01:03 AM

Fauch said:


I don't get it, what's the point if you don't care?


I guess I was bored and just picked one.
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Ebonheart
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posted June 15, 2014 01:21 AM

No, man, I'm totally not looking for a one night stand. As much as I don't want to be emotional and try to chill around other, I just can't escape from the urge to have someone to cuddle with. I feel lonely sometimes and I just wish I had a girlfriend that I could hug to forget about everything bad around me.

Alas, that is not gonna happen any time soon... or at all. :/
I guess my best and only option would be a cheap hooker.


How old are you noobx? in your 20s? You still got many years to live and plenty of time to find someone.
These are your problems as far as I can tell:

1. You lack confidence, either in yourself or the fact that you can get a girlfriend. If you and I were to play a online HOMM 3 game, would you just give up vs me before you even fought me? I doubt it. You would probably be confident and hit me with all you got, perhaps even despise me as a fool to challange you. IRL is no different than a heroes game.
You can certainly call a hooker and enjoy the cuddle, but would not that be the same as typing NWCredpill?
It is as they say, no challange - no game. If you were to get girls on an assembly line, I highly doubt you would enjoy it.

2. Be brave or be nuts - the difference is next to nothing. You might have heard the famous "rush capitol and then build your army" here on the heroes forums. Well if you pass out the chance to conquer, you fall behind. It does not matter if you get a confidence boost by deciding to just be brave and ask the girl if she wants to join you or if you simply throw all fears off and just hunt until you hit the mark like hunter in a nutty frenzy. Just try one of these things, the worst that can happen is that you get a "no, sorry". But if you pass the years will just run along and everyday you will feel more and more sorry because you don't succeed where others do.

3. Speak about your feelings. If you swap scenario, how would you like your boyfriend to be? Like a closed book with a big iron lock on it or open and easy to access with beautiful pictures?

And last but not least. There are billions of girls in this world mate. So don't sweat it. You will find one.

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Fauch
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posted June 15, 2014 01:21 AM

NoobX said:

No, man, I'm totally not looking for a one night stand. As much as I don't want to be emotional and try to chill around other, I just can't escape from the urge to have someone to cuddle with. I feel lonely sometimes and I just wish I had a girlfriend that I could hug to forget about everything bad around me.


you sure that you want a girl? and not just any distraction?
what's bad around you? girls not wanting you?

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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted June 15, 2014 01:46 AM

Ebonheart said:
How old are you noobx? in your 20s? You still got many years to live and plenty of time to find someone.

Haha, I'm only 16
I dunno why, but everyone seems to think of me as an older person that I really am.


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1. You lack confidence, either in yourself or the fact that you can get a girlfriend. If you and I were to play a online HOMM 3 game, would you just give up vs me before you even fought me? I doubt it. You would probably be confident and hit me with all you got, perhaps even despise me as a fool to challange you. IRL is no different than a heroes game.
You can certainly call a hooker and enjoy the cuddle, but would not that be the same as typing NWCredpill?
It is as they say, no challange - no game. If you were to get girls on an assembly line, I highly doubt you would enjoy it.

I would've declined the match as I have absolutely no experience with multiplayer.
I don't think that the hooker would have any interest in cuddling, she'd be like "Right, for $100 you get about 30 minutes of fun"

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2. Be brave or be nuts - the difference is next to nothing. You might have heard the famous "rush capitol and then build your army" here on the heroes forums. Well if you pass out the chance to conquer, you fall behind. It does not matter if you get a confidence boost by deciding to just be brave and ask the girl if she wants to join you or if you simply throw all fears off and just hunt until you hit the mark like hunter in a nutty frenzy. Just try one of these things, the worst that can happen is that you get a "no, sorry". But if you pass the years will just run along and everyday you will feel more and more sorry because you don't succeed where others do.

The worst that can happen is "What?! HAHAHAHAHAA, be with a loser like you?! Wait a moment I must post this on FB!"
I don't like to take risks in life unless I'm definetly sure that nothing bad can happen.

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3. Speak about your feelings. If you swap scenario, how would you like your boyfriend to be? Like a closed book with a big iron lock on it or open and easy to access with beautiful pictures?

I would not like to have a boyfriend and I really can't answer that question. :/


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what's bad around you? girls not wanting you?

Actually, yes. Nothing I do or say ever pleases anyone. I try to be helpful, witty and state my opinion even if the majority is against it. Screw the others, it's my opinion that matters to me and no one can force me to think the wrong way.
No one gives a damn about that though *shrugs*
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted June 15, 2014 01:55 AM

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and no one can force me to think the wrong way.


Lol...
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fred79
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posted June 15, 2014 02:06 AM

Fauch said:
I don't get it, what's the point if you don't care?


there are tons of girls out there. of course you can care about hooking up, and possibly finding someone who won't make you want to jump out of a window and run away once they start talking, but ACTING like you care in order to GET a woman is the WRONG thing to do. very rarely will a woman dig a guy like that. it would have to be special circumstances, for that kind of attitude to work, to pick up a girl. that, or just being at a sleazy bar. but, you wouldn't want to get physical with that type anyway; it'd be greater odds of picking something nasty up from them when it's bedroom time.

so basically, either pretend to not care, or just don't care. either one will work, if you're convincing enough. leave yourself open to the idea of getting together, of course, but don't actively SEEK it, unless you see that she's interested. then, make sure to keep your interest level below hers. always leave a woman wanting more, and make sure that YOU'RE the one in control. that's key.

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mvassilev
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posted June 15, 2014 02:27 AM

Or you could refrain from trying to pick up girls altogether.
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Baklava
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posted June 15, 2014 02:27 AM

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I try to be helpful, witty and state my opinion even if the majority is against it. Screw the others, it's my opinion that matters to me and no one can force me to think the wrong way.
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The worst that can happen is "What?! HAHAHAHAHAA, be with a loser like you?! Wait a moment I must post this on FB!"
I don't like to take risks in life unless I'm definetly sure that nothing bad can happen.

Which is it, Obama?
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