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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted September 06, 2014 10:40 AM

Sure, it is!
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted September 06, 2014 03:10 PM

last time i'm telling you, noobx. all you need to do is kiss the girl.

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted September 06, 2014 03:28 PM
Edited by NoobX at 15:28, 06 Sep 2014.

I should never have listened to that.
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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted September 06, 2014 03:29 PM

you should listen to it again. and after that, again. and again and again and again, until it sinks in.

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted September 06, 2014 03:30 PM

It's a conspiracy, goddammit! Don't you get it?!
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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted September 06, 2014 03:46 PM

kiss the girl

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted September 06, 2014 04:42 PM

Really mature, fred, really mature from you...  
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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted September 06, 2014 05:14 PM

this girl you like, how does she act around others? does she initiate the same physical contact that she does with you, with other people?

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted September 06, 2014 05:29 PM

I don't know, I'm not a stalker, man.

But... I shouldn't get my hopes up. Yeah, I should just crawl into my hole of lonelines and cry in silence.
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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted September 06, 2014 05:36 PM

shut your ****. if you don't find out what she's like, get to the bottom of what's up with her and you, then why even bother thinking about her? you want to pout? because i have the feeling you don't. i have the feeling, you'd rather get in bed with this girl. so make it ****ing happen, man.

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Adrius
Adrius


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
posted September 06, 2014 05:38 PM

I think step one in any case would be to stop taking relationship advice from the internet.

Or at least this particular part of the internet.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted September 06, 2014 05:41 PM

Adrius said:
I think step one in any case would be to stop taking relationship advice from the internet.

Or at least this particular part of the internet.



It worked the last time.






Wait a minute...  
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meroe
meroe


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Basically Smurfette
posted September 06, 2014 05:54 PM

Okay Nooby, seeing as I am the resident female here at the moment, you can ask me anything you like regarding your situation with this girl.  If you want HCM me fine.

But a girl makes a play like this for two reasons:-

1)  She is into him and is desperately trying to get his attention, or
2)  She and her friends are trying to embarrass him (either because they are being spiteful, or because one of them actually likes him).

Now, you know these girls so you should have a good idea whether its 1) or 2).

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted September 06, 2014 06:32 PM
Edited by NoobX at 18:34, 06 Sep 2014.

I will find out what's going on next week (I hope). Chances are that was all just a weird coincidence.

And that wouldn't be cool at all.

EDIT: I should grow a beard first. It will definitely help.
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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
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posted September 06, 2014 07:49 PM

Adrius said:
I think step one in any case would be to stop taking relationship advice from the internet.

Or at least this particular part of the internet.


it's not like he's getting help from anywhere else. besides, advice is advice. you'd be surprised what you could learn, if you only listen to what is being said(or, in this case, read).

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Corribus
Corribus

Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
posted September 06, 2014 07:56 PM

I just realized that meroe is basically Smurfette.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg

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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted September 06, 2014 07:56 PM
Edited by OhforfSake at 19:57, 06 Sep 2014.

I think one of the major problems may be NoobX's fear of neutrons. After all, there are countless of neutrons in any girl.

Edit: So she was created by an evil old wizard with the intention to lure us into our doom and get devoured?
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted September 06, 2014 08:06 PM
Edited by NoobX at 20:07, 06 Sep 2014.

Corribus said:
I just realized that meroe is basically Smurfette.

Gangbang, anyone? No?


... ok.

@Forfy, hey, it is a totally reasonable fear! Like anatidaephobia.


What? It's totally reasonable I tell you!
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Storm-Giant
Storm-Giant


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
posted September 06, 2014 08:52 PM

NoobX said:
Corribus said:
I just realized that meroe is basically Smurfette.

Gangbang, anyone? No?


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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted September 06, 2014 09:27 PM



I simply just regret posting that... It-it will never go away now...
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